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critical_phil
11/12/2007, 01:29 AM
because of little_critical_phil's pwning gymnastic talent, she'll be going to 2 national meets this winter. one in san diego in january and one in tampa/st. pete in february. i haven't been on a vacation in years, and i'm looking forward to taking a few days off.

i've been to san diego a brazillion times, so it wouldn't be anything new. plus, there's a good chance i'd have a bunch of the in-laws in tow.

i haven't been to tampa in years, and most of that was spent drunk in ybor city. the weather should be nicer as well, right?


what say you, souf oval?
soonerboomer93
11/12/2007, 01:36 AM
tampa
critical_phil
11/12/2007, 01:38 AM
that settles it.


srsly, i just remembered they have boiled peanuts in tampa. that alone makes it a no contest.
soonerboomer93
11/12/2007, 02:23 AM
everyone should always listen to me
ou4me
11/12/2007, 04:05 AM
You have to eat at Crabby Bill's when you're in Tampa. Teh yum. :) YWIA
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2007, 07:33 AM
vacation? Your life is a vacation.

TTIAWOP
Sooner in Tampa
11/12/2007, 07:40 AM
Tampa
Mongo
11/12/2007, 08:23 AM
who is tending to the business/employees while you are gone? Do I need to step in for you?
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2007, 08:33 AM
I'll volunteer with Mongo to help out as needed.
critical_phil
11/12/2007, 08:49 AM
that sounds great. what could possibly go wrong?
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2007, 08:51 AM
do we need to wear scrubs?
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2007, 08:52 AM
what's this I hear about a hottie working down at your establishment?
critical_phil
11/12/2007, 08:53 AM
do we need to wear scrubs?


you can.


i don't know if we've got any big enough for Mongo's fatass.
critical_phil
11/12/2007, 08:55 AM
what's this I hear about a hottie working down at your establishment?



i have no idea. i treat all employees with dignity and respect. i view them as partners, and make no judgements based upon gender, religion, sexual orientation, disability, veteran's status, or hotness.
Mongo
11/12/2007, 08:55 AM
that sounds great. what could possibly go wrong?


Well, I think I am the more level headed of us two, so I will over see the daily operations. I have small hands, so 1TC will step in with his sausage fingers when and enema or cathider needs to be done. He lets them know we arent there for pleasure.

The employees need to be watched over as well. Those dirty, naughty employees
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2007, 09:05 AM
whatever, while I'm all about the enema I'm afraid that Mongo would pull his gat on a coworker or a customer. I should be in charge of day to day operations.

He needs to be in the back cleaning bedpans or something.
OUDoc
11/12/2007, 09:07 AM
Minot, North Dakota.
Mongo
11/12/2007, 09:09 AM
you can.


i don't know if we've got any big enough for Mongo's fatass.

I'll wear my Garfield pajama bottoms
IB4OU2
11/12/2007, 09:09 AM
Cutback, Montana
1stTimeCaller
11/12/2007, 09:13 AM
Mongo, let's hit the local dancing establishments and hand out applications
Howzit
11/12/2007, 09:17 AM
I can bring in the geriatric chicks.

They can be very grateful, if you know what I mean.
Mongo
11/12/2007, 09:17 AM
Mongo, let's hit the local dancing establishments and hand out applications


I met a guy down the road that will lend us his employees at a reasonable day rate. That way we could avoid paying insurance, workers comp and all the baggage of an employee can bring on this company.

He said they already have nurses outfits, so we dont have to waste money on scrubs