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VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:08 PM
Edwards is taking on Senator Hillary.

Hillary is standing there smirking at him.

I'd like to see the real Hillary in action.

Screw this polite theater. These fuggers can be mean when they want to.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:09 PM
She said the H word - Halliburton!!!!!

Take away the no bid contracts from Halliburton.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:10 PM
Russert asking her about the War Vote.

She'll never live that one down with these scoundrels.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:12 PM
Now she's saying Bush has no authority to attack Iran.

Damn, the first Tomahawk missile hasn't even been launched against an aspirin factory and they're already saying there's a "rush to war."

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:13 PM
Christopher Dodd - Heh.

When does he disappear from the radar?

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:15 PM
I may hit 5000 posts tonight.

And how many of these freaking debates are these people going to have?

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:16 PM
Any chance we can turn this into a Tuesday night Drunkytown?

Harry Beanbag
10/30/2007, 08:17 PM
Christopher Dodd - Heh.

When does he disappear from the radar?


I didn't realize he was ever on the radar.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:17 PM
Hell, you'd have to be drunk to take anything Hillary has to say seriously.

Harry Beanbag
10/30/2007, 08:19 PM
I'll drink to that.

Octavian
10/30/2007, 08:19 PM
Any chance we can turn this into a Tuesday night Drunkytown?


game on :D

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:20 PM
The mere thought of Hillary becoming the Democratic Nominee for President makes me vomit. VOMIT I tell you! VOMIT... VOMIT... VOMIT!!!!!







Now.. where's my damn valium?

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:20 PM
I'm on my second Mich Ultra.

If I saw Edwards in a bar, I think I'd crack a bottle over his head.

And I've actually never done that before.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/30/2007, 08:22 PM
I'll load up with some java, if there's a need for a designated driver.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:22 PM
Hillary is going to be in Fayetteville on Saturday. ph made the mistake of asking me if I wanted to go see her. :mad:



Yes, he's still alive and is still able to walk.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:23 PM
Kucinich looks like Bob Costas with indigestion.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:23 PM
B.L.O.V.I.A.T.I.N.G.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:25 PM
Put a sock in it Hillary. You may stop Iran... but you'll hand out all the top secrets to China.

SoonerStormchaser
10/30/2007, 08:25 PM
Why is anybody even watching that ****?

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:25 PM
How are they gonna keep Iran from having a nuclear weapon?

This is great stuff.

Ask Kucinich!!!!!!!!

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:26 PM
Why is anybody even watching that ****?

Cuz I like the way it feels when my blood boils. :D

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:27 PM
If Biden's hair gets any longer in the back he's going to be mulletized.

SoonerStormchaser
10/30/2007, 08:28 PM
Cuz I like the way it feels when my blood boils. :D


I don't...that's why I'm not watching it...cause I'd end up looking like a total moron for yelling at my TV

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:28 PM
Dodd looks like that Blonde character on Bevis and Butthead.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:30 PM
I don't...that's why I'm not watching it...cause I'd end up looking like a total moron for yelling at my TV

I'm all alone, so I can look like a moron all I want.


If you want, I'll yell at the TV on your behalf as well.


YWIA :D

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:32 PM
I'm all alone, so I can look like a moron all I want.


If you want, I'll yell at the TV on your behalf as well.


YWIA :D


phead actually asked you to go to a Hillary sighting???

Wow!!

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:34 PM
Hillary needs a couple of shots of tequila.

To take the edge off. She seems a little uptight.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:35 PM
Obama - puh leeze.

Let's just make the U.S. an Islamic State.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:35 PM
It's the lack of smoking cigars...

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:36 PM
He just said we should engage Iran and Syria.

Hell, why not exhume Hitler and ask him how the weather is Down There?

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:36 PM
phead actually asked you to go to a Hillary sighting???

Wow!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!?!?!



If I didn't know any better, I'd say he was a closet Democrat!!! :eek:

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:37 PM
Oh hell Hillary... Re-butt this!

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:37 PM
Edwards WILL NOT be the VP backing up Hillary.

He's pi$$ing her off big time.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:38 PM
Edwards WILL NOT be the VP backing up Hillary.

He's pi$$ing her off big time.

She'd go for Obama if she got the nod.


Who would Obama pick if he wins?

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:39 PM
Break in the action...Whew!

I want the "Don't tase me bro" guy to show up and ask some questions.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:41 PM
She'd go for Obama if she got the nod.


Who would Obama pick if he wins?


Cedric the Entertainer.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:44 PM
I don't have enough valium to make it through this debate. :(


Where's OUDoc when you REALLY need him?

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:45 PM
Here she goes again about being THE advocate for children for the last 35 years.

For the Love of God, WTF has she actually done for children?

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:45 PM
Like the Country was better off when your husband was Pres.. and you were first lady?


Traitor... liar... blah... blah... blah...

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:47 PM
Why are you willing to hand over documents when you're president but you had tons of problems doing it when your husband was.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:47 PM
She just yammers a lot.

Let her in the White House and the place will become a social events extravaganza for Ellen and the nude anti-capitalists who show up for marches in San Francisco.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:48 PM
Vomit I tell ya. Vomit. Vomit. Vomit.




Can anyone tell that I despise that woman?

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:49 PM
There they go with the Doom and Gloom...

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:49 PM
Here goes Haircut 100 again.

His body language and facial expressions are priceless.

The Breck Girl. I think maybe Ann Coulter was on to something.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:51 PM
Edwards should have been a drama coach.

Maybe his Plan B will be on Broadway, teaching Hamlet

handcrafted
10/30/2007, 08:51 PM
Hill's snottiness will be even more evident if she wins the nom and debates the Republican (and possibly Independent) candidates. That's what's gonna lose it for her. She can't help but make people wanna throat punch her when she talks.

SoonerGirl06
10/30/2007, 08:52 PM
Sorry VJ... I had to turn it off. I was about to blow a gasket. I'll watch when I've loaded up on the valium.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:53 PM
Look at Obama.

How does a chain smoker have such pretty teeth?

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:54 PM
Sorry VJ... I had to turn it off. I was about to blow a gasket. I'll watch when I've loaded up on the valium.

OK, come back when you're floating along on nirvana.

I'll keep the barometer up till then...

Hope I don't get baned.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:55 PM
Bill Richardson worked as a hostage negotiator?

WHAT!?

When?

Damn, I missed another red letter date in U.S. history!

handcrafted
10/30/2007, 08:55 PM
Look at Obama.

How does a chain smoker have such pretty teeth?

No crap? The guy smokes (not poles, I mean cigarettes)?

How's he ever gonna get the vote of the left wing nanny state anti-tolerance-for-anything-but-a-vegan-diet tobacco-is-the-debbil crowd?

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:56 PM
If you photoshopped the mouth of Alfred E. Neuman and the eyes of Ted Kennedy and the hair of Leslie Nielsen you'd have Christopher Dodd.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 08:59 PM
Here goes Edwards bitching about the rich and the powerful again..:rollseyes

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/370876498_23297c7a04_o.jpg

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 09:06 PM
Sorry VJ... I had to turn it off. I was about to blow a gasket. I'll watch when I've loaded up on the valium.

Under HillaryCare, you get no valium.

Stand in line behind those Mexican Nationalists. We'll get to you in a few days.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 09:12 PM
Barack just brought up the point that he's black.

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!

Personally, I think he'd have more credibility if he'd sport dreadlocks like Al Harris from the Packers.

handcrafted
10/30/2007, 09:13 PM
Barack just brought up the point that he's black.

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!

Personally, I think he'd have more credibility if he'd sport dreadlocks like Al Harris from the Packers.

Phil Loadholt for President.

handcrafted
10/30/2007, 09:14 PM
Here goes Edwards bitching about the rich and the powerful again..:rollseyes

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/370876498_23297c7a04_o.jpg

So I'm guessing that's the Breck Girl's country house?

Oh for the love of Peter Paul and Mary...

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 09:20 PM
Yup. The red thing on the right side reportedly is his private basketball gym.

Or maybe there's a replica of the Oval Office in there.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 09:21 PM
Kucinich calling for impeachment.

Whoa! That really slowed down the Clinton Machine.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 09:22 PM
Whoa! Here we go - the water shortage.

Dodd teeing off first.....

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 09:23 PM
Carbon tax! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 09:26 PM
Edwards has spent "an awful lot of time in New Orleans."

Well, he did announce his candidacy from there - then, off to Iowa and New Hampshire on this...

http://www.4president.us/photos/2004/johnedwardsbus.jpg

John......are ya really feeling their pain?

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 09:48 PM
Oh, here goes Edwards again - making a plea for more nurses.

So he can go sue them again, after he's smoked again in the Democratic primaries.

How can anyone take these knuckleheads seriously?

JohnnyMack
10/30/2007, 10:04 PM
Here goes Edwards bitching about the rich and the powerful again..:rollseyes

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/370876498_23297c7a04_o.jpg

Yes because he'd be the first rich and powerful man ever elected POTUS.

VeeJay
10/30/2007, 11:18 PM
Yes because he'd be the first rich and powerful man ever elected POTUS.

In all reality, he has nothing to worry about. He won't even make it past Iowa.

He is charming as a dramatic stage presence, though.

tommieharris91
10/31/2007, 01:00 AM
Oh, here goes Edwards again - making a plea for more nurses.

So he can go sue them again, after he's smoked again in the Democratic primaries.

How can anyone take these knuckleheads seriously?

Because the popular Repubs are just as bad...? I haven't done my research...

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
10/31/2007, 01:02 AM
Is it over? Good, insightful commentary, VeeJay. Thanks for reporting on it for those of us who already know Ubama's the one to pick. You GO, Barach! (Maybe he'll lower the price of tobacco products if he wins?)

sitzpinkler
10/31/2007, 10:03 AM
I'm not a fan of Hillary, but seeing her win the election would be so much fun. The meltdowns on this board alone would be completely worth it. Then the meltdowns at work the following day. This could be good.

:pop:

crawfish
10/31/2007, 10:26 AM
I'm not a fan of Hillary, but seeing her win the election would be so much fun. The meltdowns on this board alone would be completely worth it. Then the meltdowns at work the following day. This could be good.

:pop:

You sure that's worth the risk that she might win?

Of course, for most of ignorant America, that'd be a good thing. The dems get to crow about how they have a woman in the White House, the reps get to be satisfied that they have another neocon. :rolleyes: