eATMe tailgate

[C&CDean]

So, we have a 7pm game this Saturday. That means more tailgate fun for everyone.

We'll kick it off at about 2-ish or so. This week's tailgate is being sponsored by Yerdoleo. Be sure to thank them.

By request of the tailgate sponsors, we're going to have elk chili, deer chili, and some other dead animal by-product chili of varying variety. We will also have some dogs and stuff for those who don't do chili (unAmerican bastages).

Feel free to bring stuff that goes along with chili. We'll have chili, fritos, crackers, cheese, etc.

We will probably also do a chili tailgate for the OSU game. It's the weekend after Thanksgiving, it should be chilly, and everybody should be sick of turkey and roast beef and ham and ****. So chili it is then too.

Be there.

[yermom]

2x the chili

excellent.

[soonerbrat]

dessert. I'll bring some.

[Boarder]

What awesome guys they are.

I think I'll bring a chili with about 20 different kinds of beans in it.

[frankensooner]

Messican jumpin beans? mmmmmmm.

[soonerbrat]

I will be carrying a flashlight.
but no knives.

[sooneron]

One question.







Can we have some chili at the tailgate?

[frankensooner]

I am planning on coming to the Baylor tailgate. I was wondering if we could have Sic'em chili for that one.

[Mjcpr]

I am planning on coming to the Baylor tailgate. I was wondering if we could have Sic'em chili for that one.

That's Chili with no meat, right?




(Sorry SicEm ;) )

[SicEmBaylor]

I'll be there and have no intention of putting my meat in the chili.

[frankensooner]

It is really not nice to refer to all women as "Chili." ;)

[C&CDean]

I'll be there and have no intention of putting my meat in the chili.

I'm pretty sure not even Jesus could feed the multitudes with that little offering.

[NormanPride]

Hooray for 7PM kickoffs! I can make it now. Anyone got tickets? ;)

[colleyvillesooner]

no. your welcome.

[NormanPride]

cvs is just jealous because I'll be feasting upon multiple animals (sometimes at once) on Saturday and he won't.

[colleyvillesooner]

oh, I might stop by...but when you see me not talking to you, it's on purpose...


And I prolly won't remember what you look like. :D

[Sooner_Havok]

Damn, I was hoping for some chili. :(

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm bringing a co-worker, who is an aggie fan - he's a nice guy and has been a big help to me in my new job

he's also from the philly area and loves anything philly sports related

so give him hell all you want

[soonerbrat]

does he do those dorky chants and stuff?

[Sooner_Havok]

I hope he doesn't squeeze his self to hard near teh chili!

[proud gonzo]

what about a live band? Aren't we supposed to have a band? I was promised a band.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Can the RUF/NEKS stop by? I don't think they're going to be busy on Saturday...

Too soon? ;)

[soonerboomer93]

everyone make sure to give yermom and doleo a big congrats on the special anniversary of their special union

[dolemitesooner]

what about a live band? Aren't we supposed to have a band? I was promised a band.Yeah not happening. I am a lazy worthless BEOCTH.


I need someone to make my poll a sticky for the beer for the tailgate.
I am going to buy a keg of something but there needs to be a poll. There will one be one Keg Mrs. Dean says there is no way you guys can drink too. and we have to float this one.

[StoopTroup]

Get him a sweatband.

[Norm In Norman]

Nucular chili?

[r5TPsooner]

Percocet+booze+elk chili+ OU Football = helluh good time.

[C&CDean]

Nucular chili?

But of course mon ami, but of course.

I think she's gonna tone it down a notch from last years (she says she's just gonna cut the habaneros up so people can't see so many). There'll be the "garden" chili too (still has meat cause it ain't chili without it) but it'll be all veggies out of the garden - including several varieties of peppers - some heat, and also the "wimpy" chili for all the poonies and pantywaists.

All the chili will be made from tomatoes and tomato sauce she canned this year, and also onions and bell pepper from the garden. And I think she's gonna put beans in all of it because of all the whiney bitches like hairy who need their colons cleansed.

[r5TPsooner]

But of course mon ami, but of course.

I think she's gonna tone it down a notch from last years (she says she's just gonna cut the habaneros up so people can't see so many). There'll be the "garden" chili too (still has meat cause it ain't chili without it) but it'll be all veggies out of the garden - including several varieties of peppers - some heat, and also the "wimpy" chili for all the poonies and pantywaists.

All the chili will be made from tomatoes and tomato sauce she canned this year, and also onions and bell pepper from the garden. And I think she's gonna put beans in all of it because of all the whiney bitches like hairy who need their colons cleansed.


Already had the colon cleaned recently but add the beans anyway. Maybe we'll have a live band after all.:D

[Boarder]

All the chili will be made from tomatoes and tomato sauce she canned this year, and also onions and bell pepper from the garden.


This makes me drool.

Tell her, errr, ask politely if she could bring the canned habaneros so I can juice back up the chili for myself.

[Jimminy Crimson]

This makes me drool.

Tell her, errr, ask politely if she could bring the canned habaneros so I can juice back up the chili for myself.

2nd!

[C&CDean]

We'll have a mason jar of habaneros........but I'm pretty sure you won't need them.

[Mjcpr]

We'll have a mason jar of habaneros........but I'm pretty sure you won't need them.

Is it one of your commodity investments?

[C&CDean]

Is it one of your commodity investments?
STFU Pat. Those that are too lame to come to a tailgate don't get to post here. Now go gaze at hairy's knees.

[proud gonzo]

STFU Pat. Those that are too lame to come to a tailgate don't get to post here. Now go gaze at hairy's knees.Pat doesn't follow directions well.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2686/4lifemjcpr8ncme8.jpg

[Boarder]

It's probably hard to tell what you're looking at through the toxic cloud of cigarette smoke.

[IB4OU2]

It's probably hard to tell what you're looking at through the toxic cloud of cigarette smoke.

That's a tee he uses while putting.

[Mjcpr]

It's probably hard to tell what you're looking at through the toxic cloud of cigarette smoke.

I quit about 6 months after that.

Cigarettes, not Hairy. I can't quit Hairy.

[C&CDean]

I just got a last minute emergency request from the tailgate nazi. She's been making chili all day, and we're fixin' to head up to Bethany for our kid's football game, and guess what she forgot? Cornbread fixins.

So, if one or more of you hillbillies could bring cornbread (she requests cornbread muffins since they're easier to deal with) that'd be the groovy. If not, we'll be eating chili and fritos. So somebody step up and make some dang cornbread please.

[Boarder]

I should be able to bring some cornbread.

[soonerbrat]

cornbread muffins..you got it.

[proud gonzo]

I just want to be the first to say the tailgate rocked. Chili was excellent, as always. And I'm convinced the banana pudding and brownies were made with crack.

[SicEmBaylor]

I just want to be the first to say the tailgate rocked. Chili was excellent, as always. And I'm convinced the banana pudding and brownies were made with crack.

It'll be better next weekend. ;)

[proud gonzo]

yeah, because i'm bringing a ton of pies.

[SicEmBaylor]

yeah, because i'm bringing a ton of pies.
You know, I've never had a slice of pie.

[proud gonzo]

I call BS

[SicEmBaylor]

I call BS
I think when I was little I had a cherry pie or something like that, but I can't think of a specific time that I've eaten pie.

I do love cheesecake though and cheese cake, regardless of the name, seems more pie like than cake like. Anyway, I'm a bigger cake eater than I am a pie eater.

What sort of pie do you make?

[dolemitesooner]

I think when I was little I had a cherry pie or something like that, but I can't think of a specific time that I've eaten pie.

I do love cheesecake though and cheese cake, regardless of the name, seems more pie like than cake like. Anyway, I'm a bigger cake eater than I am a pie eater.

What sort of pie do you make?
Do you want us to feel sorry for you in some way. Its obv you make this stupid **** up.

[SicEmBaylor]

Do you want us to feel sorry for you in some way. Its obv you make this stupid **** up.
Why would I want you to feel sorry for the fact that I don't like pie? :confused:

I just don't like pie....

[dolemitesooner]

You said you have never had pie. I think I will just add you to ignore.

Your not funny, and your posts make me dumber.

[SicEmBaylor]

You said you have never had pie. I think I will just add you to ignore.

Your not funny, and your posts make me dumber.

I've never had pie because I don't like pie. Do you often eat **** you don't like?

Honest to God man get a grip.

[proud gonzo]

I think when I was little I had a cherry pie or something like that, but I can't think of a specific time that I've eaten pie.

I do love cheesecake though and cheese cake, regardless of the name, seems more pie like than cake like. Anyway, I'm a bigger cake eater than I am a pie eater.

What sort of pie do you make?http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2095531

[SicEmBaylor]

So there's no talking you into cheesecake then? ;)

[dolemitesooner]

I can't wait until Sicem comes next week. Everyone can tell him how worthless he is in person.

[proud gonzo]

I've never had pie because I don't like pie. Do you often eat **** you don't like?

Honest to God man get a grip....how do you know you don't like pie if you've never had it :confused:

[dolemitesooner]

...how do you know you don't like pie if you've never had it :confused:Gonzo could you get a grip?

[proud gonzo]

So there's no talking you into cheesecake then? ;)that would fall into the "other" category on that poll... it takes rather a lot more effort to make a cheesecake than to make pie. So no, I probably can't be talked into it. I just barely finished off the last one I made.

[proud gonzo]

Gonzo could you get a grip?hang on, lemme get my wrench...

[dolemitesooner]

...how do you know you don't like pie if you've never had it :confused:
Its kinda like never dating a girl (whom has a boyfreind by the way) and asking her to go to Branson ,Missouri with you. Buying tickets and planning some big weekend get away for a 60 year-old married couple and then crying when she does not show , or responded to you calls.

[SicEmBaylor]

...how do you know you don't like pie if you've never had it :confused:

Well, I had some pie when I was really little. My grandmother used to make it all the time, but I don't' remember liking it so I just never ate it again growing up. I can't remember specifically what type of pie it was, but I don't recall liking it.

I'm just a really picky eater. I had fish once and didn't like it so I just never ate it again. This is the same kind of deal. Anyway, after that she always made pie and a separate cake for me and I just always ate the cake as opposed to the pie.

[dolemitesooner]

hang on, lemme get my wrench...:D

[proud gonzo]

Well, I had some pie when I was really little. My grandmother used to make it all the time, but I don't' remember liking it so I just never ate it again growing up. I can't remember specifically what type of pie it was, but I don't recall liking it.

I'm just a really picky eater. I had fish once and didn't like it so I just never ate it again. This is the same kind of deal. Anyway, after that she always made pie and a separate cake for me and I just always ate the cake as opposed to the pie.I never would have guessed.

Maybe your grandma just made icky pies. ;)

[SicEmBaylor]

I never would have guessed.

Maybe your grandma just made icky pies. ;)
lol, that could be. Supposedly they're pretty good. I think it's because she uses such big chunks of fruit which is why I assume it was an apple or cherry pie or something. I don't like fruit so it'd make sense that I wouldn't like the pie. :shrug:

[proud gonzo]

personally, I think big chunks of fruit = icky pie.

[SicEmBaylor]

personally, I think big chunks of fruit = icky pie.
Aye, I think I'd agree with you.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I think I read once that Rosie O'Donnell doesn't like polish sausage. She said she tried it once and it was really icky.

But anyway, the tailgate was great. I had the garden variety chili which was excellent.

[soonerbrat]

if you don't like pie, no one is going to hold you down and force you to eat it. it's actualy better if you don't because it leaves more for everyone else.

so http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/soonerbrat/stfu.gif

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Oooh Brat and I posted at the same time, that's hot.

[jk the sooner fan]

i love the pie

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I don't like pie crust generally, but I tend to like pie filling. That said, I don't bitch when someone makes a pie.

[jk the sooner fan]

i agree, generally speaking crusty pie is not good

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Have you ever had a meat pie JK? Those are my favorite.

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm going to bow out of this conversation about now

:)

[soonerbrat]

mmm...meat pie

[Okla-homey]

I saw two interesting things at the aTm tailgate.

1) BSG! I informed her I missed her presence in our little digital village. That gal be funny and her posts added spice to sometimes otherwise bland online fare. I think I freaked her out when I put her in a headlock. :eek:

2) A person who looks a great deal like Kathy Griffin (of My Life on the B List) fame.

That is all.

[soonerbrat]

she does NOT look like Kathy Griffin

[Okla-homey]

she does NOT look like Kathy Griffin

SHE DOES! DO NOT CONTRADICT ME. I'M A MAN! I'M (OVER) FORTY![hairGel]

;)

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[frankensooner]

She is much hotter than Kathy Griffin

[OUAndy1807]

anyone who doesn't like pie is a communist.

pie>cake

[soonerbrat]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/soonerbrat/stephanieb.jpg


they both have red hair. that's about as far as the resemblance goes.

[proud gonzo]

I saw two interesting things at the aTm tailgate.

1) BSG! I informed her I missed her presence in our little digital village. That gal be funny and her posts added spice to sometimes otherwise bland online fare. I think I freaked her out when I put her in a headlock. :eek:

2) A person who looks a great deal like Kathy Griffin (of My Life on the B List) fame.

That is all.when the hell did BSG show up? :mad:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Late. Really late, actually. But I saw you. I never made it over to the other side to talk to you or anyone else over there.

:sad:

[Cam]

Late. Really late, actually. But I saw you. I never made it over to the other side to talk to you or anyone else over there.

:sad:
Pre or post game?

[SicEmBaylor]

Pre or post game?
Are people friendlier at the pre or post game tailgates?

I'd prefer to go when people are in their most friendly mood.

[Okla-homey]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/soonerbrat/stephanieb.jpg


they both have red hair. that's about as far as the resemblance goes.

Kathy Griffin doppelganger. Seriously. I wasn't the only one who said so. Also, its not a slam. Kathy Griffin is an attractive lady. So, chill.;)

[soonerboomer93]

personally, I think big chunks of fruit = icky pie.

in strawberry, apple or sometimes peach i like a decent/big chunk of fruit in it. Especially apple or peach with some ice cream on top of it. WIN

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

BSG's brother has some McDreamy hair goin on.

[Okla-homey]

BSG's brother has some McDreamy hair goin on.

Makes one wonder if the BSG drapes match the carpet don't it. :D

[proud gonzo]

in strawberry, apple or sometimes peach i like a decent/big chunk of fruit in it. Especially apple or peach with some ice cream on top of it. WINgwoss.

[setem]

I had a good time at the TG this weekend! The chili was pretty darn good. Still feeling the Nuklurar style just so you know. My sister and her family really like what we have going on. I thought there was going to be a keg though!

Keep it up!

[soonerbrat]

Kathy Griffin doppelganger. Seriously. I wasn't the only one who said so. Also, its not a slam. Kathy Griffin is an attractive lady. So, chill.;)


she didn't find it a compliment, at all.....
i think she kinda felt like I did when someone said I look like martha stewart.

[SicEmBaylor]

I like seeing people who can accept a compliment in the spirit that it is given and not look for reasons to be insulted when no such reason exists.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Makes one wonder if the BSG drapes match the carpet don't it. :D

Heh. He takes after my Mom's Cherokee side and I take after my Dad's German side. We have the exact same eyes but that's about it.

And, also... :les: PERVERT!!!

[yermom]

she didn't find it a compliment, at all.....
i think she kinda felt like I did when someone said I look like martha stewart.

now that you mention it...

[soonerbrat]

:cry:

[dolemitesooner]

I SAW BSG

[Mjcpr]

she didn't find it a compliment, at all.....
i think she kinda felt like I did when someone said I look like martha stewart.

Are you saying that is not a very good thing?

[sooneron]

That chili RMFO! The residual effect woke me up repeatedly that night whilst trying to sleep off a drunken stupor. I had a good time with all. It was good meeting quite a few peeps this time.

[C&CDean]

I SAW BSG
Dude, as much beer as you drank I'll bet you saw Jesus, Ghandi, and a T-Rex.

[soonerbrat]

Are you saying that is not a very good thing?


is martha stewart attractive?

[colleyvillesooner]

Careful Pat...tred lightly. Your life depends on this answer. :D

[Mjcpr]

Sorry, the only Martha Stewart saying I know is "that's a very good thing".

:D

[dolemitesooner]

Dude, as much beer as you drank I'll bet you saw Jesus, Ghandi, and a T-Rex.I drank ALOT of beer.

I had to go strAight home after the game. I was DEE -RUNK.

[dolemitesooner]

is martha stewart attractive?
i'D HIT IT:cool:

[Boarder]

Are people friendlier at the pre or post game tailgates?

I'd prefer to go when people are in their most friendly mood.
Dude, we're playing Baylor. We'll always be in a good mood.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I'm bringing Jolly Ranchers to go with sicem's Zima next week.

[dolemitesooner]

I'm bringing Jolly Ranchers to go with sicem's Zima next week.
ROFL

[sooneron]

I drank ALOT of beer.

I had to go strAight home after the game. I was DEE -RUNK.
I guess you never employed the one water for every beer scenario?

[yermom]

we should totally have Zima next week

this will be awesome

[frankensooner]

If Sicem hates fruit, why doesn't he hate Zima? I mean it is pretty fruity. ;)

[dolemitesooner]

I guess you never employed the one water for every beer scenario?Umm no

[SicEmBaylor]

we should totally have Zima next week

this will be awesome
mmmm, that's the stuff that dreams are made of.

[soonersweetie]

Just wanted to say thanks to Dean and Lisa for an awesome tailgate. My dad, sister and I had a great time!

I absolutely loved the banana pudding. So...who ever made that could you please forward the recipe to me? I would love to have it.

Thanks!

[sooneron]

Umm no
And you were giving me shiite. At least I was out past 1!:texan:

[dolemitesooner]

And you were giving me shiite. At least I was out past 1!:texan:
:O

[C&CDean]

Just wanted to say thanks to Dean and Lisa for an awesome tailgate. My dad, sister and I had a great time!

I absolutely loved the banana pudding. So...who ever made that could you please forward the recipe to me? I would love to have it.

Thanks!

Thanks for coming.

And the nanner puddin' was made by Martha Stewart's friend.

[phead903]

is martha stewart attractive?

Just think how good Martha would feel if someone told her she looked liked SoonerBrat!:D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Just wanted to say thanks to Dean and Lisa for an awesome tailgate. My dad, sister and I had a great time!

I absolutely loved the banana pudding. So...who ever made that could you please forward the recipe to me? I would love to have it.

Thanks!It was nice to meet you too!!