Moving Help Needed

[SoonerGirl06]

Any of you guys (or know anyone who might be) interested in helping little ol' me load up a U-Haul truck next Friday (November 16th)?

There's free beer or your alcohol of choice, a washer, Lazy-Boy, computer desk with matching filing cabinet and book shelf for the taking if you help.

And if that's not good enough, I'm willing to pay cash.


PM me.

TIA

[royalfan5]

I bet Sic'em is down for some manual labor.

[JohnnyMack]

out.

[soonerboomer93]

no bribe attempt necessary

i'm just gonna say

no


:D

[SoonerGirl06]

I bet Sic'em is down for some manual labor.


I said GUYS.

[SoonerGirl06]

no bribe attempt necessary

i'm just gonna say

no


:D

You totally suc...!!!!!

:D

[8timechamps]

Out.



But, you can mail me beer.

[SoonerGirl06]

Out.



But, you can mail me beer.

You totally suc too...!!!




The beer will be forthcoming...

[VeeJay]

Can I come over and drink some booze and just sort of hang out?

[olevetonahill]

Ill come drink beer and supervise !

[OUinFLA]

how big is the bookshelf?

[KC//CRIMSON]

I'm sorry I can't do this. I can't do it. I can't. It, it's too soon. I don't know you. I can't help you move. I'm sorry. I can't. I just can't.

[Curly Bill]

I'm sorry I can't do this. I can't do it. I can't. It, it's too soon. I don't know you. I can't help you move. I'm sorry. I can't. I just can't.


Love those Seinfeld references. hehehe :D

[soonerboomer93]

You totally suc...!!!!!

:D
ok, in

send me a ticket (business class) and pay my day rate on the travel days ;)

the rest i'll do no charge

[SoonerGirl06]

Can I come over and drink some booze and just sort of hang out?

Yes.


Ill come drink beer and supervise !

Cool!





And for the rest of ya... I give up. :P :P

[SoonerGirl06]

how big is the bookshelf?

Is this some unknown Seinfeld reference I'm not aware of?

[olevetonahill]

Peem me an addy .
I really cant do much with My back . But I will drink beer and supervise :D

[OUinFLA]

Is this some unknown Seinfeld reference I'm not aware of?

How could that be?

[Mongo]

How could that be?

isnt "bookshelf" your code word for rack?

[critical_phil]

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load stuff into a truck.

[SoonerGirl06]

Peem me an addy .
I really cant do much with My back . But I will drink beer and supervise :D

Fort Smith is where you need to supervise. ph is handling the move from that end... need I say more?


Not to mention he has a ton of beer in his fridge.

[SoonerGirl06]

isnt "bookshelf" your code word for rack?

Did I mention it has a nice set of shelves?

[olevetonahill]

Fort Smith is where you need to supervise. ph is handling the move from that end... need I say more?


Not to mention he has a ton of beer in his fridge.
Just tell me where you want me Baby :D

[Mongo]

Can I work with my shirt off, or do I have to keep it on?

[SoonerGirl06]

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load stuff into a truck.

I knew I couldn't count on you, Hiney Wiper.

[SoonerGirl06]

Can I work with my shirt off, or do I have to keep it on?

Depends on how big your Pooh is.

[Mongo]

Depends on how big your Pooh is.

I have clogged a couple of terlets in my life, but I dont see how that affects the shirt situation

[SoonerGirl06]

Just tell me where you want me Baby :D

Sittin' right next to me, Sweet Cheeks.





And drinkin' Natty...

[olevetonahill]

Sittin' right next to me, Sweet Cheeks.





And drinkin' Natty...
While we are Loving on each other can we make phead dance or sompun ?

[SoonerGirl06]

I have clogged a couple of terlets in my life, but I dont see how that affects the shirt situation

YOU. ARE. KILLING. ME.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Pooh=Tummy



as in the Winnie the Pooh's tummy.

[critical_phil]

I knew I couldn't count on you, Hiney Wiper.



i'm the on-call hiney wiper at work this weekend.



call me if anyone needs an enema or anything.

[SoonerGirl06]

i'm the on-call hiney wiper at work this weekend.



call me if anyone needs an enema or anything.

I could have really used you last night when ph was being a little sh**.


:D

[critical_phil]

I could have really used you last night when ph was being a little sh**.


i've not met ph, but he sounds kinda hawt. i'm guessing ramming an enema home on him has got to be more fun than it was on the 90 year old lady i gave one to yesterday.


nursing tip 101: pad the bed BEFORE administering said enema. stand back. enjoy the fireworks.

[olevetonahill]

i've not met ph, but he sounds kinda hawt. i'm guessing ramming an enema home on him has got to be more fun than it was on the 90 year old lady i gave one to yesterday.


nursing tip 101: pad the bed BEFORE administering said enema. stand back. enjoy the fireworks.
You have a ****ty Jorb .

[Mongo]

i've not met ph, but he sounds kinda hawt. i'm guessing ramming an enema home on him has got to be more fun than it was on the 90 year old lady i gave one to yesterday.


nursing tip 101: pad the bed BEFORE administering said enema. stand back. enjoy the fireworks.


I dont think I have hated you anymore than at this moment

[olevetonahill]

I dont think I have hated you anymore than at this moment
But do you hate him ANY LESS ?

[Mongo]

But do you hate him ANY LESS ?


I am just glad he didnt post pics, for some reason I have a mental image of the nasty old lady from The Shining with a Fleet enema in place

[SoonerGirl06]

i've not met ph, but he sounds kinda hawt. i'm guessing ramming an enema home on him has got to be more fun than it was on the 90 year old lady i gave one to yesterday.

Yes.. and adding the pop rocks really added some pizzaz to the experience.



nursing tip 101: pad the bed BEFORE administering said enema. stand back. enjoy the fireworks.

Been there. Done that. Which is why I am now into Aesthetic surgery.

[critical_phil]

I am just glad he didnt post pics, for some reason I have a mental image of the nasty old lady from The Shining with a Fleet enema in place

here's a better mental picture:


i just learned yesterday to pad the bed BEFORE giving said enema.

[SoonerGirl06]

here's a better mental picture:


i just learned yesterday to pad the bed BEFORE giving said enema.

n00b nurses... let me tell ya... :rolleyes:

[SoonerGirl06]

Okay... seriously guys, if ya'll know of anyone who might be interested in what I said in my first post, let me know.

I could really use the help.

[critical_phil]

and i was serious about the enemas.


just PM me.

[OUinFLA]

Okay... seriously guys, if ya'll know of anyone who might be interested in what I said in my first post, let me know.

I could really use the help.

I don't need to help now, I went out and bought a bookcase tonight.
Sorry.

[olevetonahill]

I don't need to help now, I went out and bought a bookcase tonight.
Sorry.
Your such a lazy bastage !

[SoonerGirl06]

Chivalry is dead.


Dead I tell ya.


Dead.



:(

[olevetonahill]

Chivalry is dead.


Dead I tell ya.


Dead.



:(
I represent that remark :mad:
I was at the store the other day and saw this Preggers woman waddlin out the store with 4 sacks of groceries . Thats Right I helpped her . I went over and Put my foot on the automatic door opener for her .
So there .:cool:

[Blue]

Free beer, Hawt chick (maybe?), and bonding and sweating. What's wrong w/ you fools?

2 questions...

1) Is PenisHead going to be there...?

2) Post a pic.

[SoonerGirl06]

1) No

2) I already have.

[olevetonahill]

1) No

2) I already have.
dayum I thot that Pic was Just for me .:eek:

[soonerboomer93]

just do like every other texan does

go hire a couple illegals

[Blue]

linky dinky?