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sanantoniosooner
11/2/2007, 07:12 AM
http://uk.gizmodo.com/2007/11/01/erotic_car_seat_seduction_mass.html

Erotic Car Seat Seduction Massager Helps You Arrive at Work Totally Refreshed November 01, 2007
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/11/car_masssage.jpg



Ladies, are you getting bored on your way to work? Commute in various stages of ecstasy with this Erotic Car Seat Seduction Massager, letting four areas of your posterior know in no uncertain terms that there's a whole lot of shakin' going on. Plug it into your car's cigarette lighter, and as you manipulate its handheld intensity control, it'll keep "your most treasured pleasure points" alive and kicking until you arrive safely at the salt mines.

Sure, there are plenty of car seat massagers on the market, but this £59.99 contraption is explicitly designed for m'lady's pleasure. Now you can add one more distraction to your morning commute in addition to talking on the phone, eating breakfast, listening to the radio and applying makeup: taking a ride on the hootchie koochie vibration train. Just let us know which motorway you take to work before you purchase one of these poontang shakers, and we'll alter our route accordingly. -Charlie White [Love Honey, via Shiny Shiny]

sanantoniosooner
11/2/2007, 07:45 AM
Here is a photo for those that haven't seen his car
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1016/830845739_6cf4d1d8b5_o.jpg

StoopTroup
11/2/2007, 09:25 AM
Wonder if a girl could still put her makeup on while on her cellphone and drinking a cup of coffee while the seat was working at full capacity?

If anyone has a Youtube link with this scenario...please post it.

TIA :D

soonerbrat
11/2/2007, 10:11 AM
I couldn't drive a car with that going on.

JohnnyMack
11/2/2007, 10:13 AM
I couldn't drive a car with that going on.

Heh. Reminds me of that scene in Parenthood.

"Show 'em honey."

soonerbrat
11/2/2007, 01:03 PM
i love that movie :D

SicEmBaylor
11/2/2007, 02:12 PM
Oh bother....