Mah Encounter With a Hillbilly Gal

[VeeJay]

Today I was in Eastern Kentucky and asked a girl at the counter at Rite Aid where a particular business was that I was looking for.

"Git back out dare on duh four lane, go straight til ye pass Foggy Mountain, and ye can't miss it."

I swonnie that's what she said.

I didn't find the bidness nor was I able to identify foggy mountain. Nearly had a breakdown though.

:)

[Jerk]

was she hot?

[VeeJay]

Negatory

[SoonerBorn68]

Wearin' shoes?

[VeeJay]

Wearin' shoes?

I dunno...I didn't get past the crooked teeth.

[SoonerBorn68]

I dunno...I didn't get past the crooked teeth.

Mongo said that cost a dollar.

[VeeJay]

Dayum - didn't take long to ghey up my Hillbilly thread.

[SoonerBorn68]

:D

[SoonerGirl06]

How many moles on her face and did they have hair growing out of 'em?

[VeeJay]

Heh - she was a young 'un.

Give it 30 years.

Eastern Kentucky is un-freekin-believeable.

It's so bad, the highways aren't even littered with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.

Sad, really.

[Whet]

Gotta' look on the bright side, at least she had more than one tooth! Wasn't the toothbrush invented in Kentucky?

[VeeJay]

I think the bright side is that come winter, the rattlesnakes go into hibernation.

[olevetonahill]

So you didnt turn when you hit the Fog ?