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usmc-sooner
10/31/2007, 02:18 PM
that was very unprofessional of one of you internet tuff guys. :D

OU4LIFE
10/31/2007, 02:31 PM
wanna make something of it?

OUDoc
10/31/2007, 02:31 PM
It was melo.

usmc-sooner
10/31/2007, 02:31 PM
give me 10 minutes, if I'm not there start without me.

OU4LIFE
10/31/2007, 02:32 PM
Howzit is just itching for some action...

SanJoaquinSooner
10/31/2007, 02:32 PM
what is a spek comment?

TUSooner
10/31/2007, 02:33 PM
So THAT's what Howzit was bragging about...

usmc-sooner
10/31/2007, 02:33 PM
what is a spek comment?

I think mine was a Death Warrant :D

Widescreen
10/31/2007, 02:36 PM
By the flag pole.

usmc-sooner
10/31/2007, 02:37 PM
before I fight any of you I've got to stop by the store and buy some hot wax for c_p.

usmc-sooner
10/31/2007, 02:39 PM
why don't people just spek me invitations to have seccs

JohnnyMack
10/31/2007, 02:42 PM
Paging Mongo...

OCUDad
10/31/2007, 02:49 PM
why don't people just spek me invitations to have seccsPaging SicEm... paging SicEm...

edit: Jm, you b***ard.

Mongo
10/31/2007, 02:51 PM
Paging Mongo...

nuh uh, i dont use spek comments, I invite them to my web cam site first

usmc-sooner
10/31/2007, 02:56 PM
well I guess the culprit read this thread, round 2 just started. This is some funny stuff. He informs that he has a lot of positive spek!and how he and his friends hate me.

colleyvillesooner
10/31/2007, 03:02 PM
post them here!

Howzit
10/31/2007, 03:02 PM
Howzit is just itching for some action...

I've been swimming extra laps.

Just sayin'.

TUSooner
10/31/2007, 03:08 PM
I've been swimming extra laps.

Just sayin'.

Too much chlorine is making you itchy?

SleestakSooner
10/31/2007, 03:09 PM
http://www.lumi.at/images/weblog/worst_album_cover/let_me_touch_him.gif

OCUDad
10/31/2007, 03:09 PM
I've been dancing on extra laps.

Just sayin'.:eek:

StormySooner-IN
10/31/2007, 03:09 PM
I got one from OUinFLA.


So I sent one back to olevet and signed in FLA. :P:D

JohnnyMack
10/31/2007, 03:14 PM
Paging SicEm... paging SicEm...

edit: Jm, you b***ard.

sexual innuenwned!!!!11111111

Osce0la
10/31/2007, 03:49 PM
So you got called out in a spek comment...big deal...wanna fight about it?
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4291/wannafightaboutit1ea.jpg

Melo
10/31/2007, 03:52 PM
It was melo.

Okay, I admit it. :D

dolemitesooner
10/31/2007, 03:53 PM
Okay, I admit it. :D
You blow.


GO HOME!!!!!!

OCUDad
10/31/2007, 03:53 PM
If this dust-up is really going to happen, my money's on Melo.

dolemitesooner
10/31/2007, 03:55 PM
If this dust-up is really going to happen, my money's on Melo.**** I will crush her like a can IN MY grandma's Cna crusher

How you like them apples BEYONCE.

dont bring your weak azz game to THIS hiiiizzzooouusssee

Sooner_Bob
10/31/2007, 03:55 PM
Spek? We don't need no stinking spek.

OUinFLA
10/31/2007, 03:58 PM
just when you thought the "Cripple Fight" thread was dead.

Melo
10/31/2007, 03:58 PM
**** I will crush her like a can IN MY grandma's Cna crusher

How you like them apples BEYONCE.

dont bring your weak azz game to THIS hiiiizzzooouusssee

You would do no such thing.

Know how I know, No Balls Bayonce?

OUinFLA
10/31/2007, 03:59 PM
I got one from OUinFLA.


So I sent one back to olevet and signed in FLA. :P:D


But.....that was from me you little Hoosier! :mad:






no it wasn't, it really was from olevet. :D

OUinFLA
10/31/2007, 04:01 PM
I've been swimming extra laps.

Just sayin'.


So, does this make you some kinda Marco Polo Ninja Nerd?

OCUDad
10/31/2007, 04:02 PM
**** I will crush her like a can IN MY grandma's Cna crusher

How you like them apples BEYONCE.

dont bring your weak azz game to THIS hiiiizzzooouussseeMelo is going to fight doleo? Doleo is usmc-sooner? Please help - I am sooooo confused.

OUinFLA
10/31/2007, 04:06 PM
Melo is going to fight doleo? Doleo is usmc-sooner? Please help - I am sooooo confused.


doleo = "No Balls Bayonce"

Melo is kicking usmc-sooner's spek a$$ rating.


try to keep up
:rolleyes:

dolemitesooner
10/31/2007, 04:13 PM
Why don't you go make out with Sicem or something Melo.:D

Melo
10/31/2007, 04:18 PM
Why don't you go make out with Sicem or something Melo.:D

Because I dont make out with chicks.

dolemitesooner
10/31/2007, 04:20 PM
Because I dont make out with chicks.
Now thats funny.

But its also a lie and you know this

Melo
10/31/2007, 04:25 PM
Now thats funny.

But its also a lie and you know this

No, I dont. Please explain this one to me. Id like to know how I missed the fact that I make out with chicks.

SleestakSooner
10/31/2007, 04:28 PM
You blow.


COME HOME!!!!!!

fixed! :eek:

KABOOKIE
10/31/2007, 04:30 PM
well I guess the culprit read this thread, round 2 just started. This is some funny stuff. He informs that he has a lot of positive spek!and how he and his friends hate me.

The toughest internet poster at SF is also the smartest poster. I'd start there.

Harry Beanbag
10/31/2007, 04:34 PM
Howzit is just itching for some action...


Penicillin should clear that right up.

LosAngelesSooner
10/31/2007, 04:38 PM
that was very unprofessional of one of you internet tuff guys. :D...says the Internet Tough Guy who challenged me to fly to Oklahoma to fight him at an OU Tailgate. :rolleyes:

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 04:39 PM
says the guy that asked Jesus to kick him in the nuts ;)

Harry Beanbag
10/31/2007, 04:41 PM
says the guy that asked Jesus to kick him in the nuts ;)


I think Jesus obliged.

dolemitesooner
10/31/2007, 04:42 PM
No, I dont. Please explain this one to me. Id like to know how I missed the fact that I make out with chicks.
Come on now. Don't make me post the pictures you swore me to never post. :)

KABOOKIE
10/31/2007, 04:44 PM
...says the Internet Tough Guy who challenged me to fly to Oklahoma to fight him at an OU Tailgate. :rolleyes:


Yeah but he SIGNED his internet toughness. :rolleyes:

dolemitesooner
10/31/2007, 04:45 PM
...says the Internet Tough Guy who challenged me to fly to Oklahoma to fight him at an OU Tailgate. :rolleyes:LOL.....yeah I saw this "internet tough guy" in Iowa at the game.

You could take him Las

KC//CRIMSON
10/31/2007, 05:19 PM
hilarious.

LosAngelesSooner
10/31/2007, 05:39 PM
says the guy that asked Jesus to kick him in the nuts ;) And Jesus DID kick me in the nuts. Dern ol' Jebus. ;)

LosAngelesSooner
10/31/2007, 05:47 PM
LOL.....yeah I saw this "internet tough guy" in Iowa at the game.

You could take him Las
No, Dolemite. That's YOUR jorb. That's why I pay you to be my Muscle.

:D

usmc-sooner
10/31/2007, 06:52 PM
LOL.....yeah I saw this "internet tough guy" in Iowa at the game.

You could take him Las

Is that why you wouldn't speak to me. I thought it was wierd but oh well

soonerboomer93
10/31/2007, 06:57 PM
No, Dolemite. That's YOUR jorb. That's why I pay you to be my Muscle.

:D


is that why Dole0 lives in a box, cause like, you get what you pay for?

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 07:12 PM
is that why Dole0 lives in a box, cause like, you get what you pay for?
Is this some reference to "dick in a box"?

Harry Beanbag
10/31/2007, 07:16 PM
Is this some reference to "dick in a box"?


My neighbor's 17 year old son is dressing up as "dick in a box" for Halloween tonight.

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 07:19 PM
I saw a program about all the young kids wearing stuff like french maid and other skimpy outfits. It's sad that parents will let a 12 year old girl wear that stuff.

olevetonahill
10/31/2007, 07:22 PM
I got one from OUinFLA.


So I sent one back to olevet and signed in FLA. :P:D
Thats the way to do it !;)

KABOOKIE
10/31/2007, 07:39 PM
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~emmanuel/images/dork.jpg

OCUDad
10/31/2007, 08:08 PM
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/%7Eemmanuel/images/dork.jpgWhen did yermom get a haircut?

Sooner_Havok
10/31/2007, 08:11 PM
Least your not getting spek comments from Mongo and C_P that want you to be teh gei with them :D

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 08:16 PM
Least your not getting spek comments from Mongo and C_P that want you to be teh gei with them :D
Unfortunately I am.:(

soonerhubs
10/31/2007, 08:16 PM
I saw a program about all the young kids wearing stuff like french maid and other skimpy outfits. It's sad that parents will let a 12 year old girl wear that stuff.
Been Watching Glenn Beck eh?

BTW, the other day I got a PM rebuking me for a neg spek I didn't send. I thought it was funny.

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 08:18 PM
Been Watching Glenn Beck eh?
no. It was one of those crappy shows like Entertainment Tonight or something. I was doing homework and was too lazy to find the remote.

soonerhubs
10/31/2007, 08:19 PM
no. It was one of those crappy shows like Entertainment Tonight or something. I was doing homework and was too lazy to find the remote.
Crappy Show=Glenn Beck. :D

usmc-sooner
10/31/2007, 08:35 PM
guess I'm back off the ignore list, oh well it wasn't LAS who sent it to me.

I guess it's pretty funny to see who rides in sitz's spek posse!!! I'm telling you this stuff is turning into comic gold.

soonerhubs
10/31/2007, 08:36 PM
guess I'm back off the ignore list, oh well it wasn't LAS who sent it to me.

I guess it's pretty funny to see who rides in sitz's spek posse!!! I'm telling you this stuff is turning into comic gold.
Post them... We need a good laugh. :)

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 08:38 PM
sitzpinkler
http://www.denver-lender.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/200px-Seinfeld_s9e5.jpg

yeah, he's amused me with weak nancy boy negs too :)

usmc-sooner
10/31/2007, 08:39 PM
...says the Internet Tough Guy who challenged me to fly to Oklahoma to fight him at an OU Tailgate. :rolleyes:

that's not even close to what was said. I told you I was going to be TAD in Oceanside. After all those PM's you sent me, I just told you I'd be in town and I was, and to be honest I could have used a good *** kicking.

Sooner_Havok
10/31/2007, 08:44 PM
Unfortunately I am.:(
If a mod touches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable... :D

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 08:46 PM
You haven't been spekked good until a mod sneaks up from behind.

Mongo
10/31/2007, 08:46 PM
Unfortunately I am.:(


I havent spekked you in ages

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 08:48 PM
I havent spekked you in ages
that's not what my userCP has to say about it

Mongo
10/31/2007, 08:49 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about, srsly

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 08:50 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about, srsly
If you weren't too lazy to read your spek you'd know

Sooner_Havok
10/31/2007, 08:51 PM
You haven't been spekked good until a mod sneaks up from behind.


Word :(

Mongo
10/31/2007, 08:51 PM
If you weren't too lazy to read your spek you'd know


Why did you want me to read this filth:


i want u to hot carl me buhcept using nyquil instead of doodoo so's we can cuddle while we nap. srsly, pm me. sas

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 08:53 PM
See...........this is why we've had to officially recognize the "fruity" clique.

You guys need to keep to yourselves.

1stTimeCaller
10/31/2007, 08:59 PM
I'm strangely aroused.

Mongo
10/31/2007, 09:00 PM
I'm strangely aroused.

you guys need to keep it to yourselves

Sooner_Havok
10/31/2007, 09:01 PM
I'm strangely aroused.


You would be :rolleyes:

Sooner_Havok
10/31/2007, 09:02 PM
you guys need to keep it to yourselves


Right back at ya brother! :twinkies:

sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 09:02 PM
1tc........master of a variety of wet spots.

Mixer!
10/31/2007, 09:20 PM
one word: sponsorship ;)

LosAngelesSooner
10/31/2007, 09:37 PM
that's not even close to what was said. I told you I was going to be TAD in Oceanside. After all those PM's you sent me, I just told you I'd be in town and I was, and to be honest I could have used a good *** kicking."TAD in Oceanside?"

Sounds like a bad CW "Teen Angst" Series.

Mixer!
10/31/2007, 09:51 PM
or a Larry King caller. :pop:

HEL-LOOO...

KABOOKIE
10/31/2007, 10:04 PM
"TAD in Oceanside?"

Sounds like a bad CW "Teen Angst" Series.


I guess that means you were a no-show?

1stTimeCaller
10/31/2007, 10:12 PM
he was out shooting his M-1 Garand, hitting targets a half-mile away...

KABOOKIE
10/31/2007, 10:14 PM
I thought they caught the DC Sniper?

1stTimeCaller
10/31/2007, 10:16 PM
that must've been LAS' office mate.

KABOOKIE
10/31/2007, 10:18 PM
Similar shooting styles. I forgot.

OCUDad
10/31/2007, 10:26 PM
I heard LAS shoots early.

KABOOKIE
10/31/2007, 10:42 PM
Well doleo? Is it true?

LosAngelesSooner
11/1/2007, 02:11 AM
he was out shooting his M-1 Garand, hitting targets a half-mile away... Go to the Red Castle Gun Range in Tulsa, OK and you can get certified on a legit 1000 yard range as well (if you're good enough), smart ***.


I heard LAS shoots early.
Never early, just copiously.

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 06:29 AM
certified? Why would I feel the need to become 'certified' on a rifle range?

Heck, I may not be good enough.
I only qualified as a Marksman 4 years out of the 6 years I was in the Guard. That's why I don't brag about it on the internet. I never once shot expert.

Harry Beanbag
11/1/2007, 07:14 AM
certified? Why would I feel the need to become 'certified' on a rifle range?


So you can brag about it on the internet of course.

OU4LIFE
11/1/2007, 07:26 AM
I'd like to shoot an expert.

OUDoc
11/1/2007, 08:08 AM
I'd like to shoot an expert.
Wear a condom.

sanantoniosooner
11/1/2007, 08:11 AM
Wear a condom.
on his shooting finger?

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 08:26 AM
certified? Why would I feel the need to become 'certified' on a rifle range?



just think of all the stuff you can do with that certification 1tC:rolleyes:

OU4LIFE
11/1/2007, 08:34 AM
Wear a condom.


I'm wearing one right now.

OU4LIFE
11/1/2007, 08:36 AM
wait, I may be confused on what a condom is...

OUDoc
11/1/2007, 08:37 AM
wait, I may be confused on what a condom is...
They keep you from catching diseases.
You'll probably never get the flu if you keep it on.

OU4LIFE
11/1/2007, 08:37 AM
ok, not really....

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 08:40 AM
love glove

OU4LIFE
11/1/2007, 08:43 AM
love glove

Ok, I retract my statement, I am NOT wearing one of these right now:

http://www.arcatapet.com/fullsize/4553.jpg

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 08:45 AM
Ok, I retract my statement, I am NOT wearing one of these right now:

http://www.arcatapet.com/fullsize/4553.jpg

it would be a lot better if you were.

SleestakSooner
11/1/2007, 08:50 AM
usmc-sooner... coming soon to a grassy knoll in your area!

Mongo
11/1/2007, 09:00 AM
spek comments, rifle smack, condoms, dog grooming

This thread has it all

KABOOKIE
11/1/2007, 09:41 AM
5th award Expert Marine shooter here. I once scored a 245 outta 250 on the range. usmc, you might have saw me on the rifle range at Lejeune wearing a pith helmet if you qualified around '93. There I bragged.

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 09:49 AM
known distance schmistance. You girls should try pop ups. Kabookie would have scored a 15 on an Army range.

r5TPsooner
11/1/2007, 09:50 AM
Rock, paper, scissors.

sanantoniosooner
11/1/2007, 09:53 AM
Rock, paper, scissors.
That game is messed up.

Sure, Rock destroys scissors.
Scissors cut paper.

But why is paper covering rock considered a victory? He's just sit'n there all comfy. I'm sure the BCS is involved in this.

OU4LIFE
11/1/2007, 09:54 AM
5th award Expert Marine shooter here. I once scored a 245 outta 250 on the range. usmc, you might have saw me on the rifle range at Lejeune wearing a pith helmet if you qualified around '93. There I bragged.

and here, apparently

OU4LIFE
11/1/2007, 09:55 AM
That game is messed up.

Sure, Rock destroys scissors.
Scissors cut paper.

But why is paper covering rock considered a victory? He's just sit'n there all comfy. I'm sure the BCS is involved in this.

exactly, paper covering rock should be a victory for rock, especially if it's cold outside.

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 10:02 AM
unless it's used toilet paper.

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 10:04 AM
known distance schmistance. You girls should try pop ups. Kabookie would have scored a 15 on an Army range.

I shot at Fort A.P. Hill one time. I could have hit those targets with rocks. :D

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 10:09 AM
it's because you have been certified on a 1000' range whereas I have not.

:D

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 10:13 AM
it's because you have been certified on a 1000' range whereas I have not.

:D

bwahahahaa,
well the Red Castle Gun Club of Tulsa is waiting for you.

the furthest I shot known distance was 500 meters. We were sharing the range at Dam Neck (I believe) with some SEALs and they were shooting from 750 meters. I believe they were all Red Castle certified. :D

sanantoniosooner
11/1/2007, 10:18 AM
Dean is White Castle certified.

KABOOKIE
11/1/2007, 12:23 PM
known distance schmistance. You girls should try pop ups. Kabookie would have scored a 15 on an Army range.

I could tell you a story about Army dogs complaining about having to qualify on a Marine range. But. But. We don't normally shoot past 300 yards to qualify. :D

Jeopardude
11/1/2007, 01:04 PM
I've never been called out to fight, but I have gotten a death threat from a certain jerk on the board. I did get an apology, but jeez. All I did was disagree on something.

colleyvillesooner
11/1/2007, 01:08 PM
I've never been called out to fight, but I have gotten a death threat from a certain jerk on the board. I did get an apology, but jeez. All I did was disagree on something.

That'll teach you to disagree with me....****.

KABOOKIE
11/1/2007, 01:25 PM
I've never been called out to fight, but I have gotten a death threat from a certain jerk on the board. I did get an apology, but jeez. All I did was disagree on something.


That was probably Jerk.

Mongo
11/1/2007, 01:26 PM
I have been called a whore with a whore nose

KABOOKIE
11/1/2007, 01:30 PM
Is one nostril bigger on a whore nose?

Scott D
11/1/2007, 02:20 PM
Been Watching Glenn Beck eh?

BTW, the other day I got a PM rebuking me for a neg spek I didn't send. I thought it was funny.

ok who told that I was signing negative reputations with hubler's name?

LosAngelesSooner
11/1/2007, 02:34 PM
That's why I don't brag about it on the internet.
Ahem.

I only qualified as a Marksman 4 years out of the 6 years I was in the Guard.
:rolleyes:

Mongo
11/1/2007, 02:38 PM
I can pee farther than any of you. I have a certain technique that ensures a high muzzle velocity

KABOOKIE
11/1/2007, 02:45 PM
Ahem.

:rolleyes:

JHFC get it right. He was admitting he wasn't THAT good of a shooter. That's why he doesn't brag about it. :rolleyes:


I only qualified as a Marksman 4 years out of the 6 years I was in the Guard. That's why I don't brag about it on the internet. I never once shot expert.

LosAngelesSooner
11/1/2007, 02:50 PM
I can pee farther than any of you. I have a certain technique that ensures a high muzzle velocitySure, but your accuracy is way off when you hold the barrel that way.

:D

Mongo
11/1/2007, 02:52 PM
Sure, but your accuracy is way off when you hold the barrel that way.

:D

If we are target shooting then it is a completely different method. But yes, distance shooting can lead to some erratic misfires

SleestakSooner
11/1/2007, 04:20 PM
I can pee farther than any of you. I have a certain technique that ensures a high muzzle velocity

It's called an enlarged prostate!:eek:

sitzpinkler
11/1/2007, 04:26 PM
This topic truly is comedic gold.

Well, it only gets better.

Our beloved usmc-sooner leaves me this spek comment: "I know you'd give a **** if you had had to talk that **** anywhere other than a message board.", apparently still seething from the pot topic.

So I respond in kind with a spek comment of my own stating that, well, no, I would not give a **** and I'd be glad to prove it to him. Nowhere in the comment did I threaten to fight him or kick his ***. He just assumed somebody was threatening him because he wasn't able to make the connection between the two spek comments.

I admit, I did not sign the spek comment. I figured he would know where it came from since it was a direct response to a comment he left. Obviously, I gave him far too much credit.

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 04:45 PM
This topic truly is comedic gold.

Well, it only gets better.

Our beloved usmc-sooner leaves me this spek comment: "I know you'd give a **** if you had had to talk that **** anywhere other than a message board.", apparently still seething from the pot topic.

So I respond in kind with a spek comment of my own stating that, well, no, I would not give a **** and I'd be glad to prove it to him. Nowhere in the comment did I threaten to fight him or kick his ***. He just assumed somebody was threatening him because he wasn't able to make the connection between the two spek comments.

I admit, I did not sign the spek comment. I figured he would know where it came from since it was a direct response to a comment he left. Obviously, I gave him far too much credit.

you've left out a lot. I don't care if you neg me, I posted it cause I thought it was hilarious not cause I felt threatened. I'd post yours but it would it would read you stupid jarhead (female anatomy) you want me to prove it to you ***** you stupid ***** you STFU I'll prove it to you, you **** hahahah

what was funny is that it was over a post where we disagreed about violent offenders (pot possession) and then you freakin lose it and hit me with 6 of those tirades.

I was thinking does this kid's mom know he's cussing on the internet.

JohnnyMack
11/1/2007, 04:46 PM
I have been called a whore with a whore nose

We got some real freaks around this place.

sitzpinkler
11/1/2007, 05:02 PM
you've left out a lot. I don't care if you neg me, I posted it cause I thought it was hilarious not cause I felt threatened. I'd post yours but it would it would read you stupid jarhead (female anatomy) you want me to prove it to you ***** you stupid ***** you STFU I'll prove it to you, you **** hahahah

what was funny is that it was over a post where we disagreed about violent offenders (pot possession) and then you freakin lose it and hit me with 6 of those tirades.

I was thinking does this kid's mom know he's cussing on the internet.

No, I didn't leave out anything. The rest of the negs that came after what I already talked about have nothing to do with this topic. Yeah, I called you all kinds of stuff in those and you did the same to me, but again, they are not what you started this topic about.

Okay, here's where you show your mental incapacity. YOU started the tirade. I didn't talk **** to you in that topic until you did it to me. When I went and turned my spek back on yesterday, I already had TWO tirades from you. I didn't start spekking you back until AFTER that. Somehow your forget all this and try to make me look like the **** starter?

Oh, and way to show that you still don't know the meaning of violent offender. ;)

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 05:08 PM
No, I didn't leave out anything. The rest of the negs that came after what I already talked about have nothing to do with what this topic. Yeah, I called you all kinds of stuff in those and you did the same to me, but again, they are not what you started this topic about.

Okay, here's where you show your mental incapacity. YOU started the tirade. I didn't talk **** to you in that topic until you did it to me. When I went and turned my spek back on yesterday, I already had TWO tirades from you. I didn't start spekking you back until AFTER that. Somehow your forget all this and try to make me look like the **** starter?

Oh, and way to show that you still don't know the meaning of violent offender. ;)

you're a peach and you don't make any sense.

sitzpinkler
11/1/2007, 05:10 PM
you're a peach and you don't make any sense.

What doesn't make sense? Let me know and I'll help you through it step by step, little fella.

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 05:14 PM
What doesn't make sense?

you

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 05:16 PM
Ahem.

:rolleyes:

just in case you didn't understand Kabookie's post.

In the Army there are three levels of qualification. The lowest, Marksman, is the bare minimum you have to shoot to qualify. The next is Sharpshooter. If you hit 36+ out of the 40 rounds you get to shoot you qualify as an Expert.

The two times I qualified as a SS it was on the indoor 20m range at the Duncan Armory.

See it's not funny when you have to explain it.

Mixer!
11/1/2007, 05:18 PM
PEEM!

sitzpinkler
11/1/2007, 05:19 PM
you

yeah, wow, you sure got me there, buddy

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 05:22 PM
I had leftover pizza for lunch today.

I haven't decided what I'm having for dinner.

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 05:23 PM
yeah, wow, you sure got me there, buddy

I was just so hurt when you called me little fella, it's all I could do. I was dazed, and reeling about to go down.

You're just proving it to me. I don't even feel like a man anymore.

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 05:24 PM
I had leftover pizza for lunch today.

I haven't decided what I'm having for dinner.

what are you going to do with the pizza boxes?

Mongo
11/1/2007, 05:26 PM
would you two knock it off, we are trying to have some serious discussions about how I can pee farther than y'all, and what 1TC is having for dinner


1tc, i'd go with a hamburger from a local joint, save the pizza for breakfast

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 05:27 PM
would you two knock it off, we are trying to have some serious discussions about how I can pee farther than y'all, and what 1TC is having for dinner


1tc, i'd go with a hamburger from a local joint, save the pizza for breakfast

how about I come over and **** in your dinner, little fella.:eek:

LosAngelesSooner
11/1/2007, 05:28 PM
just in case you didn't understand Kabookie's post.

In the Army there are three levels of qualification. The lowest, Marksman, is the bare minimum you have to shoot to qualify. The next is Sharpshooter. If you hit 36+ out of the 40 rounds you get to shoot you qualify as an Expert.

The two times I qualified as a SS it was on the indoor 20m range at the Duncan Armory.

See it's not funny when you have to explain it.
I don't read Kabookie's posts. Can't, in fact.

And I know about the Army's sharpshooter qualifications. My father was in the army for quite some time. (rest his soul)

But, again, I didn't start ragging on you, did I? I believe you started with the snide comments in my direction. ;)

Mongo
11/1/2007, 05:29 PM
how about I come over and **** in your dinner, little fella.:eek:


whatevah buddy, you, nor I, dont even know what I am having for dinner. Best get the woman to start cookin

KABOOKIE
11/1/2007, 05:31 PM
would you two knock it off, we are trying to have some serious discussions about how I can pee farther than y'all, and what 1TC is having for dinner


1tc, i'd go with a hamburger from a local joint, save the pizza for breakfast


How can we knock it off when you're leaving spek comments like this...


I want to pull your ****** over my nose and mouth while you clean my ears with q-tips, pm srsly LAS

Mongo
11/1/2007, 05:31 PM
OK, I just found out that we are eating at McAlister's, so you can meet me there and try and take a dump on my dinner

KABOOKIE
11/1/2007, 05:32 PM
OK, I just found out that we are eating at McAlister's, so you can meet me there and try and take a dump on my dinner

Dude, he's a short order cook at McAlister's!!! Enjoy that ****-sammich. :D

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 05:33 PM
I think I will try a burger, maybe even a steak at the one restaurant in town. Their fajitas are pretty good. Hopefully the steak is too.

Good call on saving the pizza for tomorrow.

I'm gonna take those pizza boxes and shine them up... get them all shiny and then...

Mongo
11/1/2007, 05:33 PM
How can we knock it off when you're leaving spek comments like this...


sounds like you and LAS have a Bulgarian Gas mask and ear cleaning to do, time for yall to get busy:D

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 05:37 PM
damn you oilfield guys get to eat like Kings. I'm thinking of mixing some chef boy ardee and left over hamburger helper.

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 05:39 PM
it's either eat at the one restaurant or the two gas stations in Booker,TX for me.

I'm in BFE.

Harry Beanbag
11/1/2007, 05:39 PM
damn you oilfield guys get to eat like Kings. I'm thinking of mixing some chef boy ardee and left over hamburger helper.


That sounds like a mighty big meal for a little fella such as yourself.

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 05:44 PM
That sounds like a mighty big meal for a little fella such as yourself.

I know maybe I'll have half a can of Vienna sausages

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 06:04 PM
Mongo eats those without them ever touching his teeth.

1stTimeCaller
11/1/2007, 06:07 PM
i want you to put a diaper on me and put me in a highchair and spoon feed me Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and then do body shots of milk off you. rly, PM me - Mongo.

at least you just get threatened. sheesh, look at what I get.

Mongo
11/1/2007, 06:10 PM
at least you just get threatened. sheesh, look at what I get.

THAT AINT TRUE. THAT'S NOT TRUE

usmc-sooner
11/1/2007, 06:17 PM
at least you just get threatened. sheesh, look at what I get.

oh I'd imagine dillslicker or lipsspinkler or whatever has had a few repressed fantasies about this here little fella. :D

StormySooner-IN
11/1/2007, 06:50 PM
But.....that was from me you little Hoosier! :mad:






no it wasn't, it really was from olevet. :D
You callin me a Hoosier?!??

Biznatcho!!11!!!:mad: (no, olvet...not yer dog);)


If I'm a Hoosier...does that make you a Sunshiner?:eek::D

Veritas
11/1/2007, 06:56 PM
Check windage.

Adjust for coriolis drift.

Inhale.

Exhale.

Boom. Headshot.