Mike Leach...

[illinisooner]

...is bothered by the fact that Captain Crunch has never been promoted.

[OUmillenium]

...would prospect a stinky, pirate hooker if he were not such a standup guy.

[Widescreen]

...may not be on the sidelines Saturday.

[The Maestro]

...is opposed to referees who live in Texas officiating a Texas-Texas Tech game. But he has no problems with the way the OU-Texas Tech game in Lubbock was officiated two years ago.

[orangekaje]

...sings Oklahoma Rising.

[PhiDeltBeers]

...IS A MAN...HE'S 40.

[Boomer Mooner]

Is hoarse from talking zebra smack from both his faces...

[SoonerBOI]

is eccentric.

[htownsooner7]

likes playing against Nebraska because he enjoys watching that big red blow up guy walking around..

[DreamZ22]

is a .... man without a clue

[texas bandman]

...needs some cheese with his whine.

[Pigface1]

... just bought a pirate ship to live on in Los Angeles.

[htownsooner7]

My favorite Mike Leach quote..

In reference to Aggie cadets: "They wear military uniforms and buzz cuts, holler in unison and stand at attention the entire game. How come they get to pretend they are soldiers?" he asked. "The thing is, they aren't actually in the military. I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandanna. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we'll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that."

[stoops the eternal pimp]

frequently copies and pastes from orange power

[SoonerStormchaser]

...wants to coach the Swedish bikini team.

(Then again, don't we all?)

[Howzit]

...got a Juris Doctorate because he liked the idea of giving prostate exams.

[Blues1]

...Is still waiting to Play 4 years of College Football..... :)

[OUMallen]

didn't play college football, but is a head coach.

[Curly Bill]

...will come Saturday wish his defense didn't suck.

[soonerhillbilly]

.....was a Ref @ the office Halloween Party !

[Landthief 1972]

...is a hypocrite when he whines about officiating.

[devOUt]

.... hired his next door neighbor as the replay official.

[Curly Bill]

...hired his next door neighbor to coach defense.

[Curly Bill]

...has not been chosen as keynote speaker for the next Big-12 officials meeting.

[cowrazer1]

Will finish conf play 4-4.

[josh09]

....looks up to Mike Gundy and his "angry press conference" skills.

[goingoneight]

Will finish conf play 4-4.

... while knowing he actually will go to a bowl game.


:les: Shoots... SCORES!!!

[douxpaysan]

thinks referee's shouldn't wear burnt orange colored glasses but eye patches and bandannas are fine...hey...just not over both eyes.

[AlbqSooner]

marches to the beat of two or three different drummers - all at once.

[westcoast_sooner]

Has brought Tech to the pinnacle of mediocrity.

[letsroll]

admires bobby knight

[Whet]

Re-installed his training wheels on his bicycle.

[BigDeezy]

Talks in circles, but thinks that pie are squared.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Wishes he would have held out for the KU job...

[MamaMia]

...wants to be a weatherman when he grows up.

[ouwasp]

blows chow at the Big Tex steakhouse...

[pott_2]

... carries around a pirate ship steering wheel near his crotch so people will ask him why??? and he says "AARRRRRR. ITS DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!

[mfosterftw]

...wants to be a weatherman when he grows up.

...loves when it rains mud in West Texas...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSPcMXWJjUg

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks defense is for national security only.

[Beans]

found us a QB that now has a ring.... All funnies aside he is a great OC in my book

[KRYPTON]

... adopted a female puppy last Sunday morning and immediately named it "Karma."

[CincySooner]

... doesn't really think pirates are that cool anymore.

[CincySooner]

... woke up one day and said, "I think I'll be a Div-I Football Coach"

[ouwapiti]

has as many chins as vince gill

[orangekaje]

...got fined $10,000.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3108196&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

[retnuH03]

is excluded from the "no drinking policy" in the locker room

[soonerspudman]

...has fantasies about Tech cheerleaders with a wooden legs and parrots.

[StuMondo]

this guy is awesome. One sweet quote after the next!

How about this one, my favorite, regarding the rule changes last year to make the games shorter with the clock changes:

"College football is huge. America waits all season for these games, so what do we do, we make the game shorter! Makes no sense to me. How about we do this: make the game so that each team gets 10 plays a piece and then we all meet in the parking lot afterwards and have a big party!!"

I'm paraphrasing of course, but you get the idea.

Leach is awesome. I wish he were our coach simply for the reason of all the sweet quotes.

Leach is quite the character.

[SoonerKnight]

Will gladly pay another $10,000 fine after he loses to OU!



:D

[illinisooner]

...thinks Don Denkinger made the right call in Game 6 of the 85 World Series.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Wears fishnet stockings under his pants

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Belongs in Arena Football

[Crucifax Autumn]

...once ate his pet cat

[SoonerKnight]

Thinks his TT defense has been fixed.................

[SoonerKnight]

Forgot to recruit defensive players.....................

[SoonerKnight]

will need a big hug when he loses to OU again.....................

[goingoneight]

... posts in these threads without knowing how this tradition got started here at SF.com. :D

[SoonerKnight]

doesn't care about tradition as he coaches at a school that doesn't have any....................

[SoonerTerry]

in 1985 decided "This is the hairstyle for me"...

and then promptly forgot to ever think about it again.

[StoopTroup]

....will log another "L" on his Head Coaching resume this weekend.

[BIG_IKE]

Has not lost a home game to Texas A&M...EVER