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Boomer.....
11/4/2007, 09:57 PM
please quit starting early.

Sincerely,
the rest of the offense.

stoops the eternal pimp
11/4/2007, 09:58 PM
Good Lord man..thats a heap of vcash you gots there

hOlden caUlfield...
11/4/2007, 10:20 PM
haha. I thought this thread was titled Dr. Phil Loadholt!

I'll just call him Landfill.

Boomer.....
11/4/2007, 10:20 PM
Yeah, I do big things! :D

setem
11/4/2007, 10:23 PM
Hey man I gotta get over by the capitol building and I left my vWallet in my car it is parked over there. It's where my sister in law lives you know my man...so you think I might be able to get a little vCash just so...you know...I can ride the bus or something???


Loadholt is a beast of a man. I see him almost everyday in Gould building. He has to bend down when he walks out of the doors.

yermom
11/4/2007, 10:26 PM
talk to me when you make YOUR first career reception ;)

okienole3
11/4/2007, 10:30 PM
talk to me when you make YOUR first career reception ;)

Is this Duke's letter to Phil?

Paperclip
11/4/2007, 10:31 PM
talk to me when you make YOUR first career reception ;)

That would be funny if this thread had been addressed to Duke. :)

yermom
11/4/2007, 10:36 PM
oh yeah, heh

nevermind, nothing to see here...

stop starting early you guys.

that goes for you too, Malcolm

Chrisrokc
11/4/2007, 10:43 PM
I have a class with him. He is a big big man.

setem
11/4/2007, 10:51 PM
I have a class with him. He is a big big man.

Can we be friends at OU?

All the d-back and wideouts hang out in front of Dale in the morning. They are either making jokes or hitting on the tiny white girls! It has to be nice!

Suerreal
11/4/2007, 11:33 PM
Dear Phil -

You may not have noticed, but you are a rather large person. You may only move a "tiny bit" but when it's you doing the moving, it's about as subtle as a bull in a china shop.

And see, now that you have this reputation for trying to get the jump on the defense, all the officials are focused on you. So please don't twitch until the ball's snapped.

Thanks,
Your fans

Soonerfan88
11/5/2007, 12:29 AM
Especially as it doesn't seem to be helping.

Honest question for those who taped the game & are breaking it down anyway: How many times did Loadholt let his man get by and close on Bradford last night?

Crucifax Autumn
11/5/2007, 01:06 AM
Too many, but I'm sure he'll be paying for that in practice this week. Then he'll do fantastic in the scrimmage next week!

insuranceman_22
11/5/2007, 01:54 AM
Too many, but I'm sure he'll be paying for that in practice this week. Then he'll do fantastic in the scrimmage next week!

Nice

setem
11/5/2007, 01:58 AM
Too many, but I'm sure he'll be paying for that in practice this week. Then he'll do fantastic in the scrimmage next week!

That is what some folks said about the damn Buffs and look what happened! We need to kick the ****snot out of Baylor this week and make a statement!

That statement being...WE RULE!!!

Crucifax Autumn
11/5/2007, 02:12 AM
Yeah, but CU is a better team than the Baylor Baptists and besides...We learned our lesson as a team, but fans are still aloowed to talk smack.

setem
11/5/2007, 02:14 AM
I aint mad at ya! Baylor sucks donkey balls!

Crucifax Autumn
11/5/2007, 02:28 AM
Sweaty donkey balls!

SoonerKnight
11/5/2007, 03:45 AM
But Baylor really is bad! CU has always played tough and their defence was good until MU beat the living dog**** out of them!

BoomerGirl34
11/5/2007, 09:00 AM
Mount Loadholt can't help it. As soon as he goes down into his stance, the upper half of his body is in the neutral zone.

And, when I see him walking down the South Oval, the sun disappears.

Collier11
11/5/2007, 11:37 AM
please quit starting early.




THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

colleyvillesooner
11/5/2007, 12:31 PM
I actually had a guy behind us yell "Get him out of the game!!" when he got the flag.

First time I've ever yelled back at someone in the stands. I couldn't stop myself from saying "Hell yeah, let's pull him and put in the red-shirt freshman to protect Sam's blindside. That'd be awesome.!" :D

Collier11
11/5/2007, 01:03 PM
I actually had a guy behind us yell "Get him out of the game!!" when he got the flag.

First time I've ever yelled back at someone in the stands. I couldn't stop myself from saying "Hell yeah, let's pull him and put in the red-shirt freshman to protect Sam's blindside. That'd be awesome.!" :D


I love being at the game and listening to the f*ck head OU fans that talk senseless sh*t on their own players

setem
11/5/2007, 03:07 PM
I love being at the game and listening to the f*ck head OU fans that talk senseless sh*t on their own players

The student section is horrible about that! I hate when stupid girls start chiming in about how poorly Sam plays! He is wicked awesome and they dont even know!

Collier11
11/5/2007, 03:10 PM
The student section is horrible about that! I hate when stupid girls start chiming in about how poorly Sam plays! He is wicked awesome and they dont even know!


cus half the students are trust fund d*cks that have no idea about college football. If I had $1 for every jerk that trash talked PT last year I would be a rich man

Breadburner
11/5/2007, 04:06 PM
Here is one I heard at the Utah St. game...."Hey Bradford who are you throwing too,Stoops.....That guy should have his tickets revoked...

Boomer.....
12/2/2007, 12:32 AM
*bump*


:pop:

SouthFortySooner
12/2/2007, 01:05 AM
I actually caught myself looking first to the far right of the scorebar on the tv after every play for the yellow flashing light. to have that many penalties and still win proves it was a BEATDOWN!

pott_2
12/2/2007, 01:09 AM
Great *bump*. The entire team played an outstanding game. By the way.... Dear Phil Loadholt, enough with the false starts... great game.

cheezyq
12/2/2007, 01:16 AM
As frustrating as the false start penalties were, imagine yourself trying to keep all of 6'8" 350 lbs. in a mass of muscle and flesh completely still. :)

SoonerGrant
12/2/2007, 01:21 AM
You forget that he is a dominating force on our offense...he can do whatever he wants, I won't fault him.

rainiersooner
12/2/2007, 01:58 AM
Yeah, I love Loadholt, but what was that? 4 false starts?

BigDeezy
12/2/2007, 02:00 AM
Tell us the truth Phil, are you just trying to tell us you want to leave early?

SoonerGrant
12/2/2007, 02:02 AM
Tell us the truth Phil, are you just trying to tell us you want to leave early?

If it was legal, he would have gone straight to the NFL, no questions asked.

pott_2
12/2/2007, 02:03 AM
As frustrating as the false start penalties were, imagine yourself trying to keep all of 6'8" 350 lbs. in a mass of muscle and flesh completely still. :)
Its hard to peel 6'0" 190lbs of me off the sofa.

SoonerBorn
12/2/2007, 10:09 AM
Maybe we need a charity drive for false starts similar to this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlpsuq6iABg).

boomersooner28
12/2/2007, 10:14 AM
Phil, please move a little south. You are blocking my sun up here in Tulsa.