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GottaHavePride
11/6/2007, 10:10 PM
The ladies know what I'm talking about. They all have them.

Lemme 'splain:

I was at Chipotle earlier. As I was sitting down to eat an absolutely stunning redhead walked past me and she was wearing Those Pants. No pair of pants looks better on a girl than a pair of black dress slacks with a tiny white pinstripe. Shows off the curves better than any pair of skin-tight pants could ever hope to.

So I say hooray for Those Pants.
KABOOKIE
11/6/2007, 10:14 PM
I like dem pants that is so tight it splits their hoohah. I think it's called a tamel-coe?
SoonerStormchaser
11/6/2007, 10:55 PM
I wantz dem pants for my hawt wife!
tommieharris91
11/6/2007, 11:27 PM
Moe's > Chipotle

Ohh, and this thread is obviously worthless.
rufnek05
11/6/2007, 11:29 PM
i like those "gochoes" ( or what ever they are called) on a girl with a great ars.
olevetonahill
11/7/2007, 12:09 AM
I wantz dem pants for my hawt wife!
Gag a maggot :D
E mail Ill forward a Great Camel toe Vid ;)
soonerboy_odanorth
11/7/2007, 10:58 AM
i like those "gochoes" ( or what ever they are called) on a girl with a great ars.

Funny thing about tastes, huh...

I think those gaucho pants make even skinny girls look fat.

Hate.

Them.
Veritas
11/7/2007, 10:59 AM
Funny thing about tastes, huh...

I think those gaucho pants make even skinny girls look fat.

Hate.

Them.
Ditto. Ugh.

Some for capris. Hate them.
royalfan5
11/7/2007, 11:04 AM
Honestly, a nice skirt/dress owns pretty much any type of pant on a woman.
OU4LIFE
11/7/2007, 11:05 AM
the pants of which GHP speaks are indeed spectacular.....IF

They are spectacular IF you have the goods to pull them off. You do NOT have to be ultra skinny...a little extra stuffing always makes for a nice Thanksgiving turkey, and if you've got the curves, they look phenomenal.

HOWEVER

They are NOT spectacular if you are trying to stuff 20 pounds of shiat into 5 pound pants. Do not do this. There are MUCH more flattering outfits for someone who's turkey happens to be overstuffed. Don't try to fool yourself into thinking you are pulling the look off....you're not hurting anyone except everyone that sees you in 'those pants'
StoopTroup
11/7/2007, 11:05 AM
I liked girls who wore those hot pants back in the day.
rufnek05
11/7/2007, 11:29 AM
i prefer girls with no pants.
Oldnslo
11/7/2007, 12:05 PM
I like short shorts.
OU4LIFE
11/7/2007, 12:23 PM
^^ Biker Fox Fan ^^^
frankensooner
11/7/2007, 12:24 PM
the pants of which GHP speaks are indeed spectacular.....IF

They are spectacular IF you have the goods to pull them off. You do NOT have to be ultra skinny...a little extra stuffing always makes for a nice Thanksgiving turkey, and if you've got the curves, they look phenomenal.

HOWEVER

They are NOT spectacular if you are trying to stuff 20 pounds of shiat into 5 pound pants. Do not do this. There are MUCH more flattering outfits for someone who's turkey happens to be overstuffed. Don't try to fool yourself into thinking you are pulling the look off....you're not hurting anyone except everyone that sees you in 'those pants'
You got me all hungry for Thankgiving Dinner.
OU4LIFE
11/7/2007, 01:07 PM
you're welcome.
NormanPride
11/7/2007, 02:02 PM
Mmm... turkeypants...
frankensooner
11/7/2007, 02:09 PM
GOOBLE GOOBLE GOOBLE

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z178/fastnap/Turkeypants.jpg
frankensooner
11/7/2007, 02:19 PM
Hey sailor,

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z178/fastnap/Turkey.jpg
OU4LIFE
11/7/2007, 03:04 PM
Man, I FUBAR'd this thread in a hurry.

sorry GHP.