Trick or Treaters

[Preservation Parcels]

When they're taller than the people handing out the candy, they're too old.

That is all.

[SicEmBaylor]

When they're taller than the people handing out the candy, they're too old.

That is all.

So, what you're saying is that I can still trick-or-treat?

[Preservation Parcels]

I'll save a Snickers for you.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'll save a Snickers for you.
Uhm, I'd rather have something nutless. I'll take a milky way though, TYIA.

[Vaevictis]

Heh, I just had to turn some away.

This was the first group I've had since I moved to Norman over four years ago -- and of course, this is the year I decided to stop buying candy. :mad:

[SicEmBaylor]

Heh, I just had to turn some away.

This was the first group I've had since I moved to Norman over four years ago -- and of course, this is the year I decided to stop buying candy. :mad:

Man there was nothing worse than going up to a house and being told there was no candy to be had. =(

[Mjcpr]

Uhm, I'd rather have something nutless. I'll take a milky way though, TYIA.

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[Mjcpr]

We haven't had a single ToT yet. We usually have TONS of them.

:confused:

[KC//CRIMSON]

We haven't had a single ToT yet. We usually have TONS of them.

:confused:

I knew putting your address on the national sex offenders list would pay off.:D

[Blue]

We haven't had a single ToT yet. We usually have TONS of them.

:confused:

Quit looking out the window. And put your pants on.

[soonerhubs]

We have had only one trick or treater, so we gave the little kid 3 hand fulls of candy.

[LilSooner]

We have had quite a few little ones and I am really surprised that most of the kids are very respectful saying thank you and what not.


GOOD JOB PARENTS FOR NOT RAISING HEATHENS!

[Mjcpr]

Quit looking out the window. And put your pants on.

Honest kid, it's just a roll of Smarties....grab it!

:D

[rufnek05]

My girlfriend is having a ball, she bought a bunch of candy and **** just for them. I'm sitting on my *** watching dallas beat cleavland. If she even mentions she wants kids, I'm going to the closest bar, which would be texidelphia.

[handcrafted]

Uhm, I'd rather have something nutless.

Can this be any more centered on the tee? Come ON, you people are slipping...

[sanantoniosooner]

Uhm, I'd rather have something nutless. I'll take a milky way though, TYIA.
Wouldn't you eating something nutless be akin to cannibalism?

[colleyvillesooner]

it's no fun when he's doing it on purpose. It's just sad.

[sanantoniosooner]

it's no fun when he's doing it on purpose. It's just sad.
That's why it's imperative to take it opposite field.

[pb4ou]

We took our little guy (2 yrs old) out trick or treating for the first time. He kept trying to run into the houses when the people would answer the door.

Soo cute.

heh

[colleyvillesooner]

we had 2 trick or treaters all night. Same two as last year. Stupid townhomes...

[soonersis]

Ugh! We had over 300 kids tonight. Our dogs were a big hit. They were dressed as a hot dog and a pumpkin.

[M]

Haha now the drunken text messages are starting to come in.

[soonerboomer93]

hey, even guys need to trick or treat :)

[PhxSooner]

We had around 80-90 kids. Very polite group this year. My two only lasted an hour; we're going to have to do some more endurance training for next year. Their haul was good; mostly chocolate with some Starbucks and Skittles.

[GottaHavePride]

Starbucks? What, are they handing out Thermoses or something?

[PhxSooner]

Starbucks? What, are they handing out Thermoses or something?
****! I meant Starburst.:O

[FirstandGoal]

We had the usual number. Somewhere between 40-60 kids.

My 14 yo son was the designated candy giver-outer this year and he decided to wear a really gruesome mask I got him a couple of years ago.

The best part was when he opened the door and some poor little kid screamed an ran away crying from the house and his sister remained on the porch laughing her *** off at him.

[rufnek05]

if any of you care:
my GF decided she would be the ToT greater at our house (since we live in a neighborhood that chilens that live close to us). She bought all the candy and that crap. Any way.. the kiddies show up all dressed up and all that jazz. That goes on until around 9:45-10:00 (Don't remember 'cus I started drinking around 9:00). By 11 she says "I can't wait to have a whole mess of kids."

WTF am I supose to say to that!! So I calls a pledge brother to pick me up, we go to "The Library".
I just got back and she ****ED the **** off.

what did I do wrong??

[soonerboomer93]

you may be a drunken bastard, but you know exactly what you did wrong

an improper response would have been "then lets go practice making them"

atleast you would have gotten some

[StoopTroup]

All we got was Hooters Girls and Hookers....

The Wife says I can't stay Home and give out candy anymore.

[Mongo]

Our neighborhood is predominantly young kids, the max age is approx 10 years old. But there was a group of young gals trick or treating, dressed up all whorish. I mean *** cheek revealing dresses and thigh high fake leather boots and exposing what little cleavage could be mustered.

It was sad

[SoonerJack]

exposing what little cleavage could be mustered.

It was sad

haaaaaa, that line cracked me up!:D

[KRYPTON]

ifaround 9:00). By 11 she says "I can't wait to have a whole mess of kids."

WTF am I supose to say to that!! what did I do wrong??

Dude, that was an open invitation. You immediately follow with "wanna practice?"

[Hot Rod]

We had a few that were a little older, probably almost junior high age, that didn't dress up. They wore just sweatshirts and jeans. They only received a tootsie roll, for effort. Everyone else got multiple pieces of candy.

[frankensooner]

We went through 11lbs of candy in an hour and a half. We then shut it down and went out to eat.