My boss didn't think this was very funny

[1stTimeCaller]

Oh well, it's just another POS form that I have to fill out. They want us to keep a daily drilling diary. The DDs do one also but I guess theirs wasn't good enough.

07 Nov 2007
1100 Dear Diary, today we arrived on location and our tools were on location. It was a beautiful day and the leaves are turning colors in SE OK.
1200 Measured tools and entered info into software.
1300 Began rigging up sensors on rig.
2000 Waiting on rig.

08 Nov 2007
Dear Diary, today we waited on the rig all day. Tony Evans and I went on a nature walk as it was another beautiful day. We found a small isolated pond that had a few ducks on it. It was lovely. That’s all I’m saying about today!! Hee hee

09 Nov 2007
1240 Dear Diary, today we started the day with a nice breakfast of French toast and cantaloupe. We then picked up tools after lunch.
1324 Rig personnel dropped MWD tool off of catwalk while raising it to drill floor.
1405 MWD tool pulsed good but would not sync up at 90, 95 nor 100 strokes. Decided to test again after running 10 stands into the hole.
1530 Good MWD test using 120 strokes on the pump.

[crawfish]

You and Tony did the nasty, didn't you?

[mdklatt]

You and Tony did the nasty, didn't you?

:les: HE'S NOT SAYING! CAN'T YOU READ?

[1stTimeCaller]

if you knew Tony you'd know just how funny that paragraph is.

[soonerbrat]

nature walk? is that what you kids are calling it these days?




p.s. good jorb on spelling cantaloupe correctly

[1stTimeCaller]

btw brat, your company is the reason I have to keep this gawldanged diary.

TIA

ps I didn't even use spell check!!!

[critical_phil]

i want to spread pimento cheese all over your bald cantaloupe looking head and massage it in with me bum. PM me. srsly - Mongo.

[critical_phil]

oops. that was supposed to be a spek comment.

[1stTimeCaller]

IN!

wait, what?

[Mixer!]

Hot Carl?

[soonerbrat]

don't TMIA....i'm in the texas division.

[1stTimeCaller]

I went to a meeting at your Bridgeport office a few weeks ago. It's a very nice office.

I still blame you being as most of our work for you guys is in Texas.

Why do you hate me enough to make me keep a diary? Why?
;)

[soonerbrat]

never been to the bridgeport office but I did get to meet a few of their people last month....company chartered buses and hauled everyone in our division down to the texas motor speedway for a big shindig. It was nice putting faces to names and voices on the phone.