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Okla-homey
11/4/2007, 12:15 PM
Meet Kelsey Peterson.

http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/31789/2004588246613451200_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004588246613451200)

She is a 25 Nebraska school teacher in hot water over her romance with a 13 y/o kid. The story forms a bizarre nexus of teacher-student seckshual shenanigans and immigration policy.

See, she and little Fernando Rodriguez ran away together to Fernando's native Mexico last week when their illicit love affair caught the attention of Nebraska authorities. Problem is, they ran out of money. fast.

When Fernando phoned home for cash, the jig was up. In two ways. First, the call allowed authorities to learn of the couples' whereabouts hanging out in a Mexicali shopping center parking lot living out of Kelsey's car. Second, Fernando was illegally in the US and therefore, he can't come back to the US. He's been turned over to his messican relatives.

Meanwhile, the bugeater teacher faces the following state charges in nebbish:
kidnapping, child abuse, contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Her federal raps include:
Transporting a minor across state lines/foreign border for secks.

Oh yeah, the messican authorities aren't amused either, and Kelsey is now in the messican hoosegow.

BigRedJed
11/4/2007, 12:19 PM
Dangit, I remember when these predatory female teachers were hot. Those were the days.

StoopTroup
11/4/2007, 01:22 PM
Once reformed she will go on to become one of Americas Top Latin Romance Novelist.

tulsaoilerfan
11/4/2007, 02:15 PM
Dayum that chick is UGLY

tommieharris91
11/4/2007, 02:25 PM
:hot: :hot: :hot:

Except the opposite.

IB4OU2
11/4/2007, 03:12 PM
Dayum that chick is UGLY

Looks like an average cornfed to me.

Okla-homey
11/4/2007, 03:41 PM
she has big teef. NTTAWWT.

SoonerStormchaser
11/4/2007, 05:11 PM
...Got it bad...got it bad...got it bad...I'm hot for teacher...
http://www.shandyking.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/image1110931g.jpg

Newbomb Turk
11/4/2007, 05:14 PM
I thought when I saw SSc posting in this thread it surely be a comment about it being ok for an older woman to go after a younger lad.

;)

stoops the eternal pimp
11/4/2007, 05:17 PM
Meet Kelsey Peterson.

http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/31789/2004588246613451200_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004588246613451200)
.

I m glad this pic stops at the neck

sanantoniosooner
11/4/2007, 05:19 PM
Originally Posted by Van Halen
...Got it bad...got it bad...got it bad...I'm hot for teacher...

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/344071/2/istockphoto_344071_mean_old_lady.jpg
fixed

SoonerStormchaser
11/4/2007, 06:36 PM
I know y'all are jealous!

Okla-homey
11/4/2007, 07:39 PM
Here's the thing. If its about secks, even this person (the aforementioned Ms. peterson) could surely go to any bowling alley in Nebraska and score. Chicks are lucky like that.

Mrs. Homey's theory is this sort of stuff is more about a deep-seated fear inadequacy which manifests itself in throwing it out there for little kids who take her up on it, and then stick around for seconds and thirds.

I dunno. All I know is there is a serious double standard when it comes to sexual predators. She'll prolly get a few years in some min security jug and be out.

That said, no danger some judge will declare her "too pretty for prison" like Ms. laFave.;)

royalfan5
11/28/2007, 10:07 PM
http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10196109

Apparently the boy may be 16 and not 13. It seems that the birth certificate on an illegal immigrant may not be fully reflective of actual age.

OCUDad
11/28/2007, 11:10 PM
It seems that the birth certificate on an illegal immigrant may not be fully reflective of actual age.That sort of distrust and cynicism is so disappointing.:rolleyes:

Widescreen
11/29/2007, 12:41 AM
If you can't trust the records of someone who is in the country illegally, who can you trust?

rufnek05
11/29/2007, 01:25 AM
NICCCCCCCE

Poli Sci
11/29/2007, 02:28 AM
http://www.shandyking.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/image1110931g.jpg

If I were in school and got lucky enough to have this nice unit as my teacher, I wouldn't be telling my parents or the police. To paraphrase Jim Rome, I would fight my way into the principals office and announce it on the school PA system!!!

silverwheels
11/29/2007, 03:12 AM
She kinda reminds me of Rhett Bomar.