View Full Version : Flirty Waitresses=The Win
SicEmBaylor
10/25/2007, 04:42 PM
So, my roommate, his cousin, and I hit up this local place called George's (some of you may be familiar with it).
Anywhoo, had this flirty waitress from Tulsa. She was a Holland Hall graduate. She "accidently" brought me a 3rd "Big-O" even though I was ready to quit at #2. Nice gal, she got a big tip.
She'd get along well around here though with a very quick wit. My roommate's cousin saw one of those placards for a new Smirnoff Ice Green Tea and he was wondering what it was like. So, he ordered it and and was obviously embarrassed and she said, "Should I bring 2 extra straws so you boys can share it?"
Harry Beanbag
10/25/2007, 04:44 PM
2 boys, 1 bottle
Heh, this joke has endless possibilities.
SicEmBaylor
10/25/2007, 04:45 PM
2 boys, 1 bottle
Heh, this joke has endless possibilities.
3 boys...
Mjcpr
10/25/2007, 04:46 PM
Did you happen to fly there in a Cessna? If so, I think we know where this is going.
Harry Beanbag
10/25/2007, 04:46 PM
Not to Houston
Harry Beanbag
10/25/2007, 04:47 PM
3 boys...
Don't go on.
1stTimeCaller
10/25/2007, 04:48 PM
wait a minute
StormySooner-IN
10/25/2007, 04:52 PM
"Should I bring 2 extra straws so you boys can share it?"And....
Did you end up sharing it? :confused:
Wait...don't tell us anymore.......ehh....
:D
SoonerStormchaser
10/25/2007, 04:54 PM
Oh man...this is gonna be a great thread. Pass the popcorn!
StormySooner-IN
10/25/2007, 04:55 PM
Oh man...this is gonna be a great thread. Pass the popcorn!
:pop:--------------------> SoonerStormChaser.
Her rent's probably due on the first. She's just workin' it for a bigger tip.
JohnnyMack
10/25/2007, 04:57 PM
Bitches man.
SicEmBaylor
10/25/2007, 04:58 PM
Her rent's probably due on the first. She's just workin' it for a bigger tip.
She went to Holland Hall and goes to Baylor...surely she's not that hard up for tips!
But yeah, she definitely was. It definitely worked though.
She went to Holland Hall and goes to Baylor...surely she's not that hard up for tips!
But yeah, she definitely was. It definitely worked though.
Well maybe she's working to pay off her Louis Vuitton/Tiffany/Manolo Blahnik/La Perla bills.
Widescreen
10/25/2007, 05:13 PM
Big O, huh?
http://imageserver4.textamerica.com/user.images.x/29/IMG_358729/T40405101923360.jpg
The Maestro
10/25/2007, 05:14 PM
"George's Bar" by Pat F'ing Green...great song! Drink Big O's until they close down the place!
SicEmBaylor
10/25/2007, 05:15 PM
On the check I wrote, "Okie pride!" and started to write my number but I thought that might be kind of lame.
colleyvillesooner
10/25/2007, 05:25 PM
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4226/failpx2.jpg
rufnek05
10/25/2007, 05:27 PM
you are hopeless SicEm
Hamhock
10/25/2007, 05:51 PM
So, my roommate, his cousin, and I hit up this local place called George's (some of you may be familiar with it).
Anywhoo, had this flirty waitress from Tulsa. She was a Holland Hall graduate. She "accidently" brought me a 3rd "Big-O" even though I was ready to quit at #2. Nice gal, she got a big tip.
She'd get along well around here though with a very quick wit. My roommate's cousin saw one of those placards for a new Smirnoff Ice Green Tea and he was wondering what it was like. So, he ordered it and and was obviously embarrassed and she said, "Should I bring 2 extra straws so you boys can share it?"
i think the male ones are called waiters.
Sooner_Bob
10/25/2007, 06:07 PM
This thread can be summed up right quick . . . :D
"I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy ... I'd rather kiss."
Paris Hilton
OKC-SLC
10/25/2007, 06:08 PM
Unbelievable.
No. Actually it's completely believable.
tommieharris91
10/25/2007, 07:11 PM
SicEm not even realizing sh...he had a chance.
:pop:
soonerboomer93
10/25/2007, 08:24 PM
failure to get flirty waitress's number = the lose
Hell sicem, i got more action in 10 days in the states then you have in 10 years.
Boomer_Sooner_sax
10/26/2007, 08:09 AM
This wasn't the same girl that came and knocked on your door a couple of years ago, was it?
Boomer.....
10/26/2007, 08:40 AM
So, your saying that you got her number right?
sooner_born_1960
10/26/2007, 08:55 AM
On the check I wrote, "Okie pride!" and started to write my number but I thought that might be kind of lame.
Lame? Maybe. But what did you have to lose?
olevetonahill
10/26/2007, 11:35 AM
Lame? Maybe. But what did you have to lose?
His dignity of course !
Civicus_Sooner
10/26/2007, 11:40 AM
His dignity of course !
Dignity? She's a frickin waitress!!!
:D
Frozen Sooner
10/26/2007, 11:43 AM
Yeah, here's a hint:
People who work for tips aren't being nice to you because they like you.
Civicus_Sooner
10/26/2007, 11:48 AM
Yeah, here's a hint:
People who work for tips aren't being nice to you because they like you.So true. Which is why he should have asked her if she wanted to meet at Chachki's later. If no, then whatever, if yes, isson!;)
IB4OU2
10/26/2007, 11:48 AM
Yeah, here's a hint:
People who work for tips aren't being nice to you because they like you.
Lap dances don't just fall off trees you know.
Frozen Sooner
10/26/2007, 11:51 AM
It always amuses me to see someone try to have a conversation with a stripper before or after getting a lap dance.
Dude. You're renting her to grind on you for a while. She's going to grind on you for exactly how long you pay her for. Chatting her up isn't going to change that, nor is it going to make her realize that YOU'RE the guy who can fill up the emptiness in her life.
sooner_born_1960
10/26/2007, 11:53 AM
His dignity of course !
Are we still talking about Sicem?
olevetonahill
10/26/2007, 12:07 PM
Are we still talking about Sicem?
Sheesh i didnt put the :rolleyes: thingie in :rolleyes:
SicEmBaylor
10/26/2007, 12:09 PM
SicEmEx stripped me of my last shred of dignity years ago. I don't have any left to lose.
Anyway, my roommate gives me a hard time for referring to carbonated beverages as "pop." I never thought much of it but he calls me a yankee for saying it that way. I told him it was a NE OK thing, so this waitress comes over and I ask her what she calls a carbonated beverage. She answered "pop" without blinking. :D
sooner_born_1960
10/26/2007, 12:21 PM
She answered "pop" without blinking. :D
That is secret waitress talk for "Take me home with you." You blew it, dude.
StoopTroup
10/26/2007, 01:23 PM
On the check I wrote, "Okie pride!" and started to write my number but I thought that might be kind of lame.
It's always less lame to keep going there everyday and flirting with her until you make a real a$$ out of yourself.
Never jump on an opportunity like that when it comes your way...
Girls like it when you stalk them.
:pop:
Civicus_Sooner
10/26/2007, 01:51 PM
It's always less lame to keep going there everyday and flirting with her until you make a real a$$ out of yourself.
Never jump on an opportunity like that when it comes your way...
Girls like it when you stalk them.
:pop:Not according to my VPO warning. :D
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