View Full Version : Why aren't all of you baned yet?
Scott D
10/29/2007, 12:13 PM
just sayin'.......
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 12:14 PM
I'm too useful.
Howzit
10/29/2007, 12:27 PM
I got pitchers of Dean.
Of course, I drew them...
Widescreen
10/29/2007, 12:36 PM
I play nicely with others.
Scott D
10/29/2007, 12:38 PM
answers in order of replies.
1. You're useful in the way that feminine products are useful once a month. :)
2. you and your dastardly pitchers.
3. liar, you're a bastard of bastards.
BudSooner
10/29/2007, 12:53 PM
Cause I have one of these <----------------------------------------------------------------------->
:D
royalfan5
10/29/2007, 12:57 PM
Because Veritas isn't around enough and the board needs a full time Husker fan. Plus, I'm a useful counterweight to Sic'em
KABOOKIE
10/29/2007, 01:09 PM
Baned? All of us?
yermom
10/29/2007, 01:19 PM
because i'm teh awesome
jdsooner
10/29/2007, 01:20 PM
I have a "Get out of jail free card"
OUDoc
10/29/2007, 01:35 PM
I provide Dean with clean urine to pass the USPS' drug screen.
And give BSG those pills that keep her from being too aggressive. They don't work very well. :(
Scott D
10/29/2007, 01:54 PM
1. Bud, you need more _ _ _ _ _ _
2. rf, I guess I should take it easy on you...you try..bless your soy based heart you try.
3. sure, aren't 99.9% of mods just as dirty and crooked as cops, and minorities, and well anything else you don't necessarily agree with Kabookie
4. Silent Bob, that was a disturbing image you posted not long ago. :eek:
5. Better be sure you didn't get it from Dean, jd..it might be an invitation to carnal prison activities.
6. damned Catholic doctors..always up to no good ;)
So what...I'm the only one here that actually is banned?
Scott D
10/29/2007, 02:15 PM
back into the particle accelerator with you Ike.
r5TPsooner
10/29/2007, 02:18 PM
Because I like both Taco Bueno and Chipotle.
Mongo
10/29/2007, 02:19 PM
I tend to fly under the radar
TexasLidig8r
10/29/2007, 02:33 PM
Because I bring a subtle elegance, an elan if you will.. I bring an ease and refinement that is so missing from most people's life.
:D
SoonerStormchaser
10/29/2007, 02:34 PM
Cause Bri isn't an Awesoministrator, or else I'd have been permabanned long ago!
OUDoc
10/29/2007, 02:36 PM
Because I bring a subtle elegance, an elan if you will.. I bring an ease and refinement that is so missing from most people's life.
:D
And he talks prettier 'n a 20 dollar whore.
Scott D
10/29/2007, 02:39 PM
rtp, must be a coincidence
Mongo, you are the Elvira of SF.com
there aren't enough negative colorful metaphors for Lid.
and lastly SSC.....nothing to say but http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1800000/images/_1804092_300calment_ap.jpg
yermom
10/29/2007, 02:41 PM
1. Bud, you need more _ _ _ _ _ _
2. rf, I guess I should take it easy on you...you try..bless your soy based heart you try.
3. sure, aren't 99.9% of mods just as dirty and crooked as cops, and minorities, and well anything else you don't necessarily agree with Kabookie
4. Silent Bob, that was a disturbing image you posted not long ago. :eek:
5. Better be sure you didn't get it from Dean, jd..it might be an invitation to carnal prison activities.
6. damned Catholic doctors..always up to no good ;)
you think that's disturbing... check out where it came from ;)
Scott D
10/29/2007, 02:42 PM
you think that's disturbing... check out where it came from ;)
probably doleo's bookmarks ;)
Because I do not wish it.
Yet.
KABOOKIE
10/29/2007, 02:47 PM
Who the hell is Scott D anyway?
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 02:49 PM
Because I do not wish it.
Again....
Fixed.
jdsooner
10/29/2007, 02:53 PM
I was baned, but they made the mistake of letting me come back.
StormySooner-IN
10/29/2007, 02:57 PM
I'm under the legal age, so I have to stick around until I'm 18. ;)
SleestakSooner
10/29/2007, 02:59 PM
I was baned once for cursing out an lOsUr Aggot
I have, however, yet to be baned agin!
Scott D
10/29/2007, 03:03 PM
bri, clearly the poster after you would orgasm if it happened.
poster after bri, are you still upset about being a contestant on "There's Something About Miriam?"
poster after poster after bri, you probably wish you were a contestant on "There's Something About Miriam"
poster after poster after poster after bri, mjcpr recommends you show the foot of a dromedary.
poster after poster after poster after poster after bri, minors can be baned just as easily..ask nick.
poster after poster after poster after poster after poster after bri, I heard you were recently whispering sweet nothings to a Stillwater aggie, mebbe u should be baned for that.
SleestakSooner
10/29/2007, 03:06 PM
poster after poster after poster after poster after poster after bri, I heard you were recently whispering sweet nothings to a Stillwater aggie, mebbe u should be baned for that.
HAY! Bane cupid, it's all his GDMF fault!
SoonerStormchaser
10/29/2007, 03:07 PM
rtp, must be a coincidence
Mongo, you are the Elvira of SF.com
there aren't enough negative colorful metaphors for Lid.
and lastly SSC.....nothing to say but http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1800000/images/_1804092_300calment_ap.jpg
I wouldn't hit that...she's about six months too old for me. But SicEm might...
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 03:09 PM
I wouldn't hit that...she's about six months too old for me. But SicEm might...
I'm far more apt to go too young than old.
I wouldn't want to date a girl who was even a month older.
soonerbrat
10/29/2007, 03:09 PM
I wouldn't hit that...she's about six months too old for me. But SicEm might...
Mean :(
SoonerStormchaser
10/29/2007, 03:11 PM
I'm far more apt to go too young than old.
I wouldn't want to date a girl who was even a month older.
Aaah, so it was you I saw on "To Catch A Predator" last week :D ;)
Mongo
10/29/2007, 03:11 PM
I'm far more apt to go too young than old.
"Why dont you have a seat"
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/hansen.jpg
SoonerStormchaser
10/29/2007, 03:12 PM
Great minds think alike!
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 03:13 PM
"Why dont you have a seat"
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/hansen.jpg
Not THAT young!
Scott D
10/29/2007, 03:15 PM
I'm far more apt to go too young than old.
I wouldn't want to date a girl who was even a month older.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Miriam-still.jpg/300px-Miriam-still.jpg
SoonerStormchaser
10/29/2007, 03:15 PM
15 will get you 20!
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 03:17 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Miriam-still.jpg/300px-Miriam-still.jpg
She's not too bad looking, who the hell is she?
Scott D
10/29/2007, 03:18 PM
She's not too bad looking, who the hell is she?
she's Miriam.
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 03:22 PM
she's Miriam.
:confused: I don't think I know who that is.
SoonerStormchaser
10/29/2007, 03:23 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of your league!
C&CDean
10/29/2007, 03:38 PM
:confused: I don't think I know who that is.
Well of course you don't. It's a female. With tits and a vagina.
Widescreen
10/29/2007, 04:03 PM
I'm far more apt to go too young than old.
I wouldn't want to date a girl who was even a month older.
Who said anything about "dating"?
StormySooner-IN
10/29/2007, 04:09 PM
Aaah, so it was you I saw on "To Catch A Predator" last week :D ;)I can confirm this.
I was the decoy. A 15 year old boy.
It was a very scary experience chatting with Sic Em. :eek:
:D
Scott D
10/29/2007, 04:10 PM
Well of course you don't. It's a female. With tits and a vagina.
not exactly Deano. :cool:
KABOOKIE
10/29/2007, 04:17 PM
ooooooh oooooh. almost. there.
SoonerStormchaser
10/29/2007, 04:18 PM
Wow...amazing thread metamorphosis!
StormySooner-IN
10/29/2007, 04:23 PM
Wow...amazing thread metamorphosis!
1. Development
2. Mature Stage
Oh, wait.....Thunderstorm Life cycle.......;)
3. Dissipating Stage:eek: :eek:(Bane?);)
SleestakSooner
10/29/2007, 04:34 PM
1. Development
2. Mature Stage
Oh, wait.....Thunderstorm Life cycle.......;)
3. Dissipating Stage:eek: :eek:(Bane?);)
This thread is useless w/o pictures of mammatus (http://www.reference.com/search?r=13&q=Mammatus) :eek:
NormanPride
10/29/2007, 04:36 PM
I thought this was the banned board? Why the hell is 1TC posting here otherwise?
SleestakSooner
10/29/2007, 04:36 PM
http://www.monkeytime.org/Site%20Images/mammatus.jpg
NormanPride
10/29/2007, 04:41 PM
:hot:
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 04:42 PM
http://www.monkeytime.org/Site%20Images/mammatus.jpg
Whoa
Is that real?
Scott D
10/29/2007, 04:43 PM
about as real as your wo-man.
StormySooner-IN
10/29/2007, 04:50 PM
about as real as your wo-man.
Oooooooooohhhhhhhoooooooohhhhhhhh.
Uh. That backfired. They are real.
And they're spectacular!:D
Scott D
10/29/2007, 05:12 PM
Oooooooooohhhhhhhoooooooohhhhhhhh.
Uh. That backfired. They are real.
And they're spectacular!:D
everything (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_Something_About_Miriam) is real :eek:
OCUDad
10/29/2007, 05:33 PM
This all so confusing... SicEm is baned because he's Miriam?
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 05:36 PM
everything (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_Something_About_Miriam) is real :eek:
Oh dear God....
soonerboy_odanorth
10/29/2007, 06:33 PM
http://www.monkeytime.org/Site%20Images/mammatus.jpg
Mammatus.... pshhh... more like badpapsmeartus....
Scott D
10/29/2007, 06:39 PM
Oh dear God....
certainly you couldn't think I'd recommend a real girl to you....the pace is too fast for you there ;)
KC//CRIMSON
10/29/2007, 06:45 PM
Because we haven't used enough ellipses...........yet?
Scott D
10/29/2007, 06:46 PM
Because we haven't used enough ellipses...........yet?
plenty of time tonight for Russell to post in this thread ;)
Sooner_Havok
10/29/2007, 06:56 PM
plenty of time tonight for Russell to post in this thread ;)
You are so cruel :D
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 06:58 PM
plenty of time tonight for Russell to post in this thread ;)
He's currently taking an unplanned but not surprising leave of absence.
Sooner_Havok
10/29/2007, 07:00 PM
He's currently taking an unplanned but not surprising leave of absence.
So....
I AM BANED RIGHT NOW!!!
SoonerBOI
10/29/2007, 07:22 PM
my "GOLD STAR"!:D
Scott D
10/29/2007, 08:58 PM
He's currently taking an unplanned but not surprising leave of absence.
you are just upset I crushed your dreams of a carnal relationship with a nice young mexican girl.
SoonerStormchaser
10/29/2007, 09:24 PM
Wait wait...who's selling pen1s mightiers?
1stTimeCaller
10/29/2007, 09:58 PM
I thought this was the banned board? Why the hell is 1TC posting here otherwise?
I had a 24 hour time out three or 4 years ago for calling a guy an assclown. That was before everyone knew me and loved me like they do now.
I now do whatever I want.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/01/180px-601_image_21.jpg
Mongo
10/29/2007, 10:02 PM
I had a 24 hour time out three or 4 years ago for calling a guy an assclown. That was before everyone knew me and loved me like they do now.
I now do whatever I want.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/01/180px-601_image_21.jpg
Have you got your wings yet? and I am not talking red wings
KC//CRIMSON
10/29/2007, 10:06 PM
I had a 24 hour time out three or 4 years ago for calling a guy an assclown. That was before everyone knew me and loved me like they do now.
I now do whatever I want.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/01/180px-601_image_21.jpg
I guess getting banned did not cure you...give it up and live your own life...have an original thought of your own for once, stop being such a parasite...:D
1stTimeCaller
10/29/2007, 10:10 PM
I like living Mongo's life. My choices were either his or yours, I chose the bi over the flaming.
;)
1stTimeCaller
10/29/2007, 10:12 PM
not yet on the wings. I need at least 40 hours of flying. I have 2.2.
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 10:20 PM
you are just upset I crushed your dreams of a carnal relationship with a nice young mexican girl.
I like the red heads myself. Give me a short peppermint patty with plenty of freckles any day.
soonerboomer93
10/29/2007, 10:31 PM
I wrote Dean a big fat check when I was at the Mizzou tailgate
i'm bullet proof now
(or maybe not)
soonerboomer93
10/29/2007, 10:34 PM
I like blow up dolls, but even they reject me.
:pop:
Sooner_Havok
10/29/2007, 10:35 PM
I like blow up dolls, but even they reject me.
:eek:
TexasLidig8r
10/29/2007, 11:21 PM
WOW..I'm impaired right now... martinis and women in thigh highs.. I love it!
anyhoo..... I think Beano has nuked-baned me thrice... two one day banings for simple mea culpas on the football board and a 5 day baning which turned into 3 days for starting a doo doo storm (innocently enough) on here!
Grey goose.. so good.....
Women can be sooooooo delicious....
Have I mentioned I'm impaired....?
SicEmBaylor
10/29/2007, 11:27 PM
WOW..I'm impaired right now... martinis and women in thigh highs.. I love it!
anyhoo..... I think Beano has nuked-baned me thrice... two one day banings for simple mea culpas on the football board and a 5 day baning which turned into 3 days for starting a doo doo storm (innocently enough) on here!
Grey goose.. so good.....
Women can be sooooooo delicious....
Have I mentioned I'm impaired....?
Belvedere>Grey Goose
SoonerStormchaser
10/29/2007, 11:34 PM
Have you got your wings yet? and I am not talking red wings
Not til February now...
soonerboomer93
10/29/2007, 11:48 PM
Ah yes, when I want good Vodka I think
mmm, I bet the french make the good ****
**** grey goose
tommieharris91
10/30/2007, 01:48 AM
WOW..I'm impaired right now... martinis and women in thigh highs.. I love it!
anyhoo..... I think Beano has nuked-baned me thrice... two one day banings for simple mea culpas on the football board and a 5 day baning which turned into 3 days for starting a doo doo storm (innocently enough) on here!
Grey goose.. so good.....
Women can be sooooooo delicious....
Have I mentioned I'm impaired....?
Uhh... I'm pretty sure... that Soonerus is a dood...
KABOOKIE
10/30/2007, 06:59 AM
not yet on the wings. I need at least 40 hours of flying. I have 2.2.
Microsoft Flight Simulator time does not count.
sanantoniosooner
10/30/2007, 07:03 AM
I rolled on Dean like a big fat chick when I was at the Mizzou tailgate
i'm bullet proof now
(or maybe not)
Did he wear his chaps?
1stTimeCaller
10/30/2007, 07:35 AM
Microsoft Flight Simulator time does not count.
I'm keeping another logbook that my instructor doesn't know about.
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