View Full Version : Guy Morriss..
RacerX
11/5/2007, 01:15 PM
Enjoys wet bars.
mikee likee
11/5/2007, 01:20 PM
Coaches at Baylor, poor bastard..... nuff said
..runs a flea market under the I-35 overpass on the weekends.
Scoregasm
11/5/2007, 01:28 PM
Will be the next head coach at Nebraska, ATM, or possibly even Notre Lame.
crawfish
11/5/2007, 01:30 PM
...has suffered enough. Let him go!
westcoast_sooner
11/5/2007, 02:15 PM
Left Kentucky so he could run Baylor further into the ground.
SOONERnTx
11/5/2007, 04:38 PM
is not 40 and is NOT a man!
GrapevineSooner
11/5/2007, 04:42 PM
Kidnapped Greggo.
yermom
11/5/2007, 04:52 PM
almost got Baylor into a bowl game once. almost.
EnidHighSooner
11/5/2007, 05:05 PM
Should be coaching in the NFL. :]
retnuH03
11/5/2007, 05:06 PM
likes to punt
SicEmBaylor
11/5/2007, 05:07 PM
...is mailing it in after this week.
CincySooner
11/5/2007, 05:18 PM
... won't hold his wife's hair when she's had too much to drink.
jccouger
11/5/2007, 05:19 PM
Will be Bye State Universities coach after this year
soonerborn76
11/5/2007, 05:50 PM
sells bear skin rugs at said fleamarket...
OUmillenium
11/5/2007, 06:10 PM
...sings a song of sixp1ss
StoopTroup
11/5/2007, 07:55 PM
...shook Sicem's hand once.
trwxxa
11/5/2007, 07:55 PM
Is too busy sprucing up his resume to be the next aTm coach.
StoopTroup
11/5/2007, 08:01 PM
...but does eat cat food.
douxpaysan
11/5/2007, 09:06 PM
doesn't like his coaches whizzing on the bar...but showers with his sister for afters.:D
SicEmBaylor
11/5/2007, 09:13 PM
...knows how to use the search function.
Sooner_Havok
11/5/2007, 09:17 PM
...is in serious contention for the Nebraska and aTm jorb
illinisooner
11/5/2007, 11:01 PM
...doesn't understand why Callahan and Fran will be out of a job in a month.
StoopTroup
11/5/2007, 11:06 PM
....just took another Nexium.
westcoast_sooner
11/5/2007, 11:30 PM
thinks he's doing a tremendous job at Alabama
pott_2
11/6/2007, 12:01 AM
..is wondering where all the other teams got the "forward pass."
sooneron
11/6/2007, 12:07 AM
... misses Sepulveda.
goingoneight
11/6/2007, 01:12 AM
... thought to himself that scheduling Nebraska, Michigan, Notre Dame and Texas A&M in OOC would be AWESOME for a power rating. :D
SicEmBaylor
11/6/2007, 01:19 AM
... thought to himself that scheduling Nebraska, Michigan, Notre Dame and Texas A&M in OOC would be AWESOME for a power rating. :D
Heh.
We've got a series with Notre Dame coming up. From what I understand, it's scheduled to be played in Dallas at the new Cowboy Stadium. I really can't figure out why on Earth we would do that but whatever.
This will be known as the Jesus Bowl, the Catholics v. Protestants -- the final showdown for Jesus' love and grace.
Crucifax Autumn
11/6/2007, 01:23 AM
LOL...Good stuff SicEm!
SoonerKnight
11/6/2007, 03:22 AM
plans on coaching Notre Dame next year so he can beat his old school Baylor..........
SoonerEmpire
11/6/2007, 03:37 AM
Heh.
We've got a series with Notre Dame coming up. From what I understand, it's scheduled to be played in Dallas at the new Cowboy Stadium. I really can't figure out why on Earth we would do that but whatever.
This will be known as the Jesus Bowl, the Catholics v. Protestants -- the final showdown for Jesus' love and grace.
Go Protestants!!!! :D
retnuH03
11/6/2007, 04:52 AM
is considering giving the baylor bear some playing time
ouwapiti
11/6/2007, 09:07 AM
thought david koresh was cool..
CincySooner
11/6/2007, 09:13 AM
... yells "Sic 'em!!" pre-coitus.
Crucifax Autumn
11/7/2007, 02:30 AM
...Denies any relationship to his brother Garrett Morris.
Crucifax Autumn
11/7/2007, 02:48 AM
...Loves the Village People
Crucifax Autumn
11/7/2007, 03:00 AM
...Is a closet death metal fan
Frozen Sooner
11/7/2007, 03:04 AM
...meows for Meow Mix
Crucifax Autumn
11/7/2007, 03:26 AM
...Blows more than just games!
SoonerKnight
11/7/2007, 03:44 AM
in his mind his team always wins...........
Crucifax Autumn
11/7/2007, 03:47 AM
...has a side job as a cher impersonator.
SoonerEmpire
11/7/2007, 03:57 AM
... cheers for OU when he's not working.
SoonerEmpire
11/7/2007, 03:58 AM
... never works! :D
SoonerEmpire
11/7/2007, 04:53 AM
... learned everything he knows about girls by watching episodes of "The Facts of Life"...
.....learned all about originality from his parents, as did his sister, Girl Morriss.
StoopTroup
11/7/2007, 06:14 AM
...will soon go into hibernation for next season.
yur-out
11/7/2007, 07:35 AM
...is moving up the charts at Monster.com as their best customer. He's #3 right now, just behind #2 Fran, and #1 Callenberger.
fadada1
11/7/2007, 08:03 AM
...coaches at baylor. BAYLOR!!!!! hahahahaha
stoops the eternal pimp
11/7/2007, 10:48 AM
Sees getting fired from Baylor as a promotion
SoonerBOI
11/7/2007, 01:47 PM
hates Baylor...
SicEmBaylor
11/7/2007, 01:52 PM
hates Baylor...
From what I understand and hear through the grapevine, that's actually very true.
pennsooner
11/7/2007, 02:04 PM
Might just get the dreaded vote of confidence.
Outopia
11/7/2007, 09:32 PM
....wears mens' underwear.....
Crucifax Autumn
11/8/2007, 03:19 AM
...Is on crack if he thinks he has a chance.
SoonerKnight
11/8/2007, 03:42 AM
wants to ride on the Schooner with Sic'em............
Flagstaffsooner
11/8/2007, 06:34 AM
Likes to frolic in the texas countryside with SicEm, Lid and Herr..
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