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8timechamps
11/7/2007, 09:31 PM
Probably the worst of all non-severe illnesses (illni?) you can have. The only thing worse is when your 8 year old has it and hasn't mastered the art of "covering your mouth".


Any family secrets you can share to aid in this situation? I called my mom and she said "get him some cough syrup!". Wow, why didn't I think of that?!
JohnnyMack
11/7/2007, 09:39 PM
Duct tape.

YWIA.
8timechamps
11/7/2007, 09:41 PM
Not bad.
OUDoc
11/7/2007, 09:42 PM
Rub some dirt on it.
Or start smoking. I hear that helps.
JohnnyMack
11/7/2007, 09:42 PM
Tape an aspirin to it.
OUDoc
11/7/2007, 09:43 PM
Try thinking of baseball.
8timechamps
11/7/2007, 09:43 PM
I kicked him in the mouth, but the blood didn't stop the coughing.
OUDoc
11/7/2007, 09:45 PM
Did you try the throat?
JohnnyMack
11/7/2007, 09:47 PM
Break his finger. It'll take his mind off the coughing.
Curly Bill
11/7/2007, 09:48 PM
WD-40
colleyvillesooner
11/7/2007, 09:50 PM
meth
LilSooner
11/7/2007, 09:53 PM
bottle of whiskey? Works for me.
olevetonahill
11/7/2007, 09:55 PM
A 50-50 mixture of used Motor oil and brake fluid will clear it right up .
MamaMia
11/8/2007, 08:14 AM
Rub a generous amount of Vicks Vapor Rub on his feet and cover them up with comfy, lose fitting (but not baggy) socks.
StoopTroup
11/8/2007, 08:45 AM
Mucinex

http://www.mucinex.com/

Meet Mr. Mucus...:D
OU4LIFE
11/8/2007, 09:07 AM
bottle of whiskey? Works for me.

and she means the whole damn bottle, not just a sip or two, nancy.