Why aren't all of you baned yet?

[Scott D]

just sayin'.......

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm too useful.

[Howzit]

I got pitchers of Dean.

Of course, I drew them...

[Widescreen]

I play nicely with others.

[Scott D]

answers in order of replies.

1. You're useful in the way that feminine products are useful once a month. :)

2. you and your dastardly pitchers.

3. liar, you're a bastard of bastards.

[BudSooner]

Cause I have one of these <----------------------------------------------------------------------->



:D

[royalfan5]

Because Veritas isn't around enough and the board needs a full time Husker fan. Plus, I'm a useful counterweight to Sic'em

[KABOOKIE]

Baned? All of us?

[yermom]

because i'm teh awesome

[jdsooner]

I have a "Get out of jail free card"

[OUDoc]

I provide Dean with clean urine to pass the USPS' drug screen.

And give BSG those pills that keep her from being too aggressive. They don't work very well. :(

[Scott D]

1. Bud, you need more _ _ _ _ _ _

2. rf, I guess I should take it easy on you...you try..bless your soy based heart you try.

3. sure, aren't 99.9% of mods just as dirty and crooked as cops, and minorities, and well anything else you don't necessarily agree with Kabookie

4. Silent Bob, that was a disturbing image you posted not long ago. :eek:

5. Better be sure you didn't get it from Dean, jd..it might be an invitation to carnal prison activities.

6. damned Catholic doctors..always up to no good ;)

[Ike]

So what...I'm the only one here that actually is banned?

[Scott D]

back into the particle accelerator with you Ike.

[r5TPsooner]

Because I like both Taco Bueno and Chipotle.

[Mongo]

I tend to fly under the radar

[TexasLidig8r]

Because I bring a subtle elegance, an elan if you will.. I bring an ease and refinement that is so missing from most people's life.



:D

[SoonerStormchaser]

Cause Bri isn't an Awesoministrator, or else I'd have been permabanned long ago!

[OUDoc]

Because I bring a subtle elegance, an elan if you will.. I bring an ease and refinement that is so missing from most people's life.



:D
And he talks prettier 'n a 20 dollar whore.

[Scott D]

rtp, must be a coincidence

Mongo, you are the Elvira of SF.com

there aren't enough negative colorful metaphors for Lid.

and lastly SSC.....nothing to say but http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1800000/images/_1804092_300calment_ap.jpg

[yermom]

1. Bud, you need more _ _ _ _ _ _

2. rf, I guess I should take it easy on you...you try..bless your soy based heart you try.

3. sure, aren't 99.9% of mods just as dirty and crooked as cops, and minorities, and well anything else you don't necessarily agree with Kabookie

4. Silent Bob, that was a disturbing image you posted not long ago. :eek:

5. Better be sure you didn't get it from Dean, jd..it might be an invitation to carnal prison activities.

6. damned Catholic doctors..always up to no good ;)

you think that's disturbing... check out where it came from ;)

[Scott D]

you think that's disturbing... check out where it came from ;)

probably doleo's bookmarks ;)

[bri]

Because I do not wish it.

Yet.

[KABOOKIE]

Who the hell is Scott D anyway?

[SicEmBaylor]

Because I do not wish it.

Again....

Fixed.

[jdsooner]

I was baned, but they made the mistake of letting me come back.

[StormySooner-IN]

I'm under the legal age, so I have to stick around until I'm 18. ;)

[SleestakSooner]

I was baned once for cursing out an lOsUr Aggot

I have, however, yet to be baned agin!

[Scott D]

bri, clearly the poster after you would orgasm if it happened.

poster after bri, are you still upset about being a contestant on "There's Something About Miriam?"

poster after poster after bri, you probably wish you were a contestant on "There's Something About Miriam"

poster after poster after poster after bri, mjcpr recommends you show the foot of a dromedary.

poster after poster after poster after poster after bri, minors can be baned just as easily..ask nick.

poster after poster after poster after poster after poster after bri, I heard you were recently whispering sweet nothings to a Stillwater aggie, mebbe u should be baned for that.

[SleestakSooner]

poster after poster after poster after poster after poster after bri, I heard you were recently whispering sweet nothings to a Stillwater aggie, mebbe u should be baned for that.

HAY! Bane cupid, it's all his GDMF fault!

[SoonerStormchaser]

rtp, must be a coincidence

Mongo, you are the Elvira of SF.com

there aren't enough negative colorful metaphors for Lid.

and lastly SSC.....nothing to say but http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1800000/images/_1804092_300calment_ap.jpg


I wouldn't hit that...she's about six months too old for me. But SicEm might...

[SicEmBaylor]

I wouldn't hit that...she's about six months too old for me. But SicEm might...
I'm far more apt to go too young than old.
I wouldn't want to date a girl who was even a month older.

[soonerbrat]

I wouldn't hit that...she's about six months too old for me. But SicEm might...


Mean :(

[SoonerStormchaser]

I'm far more apt to go too young than old.
I wouldn't want to date a girl who was even a month older.

Aaah, so it was you I saw on "To Catch A Predator" last week :D ;)

[Mongo]

I'm far more apt to go too young than old.


"Why dont you have a seat"
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/hansen.jpg

[SoonerStormchaser]

Great minds think alike!

[SicEmBaylor]

"Why dont you have a seat"
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/hansen.jpg
Not THAT young!

[Scott D]

I'm far more apt to go too young than old.
I wouldn't want to date a girl who was even a month older.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Miriam-still.jpg/300px-Miriam-still.jpg

[SoonerStormchaser]

15 will get you 20!

[SicEmBaylor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Miriam-still.jpg/300px-Miriam-still.jpg
She's not too bad looking, who the hell is she?

[Scott D]

She's not too bad looking, who the hell is she?

she's Miriam.

[SicEmBaylor]

she's Miriam.
:confused: I don't think I know who that is.

[SoonerStormchaser]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of your league!

[C&CDean]

:confused: I don't think I know who that is.

Well of course you don't. It's a female. With tits and a vagina.

[Widescreen]

I'm far more apt to go too young than old.
I wouldn't want to date a girl who was even a month older.
Who said anything about "dating"?

[StormySooner-IN]

Aaah, so it was you I saw on "To Catch A Predator" last week :D ;)I can confirm this.

I was the decoy. A 15 year old boy.

It was a very scary experience chatting with Sic Em. :eek:

:D

[Scott D]

Well of course you don't. It's a female. With tits and a vagina.

not exactly Deano. :cool:

[KABOOKIE]

ooooooh oooooh. almost. there.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Wow...amazing thread metamorphosis!

[StormySooner-IN]

Wow...amazing thread metamorphosis!
1. Development
2. Mature Stage

Oh, wait.....Thunderstorm Life cycle.......;)



3. Dissipating Stage:eek: :eek:(Bane?);)

[SleestakSooner]

1. Development
2. Mature Stage

Oh, wait.....Thunderstorm Life cycle.......;)



3. Dissipating Stage:eek: :eek:(Bane?);)

This thread is useless w/o pictures of mammatus (http://www.reference.com/search?r=13&q=Mammatus) :eek:

[NormanPride]

I thought this was the banned board? Why the hell is 1TC posting here otherwise?

[SleestakSooner]

http://www.monkeytime.org/Site%20Images/mammatus.jpg

[NormanPride]

:hot:

[SicEmBaylor]

http://www.monkeytime.org/Site%20Images/mammatus.jpg
Whoa
Is that real?

[Scott D]

about as real as your wo-man.

[StormySooner-IN]

about as real as your wo-man.
Oooooooooohhhhhhhoooooooohhhhhhhh.


Uh. That backfired. They are real.


And they're spectacular!:D

[Scott D]

Oooooooooohhhhhhhoooooooohhhhhhhh.


Uh. That backfired. They are real.


And they're spectacular!:D

everything (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_Something_About_Miriam) is real :eek:

[OCUDad]

This all so confusing... SicEm is baned because he's Miriam?

[SicEmBaylor]

everything (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_Something_About_Miriam) is real :eek:
Oh dear God....

[soonerboy_odanorth]

http://www.monkeytime.org/Site%20Images/mammatus.jpg

Mammatus.... pshhh... more like badpapsmeartus....

[Scott D]

Oh dear God....

certainly you couldn't think I'd recommend a real girl to you....the pace is too fast for you there ;)

[KC//CRIMSON]

Because we haven't used enough ellipses...........yet?

[Scott D]

Because we haven't used enough ellipses...........yet?

plenty of time tonight for Russell to post in this thread ;)

[Sooner_Havok]

plenty of time tonight for Russell to post in this thread ;)


You are so cruel :D

[SicEmBaylor]

plenty of time tonight for Russell to post in this thread ;)
He's currently taking an unplanned but not surprising leave of absence.

[Sooner_Havok]

He's currently taking an unplanned but not surprising leave of absence.


So....


I AM BANED RIGHT NOW!!!

[SoonerBOI]

my "GOLD STAR"!:D

[Scott D]

He's currently taking an unplanned but not surprising leave of absence.

you are just upset I crushed your dreams of a carnal relationship with a nice young mexican girl.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Wait wait...who's selling pen1s mightiers?

[1stTimeCaller]

I thought this was the banned board? Why the hell is 1TC posting here otherwise?

I had a 24 hour time out three or 4 years ago for calling a guy an assclown. That was before everyone knew me and loved me like they do now.

I now do whatever I want.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/01/180px-601_image_21.jpg

[Mongo]

I had a 24 hour time out three or 4 years ago for calling a guy an assclown. That was before everyone knew me and loved me like they do now.

I now do whatever I want.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/01/180px-601_image_21.jpg


Have you got your wings yet? and I am not talking red wings

[KC//CRIMSON]

I had a 24 hour time out three or 4 years ago for calling a guy an assclown. That was before everyone knew me and loved me like they do now.

I now do whatever I want.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/01/180px-601_image_21.jpg

I guess getting banned did not cure you...give it up and live your own life...have an original thought of your own for once, stop being such a parasite...:D

[1stTimeCaller]

I like living Mongo's life. My choices were either his or yours, I chose the bi over the flaming.

;)

[1stTimeCaller]

not yet on the wings. I need at least 40 hours of flying. I have 2.2.

[SicEmBaylor]

you are just upset I crushed your dreams of a carnal relationship with a nice young mexican girl.

I like the red heads myself. Give me a short peppermint patty with plenty of freckles any day.

[soonerboomer93]

I wrote Dean a big fat check when I was at the Mizzou tailgate

i'm bullet proof now

(or maybe not)

[soonerboomer93]

I like blow up dolls, but even they reject me.

:pop:

[Sooner_Havok]

I like blow up dolls, but even they reject me.


:eek:

[TexasLidig8r]

WOW..I'm impaired right now... martinis and women in thigh highs.. I love it!

anyhoo..... I think Beano has nuked-baned me thrice... two one day banings for simple mea culpas on the football board and a 5 day baning which turned into 3 days for starting a doo doo storm (innocently enough) on here!

Grey goose.. so good.....

Women can be sooooooo delicious....

Have I mentioned I'm impaired....?

[SicEmBaylor]

WOW..I'm impaired right now... martinis and women in thigh highs.. I love it!

anyhoo..... I think Beano has nuked-baned me thrice... two one day banings for simple mea culpas on the football board and a 5 day baning which turned into 3 days for starting a doo doo storm (innocently enough) on here!

Grey goose.. so good.....

Women can be sooooooo delicious....

Have I mentioned I'm impaired....?

Belvedere>Grey Goose

[SoonerStormchaser]

Have you got your wings yet? and I am not talking red wings


Not til February now...

[soonerboomer93]

Ah yes, when I want good Vodka I think

mmm, I bet the french make the good ****


**** grey goose

[tommieharris91]

WOW..I'm impaired right now... martinis and women in thigh highs.. I love it!

anyhoo..... I think Beano has nuked-baned me thrice... two one day banings for simple mea culpas on the football board and a 5 day baning which turned into 3 days for starting a doo doo storm (innocently enough) on here!

Grey goose.. so good.....

Women can be sooooooo delicious....

Have I mentioned I'm impaired....?

Uhh... I'm pretty sure... that Soonerus is a dood...

[KABOOKIE]

not yet on the wings. I need at least 40 hours of flying. I have 2.2.


Microsoft Flight Simulator time does not count.

[sanantoniosooner]

I rolled on Dean like a big fat chick when I was at the Mizzou tailgate

i'm bullet proof now

(or maybe not)
Did he wear his chaps?

[1stTimeCaller]

Microsoft Flight Simulator time does not count.
I'm keeping another logbook that my instructor doesn't know about.