OFFISHAL SAXET, POKIE STATE THREAD!!1!

[badger]

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[goingoneight]

40-year old virgins 14, cows 0.

Look for potential 56-14, cows final. :D

[swardboy]

14-0 oswho.....aggies are already thinkin' 56-0 final score.....

[badger]

it is sooooo pathetic, but then again, texas lost to kansas state home and therefore, according to aggie logic, as ksu loses to isu today...

Worse than everyone except pathetic Iowa > Iowa State > Kansas State > Texas

Texas is therefore, worse than everyone except pathetic Iowa :D

[OUinFLA]

wow, mack was NOT clapping!

[AllAboutThe'O']

wow, mack was NOT clapping!
Looks like Mack's little "pep talk" didn't fire up the troops.

[swardboy]

Is Bobby Reid been sighted eatin' some chicken yet?

[badger]

21-0 now... somebody fire up the Benny Hill song.

[swardboy]

Aside...ucla 14 Arizona 13....go mikie

[swardboy]

Wow....Texas is lucky for the false start call.

[OUinFLA]

"re: ASU vs UO
viewers in Arizona, Oregon, and South California will get to see Rutgers....."

Well, heck, what else would they want to watch?

that may be the crappiest move in televised college football this year.

[Doged]

The always exciting FIU v Arkansas St game saves this one from being the pillow fight of the week.

[OUinFLA]

when did LosuR's band begin playing "Oklahoma" at their games?

I've heard it twice so far.

disgusting.

[goingoneight]

Anyone else hear the asshat who keeps yelling and cussing behind the camera man? I think it's a :texan:.

[Doged]

5 minutes of video review to decide a play is not reviewable? Niiiiice! :confused:

[StormySooner-IN]

when did LosuR's band begin playing "Oklahoma" at their games?

I've heard it twice so far.

disgusting.Are you serious?

They stole OUr fight song!?!!?1!!!1!1???(even tho its really the states song)

:mad:

[Doged]

Okay, you gotta' LOVE having Kieth Jackson's one-handed catch against Nebbish as the "good hands moment" during a saxet - osewe game. :D

[Stitch Face]

Are you serious?

They stole OUr fight song!?!!?1!!!1!1???(even tho its really the states song)

:mad:


Well, in all fairness...they are the STATE'S university.

[Stitch Face]

Daddy Orange is clawing its way back against Baby Orange!

[handcrafted]

Whorns are catching up...

[handcrafted]

One would have thought there'd be a lot more activity here...guess everyone who's anyone is at the tailgateage.

[OUinFLA]

hmmm, ut scores again.
I bet the collective smell of sheep farts is permeating the stadium.

[StormySooner-IN]

TD Wohrn.

21-14. LoSur

[Stitch Face]

Whorns are gonna hafta run their butts off since they don't trust Luke Skywalker to throw the ball.

[handcrafted]

This might actually turn into a pillowfight...who knew?

[StoopTroup]

POKE CHOKE ! ! ! (http://www.pokehole.co.uk/images/poke_a6_nodate.jpg)

NSFW

[SoonerBOI]

fumble by Bowman...Texas ball

[101sooner]

Big fumble. That was a big hit.

[Newbomb Turk]

POKE CHOKE ! ! ! (http://www.pokehole.co.uk/images/poke_a6_nodate.jpg)

NSFW

what the??!!??

[Doged]

Umm.. yea... what ^^ he said.

[badger]

This is very funny. While whornfans.com debates whether to cheer for their little brother (aTm) or their daddy (lol), perhaps they should have been worrying about whether they were going to have enough starred recruits to beat texas players they didn't even consider.

Now... WHY again is it wrong for texas players to jump the border when it's premiere state institution is too stupid to recruit them in-state?

[handcrafted]

Good grief...28-14 oSu. :eek:

[handcrafted]

35-14. This could get ugly if Colt McBlowagoat throws any more oskies...he's 3 on the day so far.

[sitzpinkler]

unbelievable

okay, if you see Zac Robinson running to the right, make sure you have the left side of the field covered

how many times do they have to run a version of that before Texas figures it out?

[handcrafted]

I gotta say, I like the :stunned: offense. A lot of misdirection, that student body right throwback pass on the last drive was a beauty. [hairGel] may be goofy and A MAN HE'S 40, but he's got some gameplan. We could use a little of this (cue Kevin Wilson).

[handcrafted]

OH GOOD GRIEF Texas sucks.

[swardboy]

UT sure screwed the pooch on that series....crosby droppin' a perfect pass for a long gain.....bleh....can't stand seeing happy aggies. Oh well, can't stand seeing happy whorns, so.........

[StoopTroup]

Mack just opened up his playbook.

oSu will be crushed soon.

:D :pop:

[Sooner Eclipse]

ruh roh. Lots a unhappy pokers on that one.

[swardboy]

ha ha....osu burns a timeout on the extra point....too many sheep humpers on the field

[sitzpinkler]

HAHAHAHAHA

calling a timeout on an extra point attempt, wtf?

[swardboy]

wide right....way to blow it osu

[handcrafted]

And THAT, ladies and germs, is your POKE CHOKE.

[A Sooner in Texas]

And.......missed FG by the pokes

POKE CHOKE

POKE CHOKE

c'mon say it with me...


POKE CHOKE!!!!!

[swardboy]

Be prepared to see some STUNNED AGGIES.....field goal time.

[Boomer.....]

CRAZY!!!!!

[Boomer.....]

WOW!

38-35 UT WINS!!

[Sooner Eclipse]

what is it, that makes the Poke Choke an almost mathematical certainty?

What an unfortunate curse to have.

[sitzpinkler]

Oh man. This is hilarious. Even though it's the shorthorns, I love this. Nothing beats a good poke choke except an OU win.

[Fiatil]

Wow. I don't really think there's much more to say.

OSU at its finest.

[swardboy]

And texas pulls its patented come from waaaay behind okie state to crush their dreams......

[handcrafted]

aggy...the word conjures up so many connotations.

[kevpks]

Can I get a stunned Aggie?

[KC//CRIMSON]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r317/tankerboy23/Sooners/osu.gif

DIE AGGY!

[swardboy]

They might want to put a deathwatch on that pokie kicker....poor kid, he couldn't believe his attempt curved right instead of hooking.

[handcrafted]

Can I get a stunned Aggie?

:stunned::stunned:

[Wishboned]

Can I get a stunned Aggie?

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

Here's 24, for the number of points OSUck gave up to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

[kevpks]

:stunned::stunned:

Nice. Thx.

[OUinFLA]

so..... the "world's greatest offense" got beat by the "world's better than greatest offense"


we need a "poke choke" smiley
it is different from "stunned aggy"

[silverwheels]

Hilariousness.

[tommieharris91]

The madness is just beginning on orangepower.com

[soonergirlNeugene]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[fossil]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!! I actually pulled for that team from Texas!

[SoonerBOI]

i slept for an hour and Texas wins. OP.com meltdown.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

I leave for the store to get beverages for our game, and I come back to this.

I like it. :D

[bluedogok]

We were out running around and listening to the whorn-cast, even their own announcers couldn't believe what just happened.

[GreenSooner]

Q: What does $165 million of T. Boone Pickens money buy you?

A: Room for up to 30,000 extra stunned aggys!

[PhxSooner]

We were in the car, and some guy updating scores said that osu had the game in hand. Not when they're playing Texas, they don't. How many times has ut done that in Stillwater?

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Best quote I've seen yet on OP:

"I'm a man, and I think I'm going to PUKE!"

:D

[FirstandGoal]

Holy carp! I was getting bored with the game, decided it would be a good chance to sneak in a nap before OUr game started, and I wake up to find that aggy blew it?!?!?


Un-freaking-believable.

[Mixer!]

So does their loss help the Sooners BCS rating?

[SoonerBOI]

I award this to uso...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1365/ncaawrestlingrv9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Piware]

Yet again defeat snatched from the jaws of victory. It's the cowboy way. :P

[Jacie]

On the OSU radio broadcast, when the whorns scored to make it 21-35 the guy was saying how the games of the past (when saxet rallied from sometimes huge deficits) meant nothing today and how those teams poke didn't have the current crop of playmakers, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah. He said the history of saxet comebacks were only meaningful to the fans.

Guess no one told Gundy!

[Mixer!]

At some point, the :stunned: ones are going to figure out that they can't keep blaming :les: for leaving their recruiting cupboards bare, and that [hairGel]'s staff isn't that great.





but not this year. ;)

[NYC Poke]

Painful. Really, really painful. Enjoy.

[Newbomb Turk]

Painful. Really, really painful. Enjoy.

done.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Anyone have any gems from OP.com?

[Animal Mother]

As my nephew in Ponca City said, no one can lose in as spectacular a fashion at the end of a game than the cowpukes. They better hide the guns in Stillwaterbreedsstillminds.

[Mixer!]

Well, I did hear what sounded like a shotgun blast a couple of hours ago. :pop:

[Tailgate]

I am so glad we won this game!!!!!

It was the first time I saw Mack get fired up on the sideline with the team.

He needs to throw some chairs and shake this team and coaching staff up.

[sanantoniosooner]

I am so glad we won this game!!!!!
You're quite a fan.

[SoonerBOI]

Anyone have any gems from OP.com?




Rack
Deputy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,267 Tomorrow the sun will rise on OSU

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and we will be better. We will put this loss behind us, get ready for KU and kick their butts! I'm sick of watching us lose to Texas but somehow I think the team will suck it up and beat KU partially because this loss hurt so much. Pain can turn to effort and victory and it will!

Go Pokes! Beat KU!!

[SoonerBOI]

Classic delusional puke.:D

LosAngelesCowboy
Wrangler

Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 204 Can I Be Positive For A Second?

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I'm miserable. That loss today killed me. However, the one thing that is keeping me from losing it is that we CAN STILL WIN THE SOUTH!!!!!
If we play like we did in the 1st half and sustain the energy and focus for an entire game, we can beat Kansas and OU. Texas could easily lose to ATM and Tech. We win out and Texas loses just one of those games and we are the South champs (supposing ATM loses tonight to OU).

HANG IN THERE GUYS, WE STILL GOT A SHOT!!!!!!!

[Boomertown]

Well, I did hear what sounded like a shotgun blast a couple of hours ago. :pop:
Did anyone else laugh when Pistol Pete's gun went off acidently during the penalty. The camera panned over to him and he was tryng to sneak off of the field.....classic!

[badger]

...we can beat Kansas and OU...HANG IN THERE GUYS, WE STILL GOT A SHOT!!!!!!![/B]
Oh dear, how soon they forget the forgettable games of Troy and Georgia.

By aggie logic, we've already won because we've beaten the teams that have beat them (saxet and aTm) and thus, the moral victory is sealed up a month before the game's even played.

For those of you unfamiliar with "aggie logic," such notable examples include declaring that osu is the true "rose bowl champion" because they beat OU before OU went to the Rose Bowl. Oh... and they're also going to contend for the national championship because Bob Stoops did it in his second year and they have a young, inexperienced coach, too. Oh, and because they nearly beat OU during our national championship runs recently, they also deserve to be in the national championship game.

You see, "aggie logic" is a virus. It plagues one mind, then it spreads to like minds, but alas, the virus cannot stay in one area, it must seep into other areas and claim victims it does not infect nor deserve.

As Sooners, we are immune to this virus of "aggie logic." We will not wear aTm, Troy, or Georgia shirts simply because they beat OSU (but you can be darn sure they will come en masses in Colorado gear... oh, and Boise State too). You won't see Sooner fans (or coaches) yelling about being 40-year-old men, except in jest, but they're already put that on orange t-shirts in Stillwater. You won't catch Sooner fans talking about games years ago where they nearly won or actually did pull off a victory, or students camping on the sidelines, just waiting to rush the field. However, you would be hard pressed to find a Poke that didn't remember the score to the 2001 or 2002 game... which they also put on t-shirts... and rushed our field in 2001 and their own in 2002, complete with goalposts tumbling down. Zzzzzzzz.

Embarrasses me to be involved in their "rivalry." Their program is pure garbage and anyone that donates to it in millions is garbage. Makes me wanna puke [hairGel]

[101sooner]

He's not acting like he's 40!!!!!!



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[101sooner]

They knew what they getting in to when they bought their tickets.


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[badger]

WONDERFUL!

spekspekspekspek :D:D

Here's carlson with the insider opinion:
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[SoonerBacker]

They knew what they getting in to when they bought their tickets.


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Isn't that one of their wrastlin warm-ups the guy is wearing on the far left, second row? :eek: Leave it to cowpukes to wear wrastlin gear to a football game!!! :rolleyes:

[JohnnyMack]

21-0 now... somebody fire up the Benny Hill song.

What a prophetic post this turned out to be. :D

Someone who is more talented than I am should do a Benny Hill style skit set to the music and have it feature Saxet's last 3 td's, the missed aggot field goal and the game winning fg by Saxet.

[NYC Poke]

What a prophetic post this turned out to be. :D

Someone who is more talented than I am should do a Benny Hill style skit set to the music and have it feature Saxet's last 3 td's, the missed aggot field goal and the game winning fg by Saxet.

I watched the game with a fellow Poke who was up for the marathon, along with his wife and my girlfriend, who also ran. The 21-0 lead made us nervous. We were still nervous at 35-14. My girlfriend went to Wellesley undergrad, and her understanding of college football comes from attending a few Harvard-Yale games (though she did live for a time in Ohio where she knew a girl named Scarlet Ann Grey). While sympathetic, she didn't quite understand our anguish as we watched the lead dissipate. And she didn't quite understan why the "it's only a game" comment really didn't help when we lost.

Heartbreaking. Just heartbreaking.

[tommieharris91]

I watched the game with a fellow Poke who was up for the marathon, along with his wife and my girlfriend, who also ran. The 21-0 lead made us nervous. We were still nervous at 35-14. My girlfriend went to Wellesley undergrad, and her understanding of college football comes from attending a few Harvard-Yale games (though she did live for a time in Ohio where she knew a girl named Scarlet Ann Grey). While sympathetic, she didn't quite understand our anguish as we watched the lead dissipate. And she didn't quite understan why the "it's only a game" comment really didn't help when we lost.

Heartbreaking. Just heartbreaking.

That's grounds for a breakup.

[NYC Poke]

That's grounds for a breakup.

Education begins at home.

[Mixer!]

That's grounds for a breakup.
Yeah, but look again as to where she went to school:

My girlfriend went to Wellesley undergrad, and her understanding of college football comes from attending a few Harvard-Yale games






ya know...Wellesley? :D

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[silverwheels]

Heartbreaking. Just heartbreaking.

Is it really that heartbreaking if it has happened 4 times in the past 5 years?

[NYC Poke]

Is it really that heartbreaking if it has happened 4 times in the past 5 years?

Yeah, it really is.

Do you think Sysiphus, doomed for all eternity to push a rock up a hill, only to have it crashing down on him at the last moment at the last moment, didn't feel heartbreak? Or Tantalus, cursed with an unquenchable thirst while restrained near cool, clear water which he is unable to ever drink?

It's sorta like that.

[silverwheels]

Yeah, it really is.

Do you think Sysiphus, doomed for all eternity to push a rock up a hill, only to have it crashing down on him at the last moment at the last moment, didn't feel heartbreak? Or Tantalus, cursed with an unquenchable thirst while restrained near cool, clear water which he is unable to ever drink?

It's sorta like that.

:D

Fine examples, but I just figured you guys would be used to it by now.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Yeah, it really is.

Do you think Sysiphus, doomed for all eternity to push a rock up a hill, only to have it crashing down on him at the last moment at the last moment, didn't feel heartbreak? Or Tantalus, cursed with an unquenchable thirst while restrained near cool, clear water which he is unable to ever drink?

It's sorta like that.

Uh, where did you go to school? Those two didn't actually feel anything. They were fictional characters.

:D

[NYC Poke]

Uh, where did you go to school? Those two didn't actually feel anything. They were fictional characters.

:D


Hmmm, you have a point. How about Charlie Brown and the football?