View Full Version : Mah Encounter With a Hillbilly Gal
VeeJay
11/12/2007, 09:31 PM
Today I was in Eastern Kentucky and asked a girl at the counter at Rite Aid where a particular business was that I was looking for.
"Git back out dare on duh four lane, go straight til ye pass Foggy Mountain, and ye can't miss it."
I swonnie that's what she said.
I didn't find the bidness nor was I able to identify foggy mountain. Nearly had a breakdown though.
:)
VeeJay
11/12/2007, 09:52 PM
Negatory
SoonerBorn68
11/12/2007, 09:54 PM
Wearin' shoes?
VeeJay
11/12/2007, 10:03 PM
Wearin' shoes?
I dunno...I didn't get past the crooked teeth.
SoonerBorn68
11/12/2007, 10:06 PM
I dunno...I didn't get past the crooked teeth.
Mongo said that cost a dollar.
VeeJay
11/12/2007, 10:11 PM
Dayum - didn't take long to ghey up my Hillbilly thread.
SoonerBorn68
11/12/2007, 10:14 PM
:D
SoonerGirl06
11/12/2007, 10:16 PM
How many moles on her face and did they have hair growing out of 'em?
VeeJay
11/12/2007, 10:32 PM
Heh - she was a young 'un.
Give it 30 years.
Eastern Kentucky is un-freekin-believeable.
It's so bad, the highways aren't even littered with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.
Sad, really.
Gotta' look on the bright side, at least she had more than one tooth! Wasn't the toothbrush invented in Kentucky?
VeeJay
11/12/2007, 10:43 PM
I think the bright side is that come winter, the rattlesnakes go into hibernation.
olevetonahill
11/12/2007, 10:45 PM
So you didnt turn when you hit the Fog ?
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