So Much Cooler Online

[JohnnyMack]

I don't know why this song makes me think of this place


Online - Brad Paisley

I work down at The Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci: fi fanatic, mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace.

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online.

I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I've ever been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.

When you've got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in.

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time.

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online.

[rufnek05]

haha.

[soonersweetie]

that is a great song :D

i think mainly because it's so true of so many people who spend all their time online. Not us soonerfans, though....we're way cooler than that ;)

[M]

That's interesting because IMO, this site brings out my nerdy side. Not that I'm the coolest chick offline either...

[mdklatt]

this site brings out my nerdy side

:hot: :texan:

[yermom]

i'm not sure if i'm nerdier offline or not :O

[crawfish]

I'm as nerdy in real life as I am here.

Sorry to say. :O

[StoopTroup]

I can't wait for the "cooter" copycat thread.

[Harry Beanbag]

I don't know why this song makes me think of this place


Me too. I can name at least 5 posters that perfectly fit this song off the top of my head.

[mdklatt]

Me too. I can name at least 5 posters that perfectly fit this song off the top of my head.

:pop:

[StoopTroup]

I've never worked at Pizza Hut.

I just want to be clear on that....

[Okla-homey]

The video is outstanding. I still can't believe Brad got all those stars...especially George Costanza and Marsha Brady.

[StoopTroup]

Video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1412136189483067043&q=brad+paisley&total=2490&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0)