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Mjcpr
10/31/2007, 12:53 PM
"Full House" star Ashley Olsen (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html#) has found love with Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong, the New York Post's Page Six reports. Olsen, 21, was seen Monday night canoodling with the 36-year-old retired cyclist at New York's Gramercy Park Hotel, a source told the paper.

"They came together with a group of friends," the source said. "Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Armstrong, the seven-time Tour de France winner, broke up with fashion designer (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html#) Tory Burch earlier this month. He was engaged to singer Sheryl Crow and has three children from his first marriage.

Olsen, along with her twin sister, Mary-Kate, owns Dualstar Entertainment Group. She's been romantically linked to a Columbia University quarterback and actor Jared Leto (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html#).

So this is what the Olsen twins look like these days, eh?
http://www.foxnews.com/images/319795/0_61_olsen_ashley_06.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html
rufnek05
10/31/2007, 12:55 PM
they have changed since back in these days:
http://ng3.ads.warnerbros.com/Archive/studiostores/99-09/billboard-huge.gif
MextheBulldog
10/31/2007, 01:28 PM
When he was 21, she was 6.
crawfish
10/31/2007, 02:02 PM
A match made in heaven! She is half of a set of twins, he HAS half of a set of twins. :D
critical_phil
10/31/2007, 02:10 PM
i give it up to the guy - he's got but one marble in the ol' yam bag and he's scoring with 21 year olds.
TUSooner
10/31/2007, 02:20 PM
canoodling


heh
mdklatt
10/31/2007, 02:21 PM
Is it just me, or does Lance Armstrong seem like kind of a ******?
yermom
10/31/2007, 02:22 PM
um hello, he's a wh0rn
Curly Bill
10/31/2007, 02:25 PM
Maybe he denied himself all those years he was training, and now he's making up for lost time?
mdklatt
10/31/2007, 02:31 PM
um hello, he's a wh0rn

Yeah, that too.
VeeJay
10/31/2007, 02:42 PM
Is she the anorexic one?
JohnnyMack
10/31/2007, 02:43 PM
He and Matt McConaghey have a tiff?
stoops the eternal pimp
10/31/2007, 02:49 PM
He and Matt McConaghey have a tiff?


two words..Switch Hitta
SoonerStormchaser
10/31/2007, 03:17 PM
Wow...does this mean I'm off the hook?
handcrafted
10/31/2007, 03:35 PM
"Full House" star Ashley Olsen (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html#) has found love with Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong, the New York Post's Page Six reports. Olsen, 21, was seen Monday night canoodling with the 36-year-old retired cyclist at New York's Gramercy Park Hotel, a source told the paper.

"They came together with a group of friends," the source said. "Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Armstrong, the seven-time Tour de France winner, broke up with fashion designer (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html#) Tory Burch earlier this month. He was engaged to singer Sheryl Crow and has three children from his first marriage.

Olsen, along with her twin sister, Mary-Kate, owns Dualstar Entertainment Group. She's been romantically linked to a Columbia University quarterback and actor Jared Leto (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html#).

So this is what the Olsen twins look like these days, eh?
http://www.foxnews.com/images/319795/0_61_olsen_ashley_06.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306796,00.html

I'm married, but even if I wasn't, I wouldn't hit it with a 10 foot :texan:
OUDoc
10/31/2007, 03:44 PM
Wow...does this mean I'm off the hook?
Yup. Lance has moved on.
soonerboy_odanorth
10/31/2007, 05:19 PM
Ya know, in the Navy air squadrons, there always was one ride that was painted in full color squadron insignia and colors vs. the muted grey combat representations, and you would hear guys say it was "all painted up like a twenty dollar whore."

... and now I know what they meant.
Harry Beanbag
10/31/2007, 05:28 PM
Jared Leto is about the same age as the one nut :texan: .
bluedogok
10/31/2007, 09:50 PM
um hello, he's a wh0rn
If you ask an Aggy, he isn't a whorn since he didn't go to school there. He is a whorn by proximity and fame. He is a pretty astute business guy so he knows they are useful.
Octavian
10/31/2007, 09:58 PM
any knock against him is out of jealousy
XingTheRubicon
10/31/2007, 11:18 PM
As I careen into my late 30's, I feel my chances with hooking up with an 18 year old cheerleader slipping through my fingers.


-Drew Carey
critical_phil
10/31/2007, 11:42 PM
I'm married, but even if I wasn't, I wouldn't hit it with a 10 foot :texan:



but the question remains:


would you hit it with a 4 inch pole?
handcrafted
11/1/2007, 10:27 AM
but the question remains:


would you hit it with a 4 inch pole?

Dunno, can't find anything that small around here. :D
handcrafted
11/1/2007, 10:28 AM
As I careen into my late 30's, I feel my chances with hooking up with an 18 year old cheerleader slipping through my fingers.


-Drew Carey

I did hook up with an 18 year old cheerleader.

Then I married her. :D :hot:
OCUDad
11/1/2007, 02:49 PM
I did hook up with an 18 year old cheerleader.

Then I married her. :D :hot:You need to find out if that marriage is legal in Australia.