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C&CDean
11/1/2007, 07:50 AM
So I come in from feeding the cows last night and turn on the tube. I guess one of the kids was watching MTV last, so that's what popped up. There's this nasty skuzz ho with tats saying "so dumbass, do you want another shot at love?" And the dumbass goes "do I ever." So they embrace and kiss and she hangs a key around their neck.

This goes on and on with all these fags, dykes, and whatnot giving commentary about how much they love this chick (something Tequila). Then it gets down to a couple dudes and when she picks the one a big ol' fake fight breaks out.

I guess you just had to be there. MTV has really, really slipped. They were bad when they broke out with music videos back whenever that was, but this was one of the biggest POS TV shows I've ever seen. Almost made me long for Survivor.

OKLA21FAN
11/1/2007, 07:53 AM
video killed the radio star :twinkies:

sanantoniosooner
11/1/2007, 07:54 AM
MTV is a pimple on the worlds ***

proud gonzo
11/1/2007, 07:54 AM
i can't remember the last time I watched that channel. ugh.

VeeJay
11/1/2007, 08:03 AM
Flipping through the channels a couple of nights ago I saw that very show. A lesbian invites a gaggle of other lesbians and an equally dimwitted gaggle of horned up males, where they all slinked around poolside. The horned up males were hitting up on the bikini-clad lesbos and they had to fight them off with lines as "Don't you know we're lesbians - we don't do guys." So the lesbos and horned up males were all after the affections of the main character lesbo.

At least that's what I saw in the five minutes I watched it.

I have said this before, and gotten negged for it - I will say it again. With this kind of garbage being fed us, and all out there for the world to see, it's no wonder the towelheads want us dead.

sooner_born_1960
11/1/2007, 08:04 AM
Why did you watch so long? Doing research?

VeeJay
11/1/2007, 08:24 AM
Sorta - when watching trash like that I just like to gauge the barometer to see how decadent it's all become. I was not disappointed that MTV has continued to appeal to the lowest form of personal irresponsibility, titillation and crass tastelesness.

I guess I'm from the old school in that I like my debauchery raw and unrefined.

yermom
11/1/2007, 08:56 AM
heh, i've heard about that show

Tila Tequila (Ngyuen)

she was on that Ted Nugent reality show years ago

she must have good PR people because no one ever mentions that she used to be a porn star

StoopTroup
11/1/2007, 09:01 AM
I guess none of you have been tuning into "Yo Momma"...:D ;)

http://www.macobserver.com/columns/freeonitunes/2007/06/20070608yomomma1.jpg

Osce0la
11/1/2007, 09:07 AM
I guess none of you have been tuning into "Yo Momma"...:D ;)

http://www.macobserver.com/columns/freeonitunes/2007/06/20070608yomomma1.jpg
another part of one of the worst TV channels EVAR...

StoopTroup
11/1/2007, 09:16 AM
If Puck would have gotten a shot at running MTV after The Real World...

I bet MTV would be strangely different than it is now. :D

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020619/181447__puck_l.jpg

Osce0la
11/1/2007, 09:18 AM
Speaking of MTV...Rush Probst (head coach of Hoover High School featured in MTV's 2 A Days) resigned the other day after the investigation of the grade changing for athletes and all the 'accusations' of his "secret family" and other affairs with teachers...

IB4OU2
11/1/2007, 09:24 AM
heh, i've heard about that show

Tila Tequila (Ngyuen)

she was on that Ted Nugent reality show years ago

she must have good PR people because no one ever mentions that she used to be a porn star

Does she look like a Bratz doll?

TUSooner
11/1/2007, 09:41 AM
All that stuff falls into the category of "STV" in my house
You know, **** T V

handcrafted
11/1/2007, 09:44 AM
VH1 Classic all the way.

r5TPsooner
11/1/2007, 09:47 AM
Scott Baio baby! wait, he's on VH1.

nm

Ardmore_Sooner
11/1/2007, 10:04 AM
Nothing beats "I Love New York" and "Flavor of Love".

Best.
Shows.
Evar.

;)

Boomer_Sooner_sax
11/1/2007, 10:44 AM
Just watch The Soup on E! That guys is hilarious and makes fun of every one of them...it is terribel what is on TV now.

Boomer.....
11/1/2007, 11:17 AM
Nothing beats "I Love New York" and "Flavor of Love".

Best.
Shows.
Evar.

;)
Let us not forget "Rock of Love".

colleyvillesooner
11/1/2007, 11:34 AM
Like you don't DVR it, Dean. :D

dolemitesooner
11/1/2007, 12:53 PM
i LOVE THAT SHOW

KC//CRIMSON
11/1/2007, 12:59 PM
Rob and Big. That's it. Nothing else.

IB4OU2
11/1/2007, 01:02 PM
Good Grief! We used to read the Bible by candlelight after feeding the cows.

dolemitesooner
11/1/2007, 01:05 PM
and we do the same.

The bible of Tequila.

*** *** **** *** **** *** ** ***. I mean I'd hit it.

C&CDean
11/1/2007, 01:09 PM
Like you don't DVR it, Dean. :D
Like I know how to run that damn thing.

silverwheels
11/1/2007, 01:12 PM
I wish MTV would die a slow, painful death.

stoops the eternal pimp
11/1/2007, 02:24 PM
I watch ESPN, ESPN News, ESPN2, Fox Sports Southwest, ABC, FOX, CBS, only when football is on, and Discovery to see my family on the bigfoot specials...thats it

Half a Hundred
11/1/2007, 02:38 PM
Ehh, just your typical prolefeed these days. Nothing to see here.

tommieharris91
11/1/2007, 02:46 PM
I watch that show and laugh at all the dumbazzes there. It's actually great comedy. All it is really showing is people are idiots.

bluedogok
11/1/2007, 09:05 PM
I will watch some of the shows on MHD since they still play music stuff on there.

OUinFLA
11/1/2007, 09:38 PM
meh, you arent missing much on Survivor this season Deano, it's been kinda boring and there is not one player that I actually care if they win or not.

Well, maybe the gravedigger, he's pretty cool.

william_brasky
11/1/2007, 09:42 PM
A lot of kids watch the heck out of those MTV shows too.

Hell in a handbasket indeed.

Sooner_Bob
11/1/2007, 10:04 PM
VH1 Classic all the way.


MHD . . . Music in HD ain't too bad either. :D

KC//CRIMSON
1/3/2008, 01:54 PM
Tila Tequila's fake reality show is coming back.

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/01/Tila%20Tequila%20New%20Years%20Eve/gallery_main/gallery_main-0103_tila_tequila_nyeve_00.jpg

Everyone’s favorite bi-sexual (but not really) midget stripper Tila Tequila is returning for a second season. Tila and MTV announced she’ll pretend to like chicks again for the ratings juggernaut A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. She claims on her MySpace page that season one winner Bobby Banhart broke up with her and couldn’t handle her schedule. But Bobby says they never even dated, according to the Associated Press:

However, Banhart said in a Dec. 30 message posted on MySpace that "she never called me after the last show and no one would give me her number."

Poor Bobby never really had a “shot” to begin with as casting for the second season had already started in November before the finale even aired:

"This time I wanna find love for real," Tequila said during "Tila Tequila's New Year's Eve Masquerade 2008.".

I’d prefer if A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila was literally a shot at Tila Tequila with a bullet. Fired from a gun – by me. Though I bet she’d be hard to hit because of her little people powers. She’d keep escaping into a “poof” of rainbows and stripper poles.:D

NormanPride
1/3/2008, 02:29 PM
She looks like a plastic surgeon's wet dream.

OCUDad
1/3/2008, 05:00 PM
I wish MTV would die a slow, painful death.I think quick and painful would be better for all involved. Just sayin'.

SoonerInKCMO
1/3/2008, 05:13 PM
Aw, hell - I didn't know she was a midget! I gotta watch some of this ****.

TUSooner
1/3/2008, 05:17 PM
Elvis was right: Shoot your television.

william_brasky
1/3/2008, 07:08 PM
During the holiday I watched an episode of that Tila Tequila show.

One word: I feel more dumber now.

achiro
1/3/2008, 11:41 PM
I am so out of touch.:(

silverwheels
1/4/2008, 12:14 AM
I am so out of touch.:(

I wouldn't worry about it. ;)