Is David Earl

[cowrazer1]

still the guy you see about summer jobs?

[josh09]

Yes?

[cowrazer1]

Thanks Josh. I was wanting something with great pay, long hours, and not so much of a show up kind of deal, but you know, still get paid. Anything like that floating around?

I'd also like to once again offer greetings and salutations to the Sooner Nation!!!!!! Time flies when you're having fun and the Raider Nation has certainly enjoyed watching our Swarm Defense smother one opponent after the other. We are happy to welcome the Sooner Nation back to Raiderland and hope each of you enjoys your stay in Lubbock, The Great State of Texas, and The Wonderful South Plains of Texas.

We have some kind of a great officiating crew lined up for this game. Your players may wish to bring extra shoes as the working dogs may at times poop on the field. The Big XII remains committed to hiring the handicapped.


Our team of course is once again loaded with top players. We'll score just about when we want to, but your defense can try to stop us.

We now have a Cracker Barrell in Lubbock. The cream gravy is just about as good as momma used to make. You folks bring plenty of money, plenty of fans, and let's have us another great OU v TTU match-up.

Bring those little ponies too. I know a guy tailgating across the street that can cook anything.

[josh09]

Bring those little ponies too. I know a guy tailgating across the street that can cook anything.

If you are speaking of our mascots, then ok :D

If you are speaking of our actual LIVE ponies that drive the Schooner, then not so ok.... :D

[OUinFLA]

LOL, I was wondering when you were going to rise out of the droppings in the desert.
wb cowrazer1, I hope your team loses by about 30 this weekend :D

[swardboy]

Be sure we have good camera angles on the goal line...pls thnx.

[A Sooner in Texas]

The band hasn't been practicing "El Deguello" has it? ;)

[GottaHavePride]

Oh man, all we need now is TexasTechDarthRaider and it's on like Donkey Kong.

:D

[drbrizzle]

[QUOTE=cowrazer1]
"Watching our Swarm Defense smother one opponent after the other."

The same swarming defense that gave up 58 or was it 59 to Texas last Saturday......

Here trollie, trollie, trollie...

[cowrazer1]

drizzle: You obviously don't realize who I am.

I have not seen Darth around lately. I can round up a posse and look for him if it means that much to some of you.

I read in the DMN about the high school dropout rate being 35% or so in Oklahoma. I'm sure glad it hasn't hurt the quality of this board.

[Soonerus]

drizzle: You obviously don't realize who I am.

I have not seen Darth around lately. I can round up a posse and look for him if it means that much to some of you.

I read in the DMN about the high school dropout rate being 35% or so in Oklahoma. I'm sure glad it hasn't hurt the quality of this board.

cowrazer shows once a year...thank goodness...

[cowrazer1]

I've been really good over the past year Soonerus. Thanks for asking.

Do you guys think your defense will be able to handle our wide splits?

[Soonerus]

I've been really good over the past year Soonerus. Thanks for asking.

Do you guys think your defense will be able to handle our wide splits?

You mean your fat A o-line ?? yes..

[yur-out]

Do you guys think your defense will be able to handle our wide splits?
Depends on whether your guys can get back up after doing those wide splits.:rolleyes:

[cowrazer1]

We're an athletic bunch.

[Soonerus]

We're an athletic bunch.

Your o-line likes brunch ???

[cowrazer1]

Especially pony.

[Curly Bill]

I don't know cowrazer from shinola, but dang you're pretty funny. :D

[sooneron]

I don't know cowrazer from shinola, but dang you're pretty funny. :D
Old joke

[OUinFLA]

cowrazer has always been good for a laugh.
sometimes at what he says,

and then sometimes, just at him.

he is one the ones who will always show up on Monday after they lose though.

[Soonerus]

cowrazer has always been good for a laugh.
sometimes at what he says,

and then sometimes, just at him.

he is one the ones who will always show up on Monday after they lose though.

...and then disappear for a year...

[OUinFLA]

...and then disappear for a year...


yeah, he's nice that way.
:D

[Soonerus]

yeah, he's nice that way.
:D

I agree, I like guys like him...

[SoonerKnight]

I know a guy who knows a guy it could be longer than a year....................

:D















Just kidding! :D

[cowrazer1]

Hey now!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, it has been a busy week. I feel like I've 10,000 things to do and none of them appealing.

So, do you guys like your chances in Lubbock this weekend? I sure look for some Sooner Heartache Saturday night. Sooner Heartache Saturday Night could make a catchy little song title.

I don't know if y'all are aware, but our Pirate is just pretty ticked off right now. I think he's gonna be lookin' to tack Stoops' ol' hide to the wall of his office. It sure could be a tussle. I reckon Tech will win by 3 touchdowns or two safeties, and I don't care which.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

5 to 3 Sooners

[opksooner]

.......wonderful South Plains of Texas......

South plains? Whiskey tango foxtrot!!!

[cowrazer1]

You a 35%'er?

[r5TPsooner]

cowrazer has always been good for a laugh.
sometimes at what he says,

and then sometimes, just at him.

he is one the ones who will always show up on Monday after they lose though.


And he always takes it up the can, err I mean like a man.:eek: ;) :D

[cowrazer1]

5 to 3 Sooners


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