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sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 08:16 AM
Track your package
Date Time Location Event Details
October 26, 2007 06:06:00 AM LEON VALLEY TX US Out for delivery
October 26, 2007 05:14:00 AM LEON VALLEY TX US Arrival Scan
October 26, 2007 04:44:00 AM SAN ANTONIO TX US Departure Scan
October 26, 2007 04:08:00 AM SAN ANTONIO TX US Arrival Scan
October 25, 2007 10:32:00 PM DALLAS TX US Departure Scan
October 25, 2007 07:25:47 PM US Carrier notified to pick up package
October 25, 2007 07:16:00 PM DALLAS TX US Shipment picked up from seller's facility
Mjcpr
10/26/2007, 08:18 AM
Could you tell us a little more about your package?
OKLA21FAN
10/26/2007, 08:19 AM
mail order bride?
Mongo
10/26/2007, 08:19 AM
Could you tell us a little more about your package?

That quote and your avatar go hand in hand.

you muscley armed paper boy, mmmmmm
Hamhock
10/26/2007, 08:20 AM
jelly of the month?
Howzit
10/26/2007, 08:23 AM
Could you tell us a little more about your package?

In a PM.

To Pat.
OUDoc
10/26/2007, 08:23 AM
No local Astro-Glide retailer, huh?
Mongo
10/26/2007, 08:25 AM
is the "How to explain what masturbation is to your son when he asks what it means and not feel weird about it" book?
sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 08:26 AM
I should have held out longer.;)
OUDoc
10/26/2007, 08:27 AM
Looks like that would hurt.
OU4LIFE
10/26/2007, 08:35 AM
only if used improperly.
Mjcpr
10/26/2007, 08:41 AM
That quote and your avatar go hand in hand.

you muscley armed paper boy, mmmmmm

Could you tell usssss a little more about your package?

Get your fat asssss back here.
OKLA21FAN
10/26/2007, 08:43 AM
I should have held out longer.;)
thats what she said
Widescreen
10/26/2007, 10:09 AM
Something from buy.com?
crawfish
10/26/2007, 10:39 AM
My guess: inflatable girl.
r5TPsooner
10/26/2007, 11:13 AM
Omaha Steaks?
JohnnyMack
10/26/2007, 11:26 AM
Limited edition DVD of 2 girls 1 cup?
rufnek05
10/26/2007, 11:28 AM
watch your blood pressure, sas.
olevetonahill
10/26/2007, 11:43 AM
You ordered you some of those battery operated panties , didnt you ?
Turd_Ferguson
10/26/2007, 11:48 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Square_edge_razor.JPG/280px-Square_edge_razor.JPG:confused:
handcrafted
10/26/2007, 03:23 PM
Is Mrs. SAS messin' wit' yer package agin? :D
sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 03:44 PM
hahahahaha......

it has arrived.
OUDoc
10/26/2007, 03:53 PM
One book, Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me, This Sorta Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by sanantoniosooner.
Widescreen
10/26/2007, 04:00 PM
http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_images/079/204553079.jpg
Good luck on "awakening your inner goddess".
sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 04:01 PM
and I bought an accessory to go with it.
sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 04:02 PM
Proof that I got it. You can't call me a liar.

Track your package
Date Time Location Event Details
October 26, 2007 03:38:00 PM SAN ANTONIO TX US Delivered
October 26, 2007 06:06:00 AM LEON VALLEY TX US Out for delivery
October 26, 2007 05:14:00 AM LEON VALLEY TX US Arrival Scan
October 26, 2007 04:44:00 AM SAN ANTONIO TX US Departure Scan
October 26, 2007 04:08:00 AM SAN ANTONIO TX US Arrival Scan
October 25, 2007 10:32:00 PM DALLAS TX US Departure Scan
October 25, 2007 07:25:47 PM US Carrier notified to pick up package
October 25, 2007 07:16:00 PM DALLAS TX US Shipment picked up from seller's facility
Mongo
10/26/2007, 04:08 PM
did you finally get your child that expensive musical instrument he deserves?
OUDoc
10/26/2007, 04:10 PM
and I bought an accessory to go with it.
http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom-s.jpg
Czar Soonerov
10/26/2007, 04:12 PM
Proof that I got it. You can't call me a liar.

Track your package
Date Time Location Event Details
October 26, 2007 03:39:00 PM SAN ANTONIO TX US Unsub arrested for possession, transport, and intent to distribute donkey porn
October 26, 2007 03:38:00 PM SAN ANTONIO TX US Delivered
October 26, 2007 06:06:00 AM LEON VALLEY TX US Out for delivery
October 26, 2007 05:14:00 AM LEON VALLEY TX US Arrival Scan
October 26, 2007 04:44:00 AM SAN ANTONIO TX US Departure Scan
October 26, 2007 04:08:00 AM SAN ANTONIO TX US Arrival Scan
October 25, 2007 10:32:00 PM DALLAS TX US Departure Scan
October 25, 2007 07:25:47 PM US Carrier notified to pick up package
October 25, 2007 07:16:00 PM DALLAS TX US Shipment picked up from seller's facility

fixed
olevetonahill
10/26/2007, 04:26 PM
You gots a charger for the batteries didnt ya ?
soonerhubs
10/26/2007, 04:31 PM
fixed
LMAO! I about fell out of my chair.:D
sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 04:38 PM
This POWERHUMPGRIP is comfortable.
sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 05:38 PM
delivered today
http://www.anglerscenter.com/Merchandise/Reels/RECORD.jpg
accessory purchased today
http://www.tackletour.com/images/picbpxpstravelrod1.jpg
phead903
10/26/2007, 06:01 PM
You should have bought a purple rod....
sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 06:05 PM
I couldn't handle the teasing.
sanantoniosooner
11/10/2007, 07:49 PM
Part 2..........it's almost here.........:D

Date/Time

Activity

Location

Details

Nov 10, 2007 7:45 AM

At local FedEx facility

SAN ANTONIO, TX



5:47 AM

At dest sort facility

SAN ANTONIO, TX



Nov 9, 2007 8:04 PM

Departed FedEx location

FORT WORTH, TX



12:07 PM

Arrived at FedEx location

FORT WORTH, TX



7:08 AM

Departed FedEx location

OAKLAND, CA



2:16 AM

Arrived at FedEx location

OAKLAND, CA



Nov 8, 2007 8:28 PM

Left origin

PLEASANTON, CA



6:39 PM

Package data transmitted to FedEx





4:43 PM

Picked up

PLEASANTON, CA
ultimatesooner1
11/10/2007, 09:38 PM
this is how I prefer to fish

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/322430/2/istockphoto_322430_dynamite.jpg