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dolemitesooner
11/13/2007, 02:50 PM
I am sitting in the back of the Southwest Regional Leadership Conference here at work.

Its a 400 person conference. Right now they are having a working lunch with a speaker.

This woman (who I have never met in my life) walks up and aks me if I can watch her carriage. I thought it was empty at first. She said if I left to grap her.

As she walks away she says "and if she starts crying come and get me"


This woman just left me with her kid, not just a kid a baby in the middle of the conference.

Ike
11/13/2007, 02:53 PM
When she comes back tell her that the baby started to wake up, and looked like it was going to cry. So quick goat thinking, you gave it some of your beer and it shushed right up.

sooner_born_1960
11/13/2007, 02:54 PM
I feel sorry for the Southwest Region.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/13/2007, 02:55 PM
What is it you are leading?

stoops the eternal pimp
11/13/2007, 02:56 PM
What in the world? Thats stupid..
I had a similar situation happen with me and I called the cops on the lady...

Told them some lady just left this kid here and walked off...

sooner_born_1960
11/13/2007, 02:57 PM
What is it you are leading?
The Southwest. Pay attention.

dolemitesooner
11/13/2007, 03:01 PM
What is it you are leading?I am the CEO and owner of OGYTC.

JohnnyMack
11/13/2007, 03:07 PM
Who put you in charge of anything?

1stTimeCaller
11/13/2007, 03:10 PM
what is the stupid part? Someone sending you to a leadership conference or a lady leaving her baby with you?

;)

M
11/13/2007, 03:11 PM
Don't you get it? This is just one of your exercises in leadership at said Leadership Conference.

dolemitesooner
11/13/2007, 03:18 PM
OGYTC= Oklahoma Get your trick cheap

LilSooner
11/13/2007, 03:56 PM
Call the cops on the stupid *** lady.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/13/2007, 06:16 PM
Don't you get it? This is just one of your exercises in leadership at said Leadership Conference.Shrewd, and Q. Guess who failed the test, and took his complaint to Soonerfans.com?...A. The Leader of the Southwest, that's who.

StoopTroup
11/13/2007, 06:19 PM
Why didn't you tell her "NO".

You put yourself in jeopardy by letting her do that to you.

I would have ripped on her.

OUinFLA
11/13/2007, 06:25 PM
Could the baby be yours?

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/13/2007, 06:27 PM
"I would have ripped on her."Holy Schamoley, that's a bigger crime than the kidnapping that Dolemite committed.

StoopTroup
11/13/2007, 06:33 PM
Holy Schamoley, that's a bigger crime than the kidnapping that Dolemite committed.
Not the baby...the Mother.

usmc-sooner
11/13/2007, 06:39 PM
I would have said no, you need to take care of your baby dumbass.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
11/13/2007, 06:52 PM
Not the baby...the Mother.Ripping apart the mother is as illegal as ripping the baby to shreads. It's a bad thing!

yermom
11/13/2007, 06:55 PM
so how much straight up cash you want for that baby?

Sooner24
11/13/2007, 07:09 PM
I am sitting in the back of the Southwest Regional Leadership Conference here at work.

Its a 400 person conference. Right now they are having a working lunch with a speaker.

This woman (who I have never met in my life) walks up and aks me if I can watch her carriage. I thought it was empty at first. She said if I left to grap her.

As she walks away she says "and if she starts crying come and get me"


This woman just left me with her kid, not just a kid a baby in the middle of the conference.



You can get 20 to life in some states for grapping.

OUHOMER
11/13/2007, 08:37 PM
did she come back? do you know how to breast feed? do you know how to change diapers?

olevetonahill
11/13/2007, 09:02 PM
did she come back? do you know how to breast feed? do you know how to change diapers?

Heh If he needs help on improvising a bottle I got it . :D

CatfishSooner
11/13/2007, 09:12 PM
Could the baby be yours?


NO silly, Doles never been w/ a woman so... ;)

Tiptonsooner
11/13/2007, 10:54 PM
This has got to be some kind of record........

WAS SHE HAWT????

mdklatt
11/13/2007, 11:21 PM
This has got to be some kind of record........

WAS SHE HAWT????

****.

Oh come on. **** is starred out?

SoonerGirl06
11/13/2007, 11:24 PM
I can't believe it myself.

proud gonzo
11/13/2007, 11:32 PM
so how much straight up cash you want for that baby? Sell me your children.

sanantoniosooner
11/13/2007, 11:35 PM
I've met dolemite.

I feel nervous leaving yermom with him.

tulsaoilerfan
11/13/2007, 11:48 PM
I am sitting in the back of the Southwest Regional Leadership Conference here at work.

Its a 400 person conference. Right now they are having a working lunch with a speaker.

This woman (who I have never met in my life) walks up and aks me if I can watch her carriage. I thought it was empty at first. She said if I left to grap her.

As she walks away she says "and if she starts crying come and get me"


This woman just left me with her kid, not just a kid a baby in the middle of the conference.

Maybe she needed to go take a dump or something

tulsaoilerfan
11/13/2007, 11:49 PM
Could the baby be yours?
Damn, beat me to it. :pop:

olevetonahill
11/14/2007, 12:01 AM
NO silly, Doles never been w/ a woman so... ;)
Just yerdad and you appeared :eek: