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Rhino
11/6/2007, 05:10 PM
Any of you know good places to buy firewood in the OKC/Norman area?

How about places to get free dirt?
Mjcpr
11/6/2007, 05:21 PM
Dean's house.
sooner_born_1960
11/6/2007, 05:21 PM
There is a free dirt sign at 104th and S. Penn. They load it for you.
sooner_born_1960
11/6/2007, 05:22 PM
If someone snuck in and chopped down the River Birch in my front yard, I wouldn't prosecute. I'll even let you know when my wife won't be around.
sooner_born_1960
11/6/2007, 05:24 PM
Actually about two blocks west of Penn on 104th.
Mongo
11/6/2007, 05:26 PM
SE 19th(Moore) and Sunnylane has firewood for sale, NW corner of that intersection
Boomer.....
11/6/2007, 05:28 PM
There is that trailer house on Sooner Rd. just north of Norman who always has firewood for sale.
olevetonahill
11/6/2007, 05:35 PM
Come on down . Ill let ya cut a load fer free:D
C&CDean
11/6/2007, 07:43 PM
peem me. I've got both.
sanantoniosooner
11/6/2007, 07:51 PM
peem me. I've got both.
dirty wood aint the same thing.
StoopTroup
11/6/2007, 08:47 PM
Dean's got wood.
SoonerStormchaser
11/6/2007, 11:03 PM
Dean'll cut your wood up for free with his trusty chainsaws!
Mjcpr
11/7/2007, 09:37 AM
peem me. I've got both.

Toldja.
BlondeSoonerGirl
11/7/2007, 09:52 AM
'Firewood and Free Dirt'.

Good name for a band.

:kelvin:
OU4LIFE
11/7/2007, 09:54 AM
peem me. I've got both.


only if you deliver.

firewood only.

no dirt.
CatHunter
11/7/2007, 02:35 PM
Have you not seen my shirt?

"I GOT WOOD"
At Rancho Deano
crawfish
11/7/2007, 03:33 PM
Have you not seen my shirt?

"I GOT WOOD"
At Rancho Deano

Wise words...from a man...who knows how to operate a chainsaw.
IB4OU2
11/7/2007, 03:57 PM
only if you deliver.

firewood only.

no dirt.

No, but his Father In Law could load Dean and it up for free. Just park under the tree.
C&CDean
11/7/2007, 06:18 PM
only if you deliver.

firewood only.

no dirt.

We deliver.
Sooner_Bob
11/7/2007, 10:29 PM
“Hello, is this the police?”

“Yes, what do you want?”

“I’m calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”

“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”

The next day, cops descend on Billy Bob’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob’s house.

“Hey, Billy Bob! Did the police come?”

“Yeah!”

“Did they chop your firewood?”

“Yep.”

“Happy Birthday, Buddy!”


Source (http://www.officehumorblog.com/index.php/2007/06/08/joke-436-smart-rednecks/)