Worst OU epithet

[Widescreen]

I vote for Gooner. That is the most nonsensical, lazy epithet. Landthieves is pretty good. There are probably others that are somewhat clever. But Gooner? I don't even know what that means.

[tommieharris91]

This should be a pole.

[OUinFLA]

F'n Hillbillys seems to ring a bell.

[olevetonahill]

F'n Hillbillys seems to ring a bell.
I liked that one . It fits ME :D

[setem]

But we have no hills really!!!

I hate gooner and I hate any reference to us living in trailer homes and/or having mullets!!!

[madillsoonerfan5353]

But we have no hills really!!!

I hate gooner and I hate any reference to us living in trailer homes and/or having mullets!!!

Or that we drink Naty Lite!

[OzarkSooner]

I vote for Gooner. That is the most nonsensical, lazy epithet. Landthieves is pretty good. There are probably others that are somewhat clever. But Gooner? I don't even know what that means.
I just laugh everytime I read or hear someone say "gooner." It is so pathetically childish and limited it's laughable. It's like when somebody came up with a really insulting nickname for someone as in "aggroid" (combination of aggie and hemorrhoid) and all they can think of to come back with is "gooner." It is George Costanza retorting "The jerk store called..." In fact, OSU is very much like the George Costanza of the state of Oklahoma's football world, although George may actually be wittier.

Hey OSwho:

http://www.changetowin.org/connect/WindowsLiveWriter/TheJerkStoreCalled_9F9D/castanza_thumb3.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Or that we drink Naty Lite!
Easy there Boy :mad:
And setem I live in the hills .:P

[SoonerBOI]

Thug U and gooners are the worst I've heard from "the most elite / cleanest program in the universe" (uso).

[birddog]

I just laugh everytime I read or hear someone say "gooner." It is so pathetically childish and limited it's laughable. It's like when somebody came up with a really insulting nickname for someone as in "aggroid" (combination of aggie and hemorrhoid) and all they can think of to come back with is "gooner." It is George Costanza retorting "The jerk store called..." In fact, OSU is very much like the George Costanza of the state of Oklahoma's football world, although George may actually be wittier.

Hey OSwho:

http://www.changetowin.org/connect/WindowsLiveWriter/TheJerkStoreCalled_9F9D/castanza_thumb3.jpg

what's the difference? you're their all-time best seller!

[setem]

HAHA sorry olevet!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH NATY LITE???

I prefer...

http://www.the-forum.com/advert/images/billy.jpg

Billy Carter, exploiting his relationship to President Jimmy Carter, commended the fine qualities of Billy Beer. His smiling face appears on the carton from a twelve pack. The back of the carton reads: Brewed expressly for and with the personal approval of one of America's all-time great beer drinkers - Billy Carter.

http://www.the-forum.com/advert/images/billy2.jpg

[olevetonahill]

HAHA sorry olevet!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH NATY LITE???

I prefer...

http://www.the-forum.com/advert/images/billy.jpg

Billy Carter, exploiting his relationship to President Jimmy Carter, commended the fine qualities of Billy Beer. His smiling face appears on the carton from a twelve pack. The back of the carton reads: Brewed expressly for and with the personal approval of one of America's all-time great beer drinkers - Billy Carter.

http://www.the-forum.com/advert/images/billy2.jpg

I have an Unopened Can of that shat . The dayum thing is empty :mad:
Top has nevar been popped :cool:
Course it was empty so why bother .

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm not sure it's fair to talk about the silly names we get called without addressing the silly names we have for others.

[OUDoc]

I vote for Gooner.
Some idiot somewhere thought it was funny. The best part is, they think it bothers us (apparently).
It doesn't.
It does confuse me though.

[sanantoniosooner]

Some idiot somewhere thought it was funny. The best part is, they think it bothers us (apparently).
It doesn't.
It does confuse me though.
kind of like "whorns"?

Do people actually think it gets under their skin?

[sanantoniosooner]

Paperclips, and dirt burglars both rock.

[mdklatt]

Paperclips, and dirt burglars both rock.

Agreed. Dirt Burglars is my very favorite.

Gooners is irredeemably lame. Zero U has some merit, except that it seems to be almost exclusively used by oSu fans...which makes them Zero State. Idiots.

[Widescreen]

kind of like "whorns"?

Do people actually think it gets under their skin?
I stopped using that a long time ago. In fact, I'm pretty sure I just refer to them as horns and UT. And OSU is aggy or pokes.

At least whorns has a microscopic amount of clever. "Gooners" is chock full of fail. As was mentioned above, it's childish nonsense. Kind of like calling someone named Patty "Fatty" when she's not in fact fat.

[mdklatt]

I hate any reference to us living in trailer homes and/or having mullets!!!

I saw somebody with a mullet at that last game, but there was certainly no shortage of bemulleted oSu fans while I was at the State Fair...until about halfway through the Troy game. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

gooners=whorns on the creativity and intelligence scales IMO.

Even worse is "Oklahomo".............

[Widescreen]

Which is worse. Gooners or Shorthorns?

[sanantoniosooner]

Which is worse. Gooners or Shorthorns?
Now "shorthorns" is a higher quality insult IMO. Not rocket science or anything, but better than some.

[mdklatt]

Which is worse. Gooners or Shorthorns?

My sister's junior high was the Shorthorns because the high school is the Longhorns. :D

[mdklatt]

Now "shorthorns" is a higher quality insult IMO. Not rocket science or anything, but better than some.

I can't think of anything really good for Texas. My favorite term for another school is Sand Aggies. Awesome. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

"texass" is not a term I'd use.

UTerus........meh. With their logo you can make it work.

[Widescreen]

Now "shorthorns" is a higher quality insult IMO. Not rocket science or anything, but better than some.
I don't know. Taking the name and just choosing the opposite doesn't strike me as any more creative than Gooners or Cheaters.

[garland sooner]

I'd have to go with zero u as the worst of them all. come on... how often are we shut out?:rolleyes:

[SoonerBOI]

The word "Poke" is a slang word in one asian country. The meaning of the word is sooooooo horrible you would laugh your *** out.:D

[mdklatt]

I don't know. Taking the name and just choosing the opposite doesn't strike me as any more creative than Gooners or Cheaters.

Book 'em Horns is pretty good now that I think about it.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'd have to go with zero u as the worst of them all. come on... how often are we shut out?:rolleyes:
Zero U wouldn't necessarily be directed at a score. That one is better than most.

O who and OS who are lame.

[Widescreen]

Book 'em Horns is pretty good now that I think about it.
Yeah, that was one of the better ones. Although 2 years from now if people are still saying it, it will have lost a lot of it's luster (assuming Mack gets his players under control).

[sanantoniosooner]

I don't know. Taking the name and just choosing the opposite doesn't strike me as any more creative than Gooners or Cheaters.
It's got to be more than just the opposite.

Please get a little more abstract:D

Everyting is big in Texas? No.......they're SHORThorns. Short is the perfect term for ego driven arrogant pinheads.

[mdklatt]

The word "Poke" is a slang word in one asian country. The meaning of the word is sooooooo horrible you would laugh your *** out.:D

Hell, in this country it's slang for ****ing. They call themselves "cowpokes" and have a degree program in "animal husbandry". Do the math. :eek:

[Paperclip]

I saw somebody with a mullet at that last game

Oh man, there's a dude that sits near me in section 16 that has a mullet for the ages. I actually took a picture with my phone.

[Sooner98]

My vote is for "UO". Am I supposed to feel insulted by someone switching the two letters around for no apparent reason? Lame.

Along those lines, my vote for least favorite that our fans use is spelling Texas backwards, or "saxet". Everyone, please stop doing it. Today, if possible.

[mdklatt]

I'd have to go with zero u as the worst of them all. come on... how often are we shut out?:rolleyes:

I certainly can't speak to the thought processes of the aggots, but I don't think that's the intent.

[OUDoc]

Oh man, there's a dude that sits near me in section 16 that has a mullet for the ages. I actually took a picture with my phone.
Probably that dude who used to post here under the name "sec 16". What a dork. ;)

[sooneron]

You guys forgot BlowU. Niiiiice!

I like whorns, although it doesn't translate outside of a message board. You really can't call a horn a whorn verbally.


Blow me, sas.

[mdklatt]

Oh man, there's a dude that sits near me in section 16 that has a mullet for the ages. I actually took a picture with my phone.

I saw him in line for the gate that's closest to 16, so maybe it's the same guy. Is he pretty tall and meth-addict skinny? :D

[mdklatt]

My vote is for "UO". Am I supposed to feel insulted by someone switching the two letters around for no apparent reason? Lame.


That's to reinforce how unedumacated we are because we're not actually "Oklahoma University". Never mind that all the non-aggy Big 8 schools do that.



Along those lines, my vote for least favorite that our fans use is spelling Texas backwards, or "saxet". Everyone, please stop doing it. Today, if possible.

Word. I guess that's supposed to be in lieu of writing it upside down akin to the upside horn gesture?

[sanantoniosooner]

You guys forgot BlowU. Niiiiice!

I like whorns, although it doesn't translate outside of a message board. You really can't call a horn a whorn verbally.


Blow me, sas.

gooner

[CORNholio]

Jokelahoma and Choklahoma (ala '03) were retarded especially come from Ok St. That would just make them Jokelahoma State. Cmon.

Domer=greatness though.

[sanantoniosooner]

Notre Dumb.............horrible.

[Soonerus]

POTFI...

[sanantoniosooner]

PTFMWB

[Soonerus]

PTFMWB

POTFI is a real deal, spek to anybody that remembers it....

[sanantoniosooner]

PTFMWB

play that funky music white boy.

It doesn't get any more real than that.

and urinating on f'ing irish sounds offensive.

[Soonerus]

POTFI was graffiti at an OU game, wide spread...

[sanantoniosooner]

POTFI was graffiti at an OU game, wide spread...
Purdue printed t-shirts that said it.

[Soonerus]

Purdue printed t-shirts that said it.

wrong...hint: it was generated by OU fans....

[sanantoniosooner]

wrong...hint: it was generated by OU fans....
http://www.collegegear.com/sf/stores/1100/p-163364.shtml
http://www.collegegear.com/sf/stores/product_images/163364-x.jpg

[Soonerus]

Hey, this really happened and it was widespread on the OU campus...hint: I was very young when it occured...

[sanantoniosooner]

Are you still referring to this like there is some mystery surrounding it?

[olevetonahill]

Hey, this really happened and it was widespread on the OU campus...hint: I was very young when it occured...
You the only one that remembers 85 yrs ago !

[Soonerus]

Are you still referring to this like there is some mystery surrounding it?

Do you know what it stands for : POTFI ?????

[sanantoniosooner]

I indicated in a previous post what it stood for.....urinating on the f'n irish. Can you read?

The link I provided, had you took the time to look states as much.

Rus........I'm trying real hard to be nice, but you are testing my 12 steps.

[olevetonahill]

I indicated in a previous post what it stood for.....urinating on the f'n irish. Can you read?

The link I provided, had you took the time to look states as much.

Rus........I'm trying real hard to be nice, but you are testing my 12 steps.
Ill nevAr make it past step 1 with him .:pop:

[Soonerus]

I indicated in a previous post what it stood for.....urinating on the f'n irish. Can you read?

The link I provided, had you took the time to look states as much.

Rus........I'm trying real hard to be nice, but you are testing my 12 steps.

Good job SAS, you didn't make the OU connection or what year but you found the answer so spek to you my man...

[olevetonahill]

Im new to this shat . What is step 1 ?
Nevar mind I dont care .:P

[Soonerus]

Im new to this shat . What is step 1 ?
Nevar mind I dont care .:P

Ole, you are showing you chips....

[sanantoniosooner]

Im new to this shat . What is step 1 ?
Nevar mind I dont care .:P
AA and most other programs like that have 12 step programs.

[mdklatt]

Do you know what it stands for : POTFI ?????

Let me guess...**** on the ****ing Irish? Because they ended our 47-game win streak? When you were really young? And now Purdue has bogarted it and put it on a T-shirt?

[mdklatt]

AA and most other programs like that have 12 step programs.

Oh...so it's a frequent flier thing?



60 second flood control is the succ.

[sanantoniosooner]

Let me guess...**** on the ****ing Irish? Because they ended our 47-game win streak? When you were really young? And now Purdue has bogarted it and put it on a T-shirt?
Was it that obvious?

I thought it was. I tried to make it that obvious, but I was losing confidence in my ability to communicate.

[sanantoniosooner]

Oh...so it's a frequent flier thing?



60 second flood control is the succ.
speaking of AA as an airline.........we are NOT allowed to check in over the internet or at a kiosk because we have a common last name. Talk about a pain in the butt.

[Soonerus]

OU did it in 66...

[mdklatt]

I thought it was. I tried to make it that obvious, but I was losing confidence in my ability to communicate.

He probably just has you on his ignore list. :D

[goingoneight]

1. Oklahomo (you should never make fun of your own state, agroids).
2. Gooner
3. Squats
4. Cheaters (hello, Pot!)
5. Mullets
6. Trailer trash (or when aggy spells... it's "trailor")
7. UO (We are THE University of Oklahoma, but we are also Oklahoma University... and are more commonly referred to as "Oklahoma" as you are referred to as "Oklahoma State." I don't see the redish-yellow lovers calling Tulsa 'UT.' It's weird, aggy South refers to the University of Texas as 'TU' thinking they're being clever when everything aggy touches says "ATM" on it.

Aggies are just strange.

[olevetonahill]

Ole, you are showing you chips....
620000 of em How Bout you ?:rolleyes:

[Soonerus]

620000 of em How Bout you ?:rolleyes:

Props to you on your vcash acumen....

[olevetonahill]

AA and most other programs like that have 12 step programs.
Ok so Ameican Airlines has 12 steps . WTF is step 1 ?
rus and Catfish heads ?;)

[sanantoniosooner]

If I thought people were as dumb as they are pretending I would explain the difference between a "program" and an "airline".

[Soonerus]

Ok so Ameican Airlines has 12 steps . WTF is step 1 ?
rus and Catfish heads ?;)

Ole, ignorance is bliss only if it is genuine...

[Widescreen]

speaking of AA as an airline.........we are NOT allowed to check in over the internet or at a kiosk because we have a common last name. Talk about a pain in the butt.
bin Laden?

[olevetonahill]

Ole, ignorance is bliss only if it is genuine...
So your sayin you an cat are blissful ?:rolleyes:

[mdklatt]

3. Squats


Heh! I like that one.



5. Mullets
6. Trailer trash (or when aggy spells... it's "trailor")


How oSu fans of all people can throw this at us without a trace of irony is beyond me.

Of course, the Dexter Manly Collaje of Reeding alumni over on OP.com were going off on the supposed illiteracy of Kejuan Jones the other day. Irony is clearly not their strong point. :rolleyes:




Aggies are just strange.

This is true the world over. I bet Michigan has the exact same problems with their aggies that we have with ours. Michigan Aggy and Okie Lite (heh) are mirror images, minus a few wrasslin championships.

[Widescreen]

By the way, how did this thread turn into the "idiotic slogan" thread?

Oh, yeah...

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

As the owner of a uterus, I've never understood the logic of using it as an epithet against Texas, their logo notwithstanding. It's a perfectly respectable and extremely functional body part. After all, where would any of us be without it?

[olevetonahill]

As the owner of a uterus, I've never understood the logic of using it as an epithet against Texas, their logo notwithstanding. It's a perfectly respectable and extremely functional body part. After all, where would any of us be without it?
Prolly on the ground where Daddy dumped us ?

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

^^^^^Heh. :D

PS: HEY! I HAVE A STAR!! How did I get a star?

[mdklatt]

As the owner of a uterus, I've never understood the logic of using it as an epithet against Texas

It means they're a bunch of pussies. :texan:

[tommieharris91]

Ole, ignorance is bliss only if it is genuine...

QFT. ;)

[blackbeauty02]

But we have no hills really!!!

I hate gooner and I hate any reference to us living in trailer homes and/or having mullets!!!

i think its quite funny and ironic that pokes say that about us. don't they pull from the same population pool? so wouldn't they have mullets and trailer homes too?

[tommieharris91]

i think its quite funny and ironic that pokes say that about us. don't they pull from the same population pool? so wouldn't they have mullets and trailer homes too?

No, all their fans have degrees from osu. It doesn't if it's from osu-stillwater, osu-tulsa, osu-okmulgee, osu-okc...

[pott_2]

Jokelahoma and Choklahoma (ala '03) were retarded especially come from Ok St. That would just make them Jokelahoma State. Cmon.

Domer=greatness though.
Choklahoma is my least favorite. I have heard that more and more over the past few years with the BCS losses. At least we were there. "Which bowl was your team in??" is what I say.

[sanantoniosooner]

It means they're a bunch of pussies. :texan:
It also has to do with their logo resembling the female reproductive system.

[swardboy]

It also has to do with their logo resembling the female reproductive system.

Also, uterus starts with "ut".....




Ok, I got nuthin'

[sanantoniosooner]

Also, uterus starts with "ut".....




Ok, I got nuthin'
That point was made earlier in the thread. That's why I used "also" regarding the information I added.;)

[TexasLidig8r]

Nicknames for the most part are rarely original.. (Gooners is incredibly lame).. Land Thieves and Dirt Burglars had some flare until they became more widely used.

On the other hand, when we were playing Okie Lite, Okie aggy kept giving props to your school by giving the now, universally recognized OU hand sign.. the sign that says "we are from OU"... you know.. the upside down horns thing.

:D

[Lott's Bandana]

^^^^^Heh. :D

PS: HEY! I HAVE A STAR!! How did I get a star?


You have a uterus AND a star!!!

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

Nick Zeppers....

[Outopia]

Gooners, Squats, and sewerners are just so lame, and so aggy. If you read their boards, you know how they claim to be "superior" because they "all" are Alumni. Then they don't know when to use then/than or your/your'e and there/their/they're. This is the sign of a third tier education, or a bunch of liars.

The one that really gets under their skin is "Okie Lite". They hate that, because it is so true. I first saw that used on an ATM board some years ago. It shows what others consider them to be.

[texas bandman]

My favorite is lose/loose. Lose is when you get the stuffing beat out of you, loose is how I have to wear my clothes because I ate too much stuffing.
:)

[NYC Poke]

The word "Poke" is a slang word in one asian country. The meaning of the word is sooooooo horrible you would laugh your *** out.:D


Um, which country?

[sanantoniosooner]

Nicknames for the most part are rarely original.. (Gooners is incredibly lame).. Land Thieves and Dirt Burglars had some flare until they became more widely used.

On the other hand, when we were playing Okie Lite, Okie aggy kept giving props to your school by giving the now, universally recognized OU hand sign.. the sign that says "we are from OU"... you know.. the upside down horns thing.

:D
The unfair part of that assessment is that Arkansas uses "hornsdown" also, and have earned the right to do so.

[Partial Qualifier]

There are two other 'Gooner' morphs I've heard; 'Swooner' and the inexplicable 'Pooner' :confused:

[SoonerBOI]

Um, which country?

I'll give you a clue. "I shall return"

[85sooners]

:pop:

[blackbeauty02]

As the owner of a uterus, I've never understood the logic of using it as an epithet against Texas, their logo notwithstanding. It's a perfectly respectable and extremely functional body part. After all, where would any of us be without it?

where do you go to buy a uterus? I want to buy a few of my guy friends one since they act so much like Pu$$es .... sometimes

[madillsoonerfan5353]

Easy there Boy :mad:
And setem I live in the hills .:P


My bad! I'm just a Crown and Coke drinker!!

[Jacie]

I admit to using all of the following:

I refer to em as whorns and their school is saxet, which I refuse to justify by spelling it correctly. I reserve that for Texas the state of which I find nothing wrong with.

OUr bretheren from Stoolwater I sometimes refer to as lOSUrs.

Other Big XII schools:

nebbish

puffs

mildcats

[setem]

I hate it when people call me Gaylord!!!

[stoopified]

I vote for Gooner. That is the most nonsensical, lazy epithet. Landthieves is pretty good. There are probably others that are somewhat clever. But Gooner? I don't even know what that means.
Goons beat up on the weak;we beat up on osu.Hence the ags came up with gooners,not clever but hey they ARE ags.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

where do you go to buy a uterus?

The Double X store.

[Half a Hundred]

I never got why the sheep humpers thought that being an Arsenal fan was such a bad thing. Guess they're all Tottenham fans too. Wankers.

[tommieharris91]

I never got why the sheep humpers thought that being an Arsenal fan was such a bad thing. Guess they're all Tottenham fans too. Wankers.

I never understood why they hate the oregon ducks so much. If anything, they should like oregon more than osu because they stole a football win from us.

[mdklatt]

A new one from perusing OP.com: "yardman u". I think that refers to us, but I'm not sure. WTF? I googled "yardman", and the only results pertained to a riding mower. I guess that's an inferior brand or something?? Leave it to an aggie to come up with tractor smack.

:stunned:

[goingoneight]

Leave it to an aggie to call someone a "yard man."

Hint-hint: AGriculture?

No, no... that's too easy. So would putting grass on a A&M school's fields.

Don't stare, folks... they're aggies... they can't help it.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm not sure it's fair to talk about the silly names we get called without addressing the silly names we have for others.

Please stop calling us, "Gaylor."

TYIA.

[mdklatt]

Leave it to an aggie to call someone a "yard man."




Ohhhhhhh..."yard man" as in a landscaper. That still doesn't make any sense. Are they implying that all Sooner fans are illegal Mexican immigrants? :confused:

[goingoneight]

I can't make myself hate Baylor. Maybe it's the fact that we own them or something. :O :) That and my cousin played golf there. Cool place, to be honest witcha.

[mdklatt]

Please stop calling us, "Gaylor."



I've honestly never heard or seen that before. That's dumb. Everybody knows Southern Baptists aren't even allowed to be gay, probably because the gays like to dance.

[SicEmBaylor]

I've honestly never heard or seen that before. That's dumb. Everybody knows Southern Baptists aren't even allowed to be gay, probably because the gays like to dance.

I only heard it once from an OU fan, but it's very common among Aggies (the Texas variety).

[goingoneight]

Aggies calling someone gay... ha! Good one, dood.

[mdklatt]

it's very common among Aggies (the Texas variety)

Kind of ironic coming from a bunch of nut squeezers...although I guess they only squeeze their own. Still, that's a pretty homoerotic organization. I bet quite a few of them are as straight as Larry Craig. That's why they always make sure to kiss their beards in public after a score.

[OzarkSooner]

I've honestly never heard or seen that before. That's dumb. Everybody knows Southern Baptists aren't even allowed to be gay, probably because the gays like to dance.

Hilarious....reminds me of the old Baptist joke: Why do Baptists have such big closets? Because that's where they do all their drinking and dancing.

[XingTheRubicon]

mobilehoma stings a little

[TUSooner]

As other have said:
Oklahomo - But it's the lamest
Jokelahoma - Stiil very lame
Chokelahoma - after the KSU CCG disaster in 03 & TGTSNBR :(

[SleestakSooner]

Aggies calling someone gay... ha! Good one, dood.

If they steer clear of the rams and bulls then they aren't teh gheys.

Aggot having innercourse: "What's my name?!?"

Ewe: "BAAAAAAA"