View Full Version : Dennis Franchione...
handcrafted
10/27/2007, 01:46 PM
...owes me $1200.
Ground_Attack
10/27/2007, 01:52 PM
was actually eaten by Japorki Lane and replaced by a robot programmed by Alabama IT students.
Flagstaffsooner
10/27/2007, 01:55 PM
...has weekly cookie shoots with the corps.
OUinFLA
10/27/2007, 01:56 PM
has nothing to grab
85sooners
10/27/2007, 01:57 PM
is a queer
goingoneight
10/27/2007, 02:00 PM
... likes his team to be referred to as "the FRANchise."
... frequently uses the term "FRANtastic."
badger
10/27/2007, 02:27 PM
...@$$HOLE! D000CHEBAG! COMPLETE F**KING MORAN!
oh, sorry. that's a natural reaction I have everytime anyone, including myself, types the words "Dennis Franchione."
...@$$HOLE! D000CHEBAG! COMPLETE F**KING MORAN!
;)
soonergirlNeugene
10/27/2007, 03:03 PM
..has pre-recorded next week's post-game apology.
tommieharris91
10/27/2007, 03:07 PM
...got beat 77-0 4 years ago and still has a head coaching job.
85sooners
10/27/2007, 03:36 PM
...got beat 77-0 4 years ago and still has a head coaching job.:eek:
Frozen Sooner
10/27/2007, 05:04 PM
...ate the list.
King Crimson
10/27/2007, 05:43 PM
can remember every time he's had sex with a woman.
Choctaw
10/27/2007, 06:26 PM
...licks urinals at the Dixie Chicken.
AzianSooner
10/27/2007, 06:48 PM
has his wife to read nightly story for him.
MNsooner
10/27/2007, 06:49 PM
...is still a coach? Really?
royalfan5
10/27/2007, 06:49 PM
....going to get an apartment with Bill Callahan after the season.
BillyBall
10/27/2007, 07:08 PM
...can be bought out with a happy meal at this point.
OU_Sooners75
10/27/2007, 07:11 PM
...is the best thing to happen to A&M since Bear Bryant left.
Ground_Attack
10/27/2007, 07:35 PM
can remember every time he's had sex with a woman.
but lost track of the long list of men
HTown77095
10/27/2007, 09:21 PM
...bathes with a rubber ducky
Mixer!
10/27/2007, 09:27 PM
likes to start threads...
goingoneight
10/27/2007, 09:59 PM
... just got Manginowned.
HTown77095
10/27/2007, 10:39 PM
...is obviously trying very hard to get fired...
goingoneight
10/27/2007, 11:21 PM
... likes to settle for field goals when inside the five.
SoonerEmpire
10/28/2007, 01:28 AM
... still owes Alabama $1200 dollars
Octavian
10/28/2007, 01:34 AM
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9870/sign31hl6zs4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Curly Bill
10/28/2007, 01:37 AM
...will be easier to beat then BYE was.
KantoSooner
10/28/2007, 01:40 AM
Was the subject of a drunken rant that I can in no way write here when I called an aggoid colleague a while ago.
Well, it went something like:
"what a sack of *&^%, the guy has no (*&&^. We (*&^ as a team. We will never win another game until Fran is not just fired but ()*) (*&^%$ by a roaming band of gypsies.
Or something like that.
Curly Bill
10/28/2007, 01:46 AM
...used his newsletter money to sponsor terrorism.
SoonerEmpire
10/28/2007, 01:54 AM
... used his newsletter money to split the down payment on a new house with Bill Callafran ;)
fadada1
10/28/2007, 05:45 AM
... thinks that maybe, just maybe, he should have stayed at tcu.
insuranceman_22
10/28/2007, 09:03 AM
... just got Manginowned.
Nice
MamaMia
10/28/2007, 09:23 AM
Has his mothers lips.
badger
10/28/2007, 11:03 AM
...likes field goals.
topper68
10/28/2007, 11:08 AM
In yesterday's game one of the refs was holding his arms out to signal a call and one of A&M's louts walked right into the refs' arm and pushed it out of the way. If I was that coach I would put that little son out running and if I caught him standing still he would be on his way home. I know in the heat of the game some players will pull stuff. This was just a bit of insolence that could have cost the team a lot.
josh09
10/28/2007, 12:54 PM
....cant wait to try and beat texas again, which will surely turn him into a legend at A&M for doing it twice in a row instead of getting fired.
Buckwheat
10/28/2007, 01:21 PM
is a mangina.
Sirus
10/28/2007, 01:33 PM
was actually eaten by Japorki Lane and replaced by a robot programmed by Alabama IT students.
Alabama has IT students?
TheHumanAlphabet
10/28/2007, 01:33 PM
Has Mike ******'s cell number on speed dial and has it ready for this weekend...
TheHumanAlphabet
10/28/2007, 01:34 PM
... thinks that maybe, just maybe, he should have stayed at tcu.
Or better yet Pittsburg State, the only place he has three winning seasons in a row...
Curly Bill
10/28/2007, 08:39 PM
...is wondering if he can get the SMU job.
SoonerBOI
10/28/2007, 08:47 PM
...you're the weakest link, GOODBYE!
tommie15
10/28/2007, 10:03 PM
...doesn't know how to send a text message.
goingoneight
10/28/2007, 10:07 PM
... seriously compares JaPorky Lane to LaDanian Tomlinson regularly, along with several little hints that he once recruited and coached LT, too.
illinisooner
10/28/2007, 10:11 PM
...makes Bob Stoops' job very easy on Saturday.
Charla
10/28/2007, 10:11 PM
Was last seen going into airport restroom stall hpoing Gumby would come into stall next to him.
kevpks
10/28/2007, 11:54 PM
...is glad he won't have to make the trip to Shreveport for the team's bowl game.
rfhlandstealer
10/29/2007, 12:00 AM
sleeps with a blow up sheep.. The End.
Earickson
10/29/2007, 07:38 AM
had a tough time in the 70's because he can't grow a decent mustache.
CincySooner
10/29/2007, 07:53 AM
... asks for a running clock in the 3rd quarter.
Rock Hard Corn Frog
10/29/2007, 08:36 AM
had sex with the Dewey Decimal System.
cjames317
10/29/2007, 11:14 AM
... copyrighted the term, "CAN FRAN."
OUmillenium
10/29/2007, 11:24 AM
...licks Chickens at the Dixie urinal.
fixed
redblood
10/29/2007, 11:37 AM
fixed
urinals chickens at the dixie lick
re fixed
nBoSTP
10/29/2007, 01:01 PM
Thought A+M was a better job than Alabama.
BFish_Ag_06
10/29/2007, 01:21 PM
Unfortunately, I have to agree with everything written in this thread. Well, almost everything...
r5TPsooner
10/29/2007, 01:59 PM
Still has a time share in Alabama with Nick Saban.
cheezyq
10/29/2007, 03:48 PM
...has big chunks of corn in his CRRRRAAAP
illinisooner
10/29/2007, 04:01 PM
...got kicked out of the Cash Cab after only 3 questions.
KRYPTON
10/29/2007, 04:14 PM
... thinks stampeding cattle through the Vatican is kinky.
...'s mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
... uses his tongue prettier than a $20... well, you know the rest.
EXCELSIOR!!!!!
Scott D
10/29/2007, 04:14 PM
requested that the football be replaced when his team is on offense to create the following scene.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r163/sargmon/jlane.jpg
Outopia
10/29/2007, 06:04 PM
......dreams of being on "Dancing with the Stars"..... and winning
No really.
StoopTroup
10/29/2007, 11:52 PM
....wishes he could be the New Col. Sanders for KFC.
KantoSooner
10/30/2007, 12:46 AM
Will have a 'for sale' sign in his front yard Monday morning.
SoonerKnight
10/30/2007, 12:46 AM
Hopes to get the Notre Dame job...............
WA. Sooner
10/30/2007, 05:30 AM
Thought A&M stood for All Midgets
pott_2
10/30/2007, 06:31 AM
...likes to tuck IT and wear lipstick while dancing around saying " would you Franchione me.. I would Franchione me.
HTown77095
10/30/2007, 08:43 AM
....fits right in at A&M:
http://i6.tinypic.com/4r78w3n.jpg
Dr. Jelly Finger
10/30/2007, 09:05 AM
Knows that next year's biggest question mark will be:
"paper or plastic?" :texan:
OUsooner1
10/30/2007, 09:27 AM
Don't know how many people have seen this yet, but here's a funny little video of an aggie making fun of their current situation with coach fran. Good stuff...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfbl9fbNqNQ&eurl=http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/
HTown77095
10/30/2007, 09:32 AM
Knows that next year's biggest question mark will be:
"paper or plastic?" :texan:
http://i8.tinypic.com/4qr1paa.jpg
cjames317
10/30/2007, 10:03 AM
... said that Martellus Bennett is gonna go all Jermichael Finley on OUr azzes.
...laughs at any mojo thread that drops to page two.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
BoomerGirl34
10/30/2007, 11:13 PM
....has fallen into a well. And Reville is going to get help!
tommieharris91
10/31/2007, 12:03 AM
...is a good friend of Soonerus... ... ... ... ... ...
SoonerKnight
10/31/2007, 02:39 AM
...is a good friend of Soonerus... ... ... ... ... ...
Dang that's just wrong........ I mean does Fran even have friends.....
Crucifax Autumn
10/31/2007, 02:46 AM
...Wears a dress around the house
Crucifax Autumn
10/31/2007, 02:47 AM
...blows Japorkie nightly.
cjames317
10/31/2007, 10:30 AM
... gives out crappy candy on Halloween.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/31/2007, 02:59 PM
doesnt tell as many OU jokes now as he did in the pre season
Landthief 1972
10/31/2007, 03:16 PM
Would sell his wife into prostitution if he thought there was profit in it.
stoops the eternal pimp
10/31/2007, 03:23 PM
just wants to beat Texas
humblesooner
10/31/2007, 03:30 PM
doesnt tell as many OU jokes now as he did in the pre season
Winner, winner, Chicken dinner.
goingoneight
10/31/2007, 07:54 PM
[Bobby Reid] WHERE!?!?!?!111 [/BOBBY REID]
CincySooner
10/31/2007, 10:11 PM
... thinks Javorskie Lane is big-boned.
badger
10/31/2007, 10:13 PM
...understands when Mike Gundy says "you'll understand when someone calls your kid fat!" because he has many on scholarship right now :D
goingoneight
10/31/2007, 10:31 PM
... likes to "bedowngrade" people.
badger
10/31/2007, 10:38 PM
... likes to "bedowngrade" people.
:D
...will someday beat Mark Mangino in an eating contest.
sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 10:40 PM
Lets the sheep be the big spoon.
badger
10/31/2007, 10:42 PM
^^^greatness!^^^
wait... I got another...
...b*tches and moans when you don't like his discussion topic... likely of sheep humping and army squeezing :D
sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 10:43 PM
Watches the scoreboard with the dead collies........even when there is no game being played.
badger
10/31/2007, 10:46 PM
dead collies, eh? well, they were buried so their eyes were facing the stadium... ewww...
Here's a good one...
...embarrasses all aggies, even the humping corps.
sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 10:47 PM
Not only sold a newsletter for $1200, but once he sold a day old newspaper for $63.51.
sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 10:49 PM
Let's the 12th man grab his package.
badger
10/31/2007, 10:51 PM
Let's the 12th man grab his package.
...while his wife yells AAAAAAAAAAA!
sanantoniosooner
10/31/2007, 10:52 PM
Calls the options on the field........and tries the option in the locker room.
Octavian
10/31/2007, 11:10 PM
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6937/freveillexl8wt9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
From one of the funniest college football threads of all-time: "Fran Needs a Stache" (http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=715851&page=1&forum_id=5)
Crucifax Autumn
11/1/2007, 01:43 AM
Sucks Cartman's balls!
SoonerKnight
11/1/2007, 01:47 AM
Wets himself when he thinks about the 77-0 beat down and wishes he could actually coach and hopes noone figures out his secret.............
Crucifax Autumn
11/1/2007, 02:04 AM
Wets himself when he thinks about the 77-0 beat down and wishes he could actually coach and hopes noone figures out his secret.............
...and wets himself when he isn't thinking about it as well!
NYC Poke
11/1/2007, 02:09 AM
Should've been the latest coaching casualty to us.
Crucifax Autumn
11/1/2007, 02:35 AM
...will be the next coaching casualty to us.
Crucifax Autumn
11/1/2007, 02:36 AM
...******s regularly.
...thinks Carrot Top is the most underrated comedian of his generation.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/1/2007, 02:31 PM
slowed his offense down this year so Stephen McGhee wouldnt have to signal first down
goingoneight
11/1/2007, 07:47 PM
... runs a dinosaur offense and thinks passing is overrated.
limey_sooner
11/2/2007, 04:46 AM
Spends way to much time telling the Cadets how much he loves a man in uniform.
cjames317
11/2/2007, 01:23 PM
... will be looking for Craig Loston when it's time to "squeeze em."
jdsooner
11/2/2007, 03:15 PM
won't be laughing Saturday night
jdsooner
11/2/2007, 03:16 PM
plans to accept a job as spokesperson for Big Red Imports after getting fired at A&M
Crucifax Autumn
11/3/2007, 01:21 AM
...Rubs penut butter on his genitals while softly calling, "revelie...here boy"
pott_2
11/3/2007, 08:30 AM
.. has been looking for the loophole in the don't ask, don't tell policy.
handcrafted
11/3/2007, 03:54 PM
...is about to get some prison love.
SoonerTroll
11/3/2007, 03:56 PM
is going to suffer a new worse lost ever
handcrafted
11/3/2007, 04:30 PM
...will be hearing Boomer Sooner in his nightmares the rest of his miserable life.
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2007, 05:20 PM
...can only be heard by dogs when he talks after inhaling helium.
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2007, 05:21 PM
...is going to be Franchiomeless after this season.
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2007, 05:22 PM
..once paid $1200 for a newsletter and couldn't get anyone else to fall for that until he got to College Station.
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2007, 05:24 PM
...got "dutch ovened" by a sheep once.
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2007, 05:25 PM
...is strangely aroused by the horsepigs.
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2007, 05:26 PM
...is secretly responsible for giving Mack "the clap".
handcrafted
11/3/2007, 06:16 PM
...teabags Reveille.
sanantoniosooner
11/3/2007, 06:42 PM
...has become so addicted to the "nut grab" that he has been banned from local grocery stores for lewd behaviour.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/3/2007, 11:26 PM
Thinks his defensive coordinator is a lesbo - according to Mrs. THA....
WakeflyingSooner
11/3/2007, 11:31 PM
Has a man crush on Javorki Lane.
Ground_Attack
11/3/2007, 11:34 PM
...is looking for a new job
Piware
11/4/2007, 12:05 AM
Will be selling his aggy duds on ebay.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/4/2007, 01:26 AM
should never leave ATM
stoops the eternal pimp
11/4/2007, 01:27 AM
should keep playing a DT at RB
Ardmore_Sooner
11/4/2007, 01:28 AM
...is a man! He's 56!
stoops the eternal pimp
11/4/2007, 01:31 AM
doesnt seem to be bothered with getting his butt kicked
birddog
11/4/2007, 01:40 AM
is so secretive he hides his playbook in his anus.
blackbeauty02
11/4/2007, 01:57 AM
...tivo's walker texas ranger and MacGuyver
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