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Jacie
10/26/2007, 05:42 AM
. . . Lou Holtz chooses your team for his weekly pep talk.
MarylandSooner
10/26/2007, 08:14 AM
Yea, I cannot believe he wasted his breath on the "Nebish Slasher"
OUmillenium
10/26/2007, 08:58 AM
. . . Lou Holtz chooses your team for his weekly saliva shower.


fixed
BoomerJack
10/26/2007, 09:23 AM
.. the team's equipment manager tells him to go bringing the blocking dummies in from the practice field because it's starting to rain.
Jason White's Third Knee
10/26/2007, 09:28 AM
Hey, Lou Holtz sounds like a cross between two of my favorite people; Josh Heupel and Eek the Cat.
TexasBoomer
10/26/2007, 11:43 AM
When leading by 10 points with 4 minutes to play!!!
badger
10/26/2007, 12:00 PM
It must have sucked to be a football player at South Carolina during his tenure there. You wouldn'th be able to underthand wat he wath thaying.

To be honest, though, I would mith Lou Holth if they took him off his duties now. The segment is alwayth memorable and to date, he hathent done the Thoonerth, tho I am happy :D
Civicus_Sooner
10/26/2007, 12:19 PM
Hasn't almost every school that "Uncle Lou" coached gone on NCAA probation shortly after he leaves?
The Maestro
10/26/2007, 02:13 PM
Lou >>>>> Trev
Outopia
10/26/2007, 02:20 PM
.......your teams message board members are arguing with themselves over who the "new" coach is going to be.
TUSooner
10/26/2007, 08:57 PM
.......your teams message board members are arguing with themselves over who the "new" coach is going to be.
:D
Soonerfan88
10/26/2007, 10:29 PM
Nebbish is particularly doomed as he has now given them 2!! pep talks. They may not win another game until 2009.....not that I have a problem with that.
Charla
10/28/2007, 01:52 PM
you look in the paper and discover that you peed on the bar last night
101sooner
10/28/2007, 02:01 PM
your dead last in NCAA rushing defense:

NCAA RUSHING DEFENSE (http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank.jsp?year=2007&div=4&rpt=IA_teamrushdef&site=org)


and your AD references the "new coaching staff" when assessing the program. Scroll to the 6:25 mark in the "Osborne Assesses Job, Program" interview:

http://www.ketv.com/video/14440193/index.html