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TUSooner
10/30/2007, 03:28 PM
As many of you know, I am a big-time LSU hater, for many reasons - some just irrational. But someone donated to my daughter's soccer team an LSU football helmet signed by Lester and about 50 of the lads on the 2007 team.
So we are raffling it off, and I am actually promoting this whole LSU rah-rah love-fest thingy. Oh the agony!

But the raffle tix are $10 each or 3 for $25 if you are interested! :D

CALLING LSUDEEK !!!!!
MikeInNorman
10/30/2007, 03:37 PM
That price automatically eliminates any genuine coona$$ from buying a ticket. Try selling the tickets for bottle-caps, or cigarette butts. You'll have lots of action then.
Bourbon St Sooner
10/30/2007, 03:38 PM
Hey, if I won that, maybe I could get that Barry Bonds baseball dude to shoot it off into space.
TheUnnamedSooner
10/30/2007, 03:39 PM
BURN IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
TUSooner
10/30/2007, 04:09 PM
That price automatically eliminates any genuine coona$$ from buying a ticket. Try selling the tickets for bottle-caps, or cigarette butts. You'll have lots of action then.
Heh. But not so fast, cher ami. I expect to sell PLENTY - for cash money.


BURN IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

If I should win it (and i might, since i have no desire for it), I intend to hold it for ransom: Unless LSU fans pony up, I will destroy the helmet in a dazzling public display of wanton disrespect . . . & other stuff !!
handcrafted
10/30/2007, 04:20 PM
1,2,3,4
TU is a soccer whore...
TUSooner
10/30/2007, 04:26 PM
1,2,3,4
TU is a soccer whore...
An underpaid one at that!
LSUdeek
10/30/2007, 08:18 PM
Shoot me a PEE EMM.
bluedogok
10/30/2007, 08:47 PM
BUT IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!!

Sell it, make the kids some money....Good luck with the raffle.
Mark_of_Tulsa
10/30/2007, 10:30 PM
I could paint one of my turds in gold and give it to the Ronald McDonald foundation, and they would have the same reaction.
SoonerKnight
10/31/2007, 02:36 AM
Still you would get more money from a OU signed helmet with Stoop's signature. I mean Stoops is a real coach!
DreamZ22
10/31/2007, 07:41 AM
Still you would get more money from a OU signed helmet with Stoop's signature. I mean Stoops is a real coach!

Well said... in a Great WAY
SoonerJack
10/31/2007, 07:59 AM
1,2,3,4
TU is a soccer whore...

AND Handcrafted gets the win with the Feist reference.
Very nicely done. :D
OUDoc
10/31/2007, 08:34 AM
Write "ghey" and draw an arrow to each signature. Should fetch extra money for that.
47Wins
10/31/2007, 09:52 AM
How many of those players signatures are "X's"?
SoonerRecon
10/31/2007, 10:06 AM
coonasses would like to work a trade, how many crawfish?
MamaMia
10/31/2007, 10:24 AM
I'll bet it has cooties. :P
OU Adonis
10/31/2007, 11:20 AM
But the raffle tix are $10 each or 3 for $25 if you are interested! :D

CALLING LSUDEEK !!!!!

Maybe you can make this in to some sort of "LSU Batsigneux" or something like that.

http://www.sfist.com/attachments/sfist_derrick/crayfish-writhing-mass.jpg