Guy Morriss..

[RacerX]

Enjoys wet bars.

[mikee likee]

Coaches at Baylor, poor bastard..... nuff said

[Dio]

..runs a flea market under the I-35 overpass on the weekends.

[Scoregasm]

Will be the next head coach at Nebraska, ATM, or possibly even Notre Lame.

[crawfish]

...has suffered enough. Let him go!

[westcoast_sooner]

Left Kentucky so he could run Baylor further into the ground.

[SOONERnTx]

is not 40 and is NOT a man!

[GrapevineSooner]

Kidnapped Greggo.

[yermom]

almost got Baylor into a bowl game once. almost.

[EnidHighSooner]

Should be coaching in the NFL. :]

[retnuH03]

likes to punt

[SicEmBaylor]

...is mailing it in after this week.

[CincySooner]

... won't hold his wife's hair when she's had too much to drink.

[jccouger]

Will be Bye State Universities coach after this year

[soonerborn76]

sells bear skin rugs at said fleamarket...

[OUmillenium]

...sings a song of sixp1ss

[StoopTroup]

...shook Sicem's hand once.

[trwxxa]

Is too busy sprucing up his resume to be the next aTm coach.

[StoopTroup]

...but does eat cat food.

[douxpaysan]

doesn't like his coaches whizzing on the bar...but showers with his sister for afters.:D

[SicEmBaylor]

...knows how to use the search function.

[Sooner_Havok]

...is in serious contention for the Nebraska and aTm jorb

[illinisooner]

...doesn't understand why Callahan and Fran will be out of a job in a month.

[StoopTroup]

....just took another Nexium.

[westcoast_sooner]

thinks he's doing a tremendous job at Alabama

[pott_2]

..is wondering where all the other teams got the "forward pass."

[sooneron]

... misses Sepulveda.

[goingoneight]

... thought to himself that scheduling Nebraska, Michigan, Notre Dame and Texas A&M in OOC would be AWESOME for a power rating. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

... thought to himself that scheduling Nebraska, Michigan, Notre Dame and Texas A&M in OOC would be AWESOME for a power rating. :D
Heh.
We've got a series with Notre Dame coming up. From what I understand, it's scheduled to be played in Dallas at the new Cowboy Stadium. I really can't figure out why on Earth we would do that but whatever.

This will be known as the Jesus Bowl, the Catholics v. Protestants -- the final showdown for Jesus' love and grace.

[Crucifax Autumn]

LOL...Good stuff SicEm!

[SoonerKnight]

plans on coaching Notre Dame next year so he can beat his old school Baylor..........

[SoonerEmpire]

Heh.
We've got a series with Notre Dame coming up. From what I understand, it's scheduled to be played in Dallas at the new Cowboy Stadium. I really can't figure out why on Earth we would do that but whatever.

This will be known as the Jesus Bowl, the Catholics v. Protestants -- the final showdown for Jesus' love and grace.

Go Protestants!!!! :D

[Doged]

...shot J.R.

[retnuH03]

is considering giving the baylor bear some playing time

[ouwapiti]

thought david koresh was cool..

[CincySooner]

... yells "Sic 'em!!" pre-coitus.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Denies any relationship to his brother Garrett Morris.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Loves the Village People

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Is a closet death metal fan

[Frozen Sooner]

...meows for Meow Mix

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Blows more than just games!

[SoonerKnight]

in his mind his team always wins...........

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has a side job as a cher impersonator.

[SoonerEmpire]

... cheers for OU when he's not working.

[SoonerEmpire]

... never works! :D

[SoonerEmpire]

... learned everything he knows about girls by watching episodes of "The Facts of Life"...

[Doged]

.....learned all about originality from his parents, as did his sister, Girl Morriss.

[StoopTroup]

...will soon go into hibernation for next season.

[yur-out]

...is moving up the charts at Monster.com as their best customer. He's #3 right now, just behind #2 Fran, and #1 Callenberger.

[fadada1]

...coaches at baylor. BAYLOR!!!!! hahahahaha

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Sees getting fired from Baylor as a promotion

[SoonerBOI]

hates Baylor...

[SicEmBaylor]

hates Baylor...
From what I understand and hear through the grapevine, that's actually very true.

[pennsooner]

Might just get the dreaded vote of confidence.

[Outopia]

....wears mens' underwear.....

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Is on crack if he thinks he has a chance.

[SoonerKnight]

wants to ride on the Schooner with Sic'em............

[Flagstaffsooner]

Likes to frolic in the texas countryside with SicEm, Lid and Herr..
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