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soonerboomer93
10/24/2007, 11:25 PM
It's bye week. That means it's a chance to practice and improve for the team. As a fan, you too can improve as a n00b and become a better poster, and maybe in a decent contributor to this board. In as much, you must first practice some of the following common knowledge:

There still 4 games (and a possible big 12 championship game) on the schedule before final BCS poll comes out. Relax just enjoy the damn season.

There is no ref consiracy.
There is no media conspiracy.
There is no NCAA conspiracy.
Put away your ****in tin foil hats.
Pick up some reading comprehension.
If we're playing like ****, don't ****ing meltdown.
If we're playing well, don't make an *** of you're self.
Use the search feature.
Don't cry about getting negged, you probably deserved it (and if you cry, we're going to neg you even harder for being a bitch).
Don't cry about unsigned negs, if you care so much become a sponser (and if you cry, we're going to neg you even harder for being a bitch).
The only way to really know who spek came from is by being a sponser.
Don't cry that you can't start a new thread, you didn't have anything new, exciting or intelligent to say anyways.
There are horn posters and even the occasional aggie, get used to it.
Spelling smack is weak sauce (unless it involves the name of a coach or player, if you can't spell Stoops, you're a ****tard).
Don't call out a mod/admin.
Don't bitch if your thread got locked or deleted.
If you want to cry about stuff...
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5849/emohu6.jpg

Don't be a troll...
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1917/manginoxc5.jpg

Read the damn sticky's, especially the GHP one.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7321/knightpj2.jpg

Don't like our humor, we don't give a ****.
If you have to ask, you are, and just because you think you aren't, doesn't mean jack.

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9498/noobzbq9.jpg

kplzthx

The proceeding message was brought to you by the eye tee, with farks provided by badger. It may also be locked or deleted when ever the **** the mods pleeeeze, just like any other post on this board.

sooner59
10/25/2007, 12:16 AM
You have to give a break to some new guys who aren't irrational or moody as a 14 year old girl. There are some of us out here, haha. Although most give us a bad rap.

soonerboomer93
10/25/2007, 12:24 AM
if you aren't irrational or moody then you don't have to worry because you might only be a newb and not a n00b (there is a difference).

n00bs tend to be irrational and moody and trollish, and there post count has nothing to do with it.

OK2LA
10/25/2007, 12:26 AM
Spelling smack is weak sauce.


If you can't spell - you can't sell.

I just made that up.

That

Just

Happened

Tiger6
10/25/2007, 12:27 AM
Was there a reason for this thread? Or did you purposely want to make an arrogant *** of yourself? Whether 1 post, or 7,148....we are all fans....and because you have time to sit around at the computer to jack up a post count, it doesn't make you more of a fan.

- your favorite 'noob'....

Soonerus
10/25/2007, 12:36 AM
Was there a reason for this thread? Or did you purposely want to make an arrogant *** of yourself? Whether 1 post, or 7,148....we are all fans....and because you have time to sit around at the computer to jack up a post count, it doesn't make you more of a fan.

- your favorite 'noob'....

YEAH !!!!!!!!!!

OK2LA
10/25/2007, 12:37 AM
Was there a reason for this thread? Or did you purposely want to make an arrogant *** of yourself? Whether 1 post, or 7,148....we are all fans....and because you have time to sit around at the computer to jack up a post count, it doesn't make you more of a fan.

- your favorite 'noob'....

WOW!

You only have 1 post, and that is some SERIOUS NEG!

Congratulations are in order.

That is allsome!

Soonerus
10/25/2007, 12:37 AM
WOW!

You only have 1 post, and that is some SERIOUS NEG!

Congratulations are in order.

That is allsome!

Looks like he is doing alright to me...

drbrizzle
10/25/2007, 12:38 AM
Power to the n00bs!!!

OK2LA
10/25/2007, 12:39 AM
Looks like he is doing alright to me...

I just gave him some powerful spek. It changed instantly.

I guess that's what happens when you're cool like me.

Soonerus
10/25/2007, 12:40 AM
I just gave him some powerful spek. It changed instantly.

I guess that's what happens when you're cool like me.

If you did, credit to you...

soonerboomer93
10/25/2007, 12:42 AM
i speked him

'cause i'm like a gracious muther****er and all that

or maybe i didn't

'cuase i was busy banditoing

Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 12:43 AM
I just gave him some powerful spek. It changed instantly.

I guess that's what happens when you're cool like me.


*cough* Rus did it *cough*

anyways :pop:

Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 01:06 AM
I don't personally think that anyone who has some input, serious or fun, should be getting slammed on a Sooner board for participating. Trolls are one thing, but differences in sense of humor or the way they word things shouldn't be automatic banishment and alienation.

We're all fans other than the weekly opponent trolls and the occasional doomsayer, but for the most part we are Sooners and need to stick together. And Noobs are what we all were on our first few posts. Now we just have different ways of seeing things and expressing ourselves and we should all respect each other even if for no other reason than the brotherhood we share.

Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 01:10 AM
I was a seasoned n00b thank you very much :D

Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 01:13 AM
I'm seasoned too...with herbs and butter and a touch of salt.

Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 01:14 AM
I'm seasoned too...with herbs and butter and a touch of salt.

I was going to go that route, but then I thought, eh, set Crucifax up.

Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 01:18 AM
LOL...Thanks for playing straight man to my clown!

Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 01:20 AM
no prob

OU Adonis
10/25/2007, 01:20 AM
in.........


just cuz i think Cole is hot. (2am post)

Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 01:23 AM
in.........


just cuz i think Cole is hot. (2am post)


So what, at 2pm, Cole isn't hot? :confused:

Soonerus
10/25/2007, 01:23 AM
in.........


just cuz i think Cole is hot. (2am post)

excuse me, I think you may have mistaken this as a gay thread...

Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 01:24 AM
excuse me, I think you may have mistaken this as a gay thread...


Well, it is now that you showed back up

Soonerus
10/25/2007, 01:27 AM
Well, it is now that you showed back up

The first time it has ever happened is with your involvement, thus you are the guy !!!

Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 01:30 AM
The first time it has ever happened is with your involvement, thus I have teh gei !!!

Whoa buddy, you are barking up the wrong tree again, first hitting on soonerboomer, now me!

NO RUS, I WILL NOT BE GAY WITH YOU!

Soonerus
10/25/2007, 01:32 AM
Right, you and boomer should snuggle up now and go to sleep...

yermom
10/25/2007, 01:47 AM
so this Cole guy is hot?

i'll stick with chicks like Sherri Coale ;)

oh and i think i'm going to have to call out the mods... why isn't this a sticky already???

Shneeg11
10/25/2007, 01:51 AM
Haha... on the original topic, I wish all noobs would do what I did. for a few days/maybe a week or two, I just read the board to get a feel for what it was like, and didn't post anything that was ridiculously stupid or arrogant!! but on that note, Sherri Coale.....I'd hit it

Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 01:54 AM
That's what I did, but according to some I'm still a retard! and all because I have some good ol' Okie fun while stuck here in Vegas for the money and livelihood.

Shneeg11
10/25/2007, 01:57 AM
What do you do in Vegas? besides the usual debachery (there is absolutely no way I spelled that correctly)

Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 02:06 AM
I work..A LOT! I'm a laser engraver for a trophy and awards company that also does photography and I seem to always get stuck with more than the engraving side.

Other than that I hang out with my wife and kids, (one of which is a 14 month old future Sooner Linebacker) goof around on a few net sites, watch a lot of news, watch crime shows and comedy central, watch movies, read a book every day or 2, and let fellow posters know they only missed one of the letters in debauchery!

yermom
10/25/2007, 02:12 AM
well, the guy in Vegas really should know how to spell "debauchery"...

hOlden caUlfield...
10/25/2007, 02:40 AM
this place is depressing on a bye week. who cares about #'s of posts. just ignore stupid comments.....from anybody. let's talk about what we ALL came here to talk about anyway!!!..... BRITNEY!!!

Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 02:53 AM
so this Cole guy is hot?

i'll stick with chicks like Sherri Coale ;)

oh and i think i'm going to have to call out the mods... why isn't this a sticky already???


SPELLING SMACK IS WEAK SAUCE, STUPID N00B! :D

soonerboomer93
10/25/2007, 02:59 AM
Thanks to Yermom for reminding me I needed to update the smelling smack portion

soonerboomer93
10/25/2007, 03:11 AM
For those of you who suck at the innerweb i'll make this real simple.

In this case, a n00b isn't necessarily someone with a low post count. Although it can and is sometimes used to describe a new member of any discussion board, the more appropriate term is newb and or newbie. A newbie may add value to said discussion and in generally atleast make an attempt not to suck at the innerweb. A n00b is someone who sucks at the innerweb and/or life. They may or may not be a troll. They don't provide anything to the discussion. They don't know how to use the search function, or don't care if they're posting a thread that someone else (or 5 other fellow *********s) have already started.

It's okay to be upset on the board, it's not okay to be a complete *** about it. We're all upset when the team loses or plays bad, but we don't need to see you being a retard about it. We don't need to see 5 threads calling out a coach or playing and being disrespectful of them.

It's okay to ask questions or take part in a discussion, but atleast look on the first couple pages to see if that discussion has or is already occuring.

In short, don't be a complete moronic ****tard *********. Make the mod/admins life easier, and you fellow posters board experience more enjoyable.

The terms of not being a n00b are pretty simple and easy to understand. Failure to understand them can result in many things. Some members may just ignore you. Some members may neg bomb you. A mod might bane you from posting for a time length they determine. Or we might just go off on your *** and make you wish you were never born.

Simply remember 1 thing about this site. At Soonerfans.com we do eat our own.

TUSooner
10/25/2007, 06:32 AM
Who made you da boss?!
OK. Most of that is spot on, but spelling and grammar smack is like salt & pepper! Plus, it's our chance to make up for the education our 5th-grade noobs lost when they were sniffing their flatulence in the back of the class.

humblesooner
10/25/2007, 07:47 AM
I was never a n00b.
I was born with all these posts.

sanantoniosooner
10/25/2007, 07:52 AM
Reading is hard.

nOOb is a characteristic style of a poster, not a number by their handle.

CitySooner
10/25/2007, 07:58 AM
What a worthless post. I am a so called 'N00B', which means nothing, considering I have seen more 'veterans' write meanignless dribble for reasons I have no idea. When I comment on a post, in most cases, my opinions are thought out and relevant to the subject. You can write a million post but if they have no content in them then it is the same as writing nothing; Some of you guys need to get a life, a wife, or maybe an education. BOOMER SOONER!

OKLA21FAN
10/25/2007, 08:14 AM
What a worthless post. I am a so called 'N00B', which means nothing, considering I have seen more 'veterans' write meanignless dribble for reasons I have no idea. When I comment on a post, in most cases, my opinions are thought out and relevant to the subject. You can write a million post but if they have no content in them then it is the same as writing nothing; Some of you guys need to get a life, a wife, or maybe an education. BOOMER SOONER!

making friends pretty fast there chief! :pop:

sanantoniosooner
10/25/2007, 08:32 AM
The problem with this thread is that a newb thinks your talking about newbs when you are talking about n00bs and he thinks he's a n00b when he's really just a newb.

freak'n newbs. ;)

NormanPride
10/25/2007, 08:33 AM
Bets on how long before some n00b complains about getting negged in here?

TexasLidig8r
10/25/2007, 08:34 AM
NEG HIM UNTIL HE TURNS BURNT ORANGE!!!!!

Baiting noobs can be a lot of fun.... :D


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TRND/fp3926_b.jpg

C&CDean
10/25/2007, 08:42 AM
What a worthless post. I am a so called 'N00B', which means nothing, considering I have seen more 'veterans' write meanignless dribble for reasons I have no idea. When I comment on a post, in most cases, my opinions are thought out and relevant to the subject. You can write a million post but if they have no content in them then it is the same as writing nothing; Some of you guys need to get a life, a wife, or maybe an education. BOOMER SOONER!

Let me expound a little on what 93 is trying to tell people like you:

1. You dribble a basketball. This ain't spelling smack, this is just common knowledge.

2. It has been stated NUMEROUS times in this thread that your post count has nothing to do with your nOObness. Why are you still talking about post count?

3. Saying something moronic does not = "having a well thought out or relevant opinion." Even if YOU think it does.

4. A life, a wife, and education has nothing to do with somebody's nOObness. Being a ****tard does.

If you're going to survive on this board, you're going to need to learn to play the game. If you don't like the game, you shouldn't play. Some pointers:

Coming on here and saying "Wilson needs to pull his head out of his stinkhole" or "Venables couldn't coach tiddlywinks" or "Loadholt is a fag" isn't playing the game. It's not having a "legitimate and valid opinion." It's being a stupid nOOb who deserves to have his head ripped off and feces dumped down his neck.

Coming on here starting new threads when there's already 5 threads on the same topic isn't playing the game. It's being a LAZY-assed nOOb. Don't know how to use the search function? Nothing wrong with that, just peruse the first page or two of the board and then if you can't find a thread with the same topic go ahead and start a new one.

Finally, this board is unique. A lot of us here actually know each other. We have tailgates that everybody is welcome to attend. nOObs included. If you don't "get" an inside joke, or feel like you're not in the "clique" either accept it, or get to know some of the people who post here. It's not hard.

One final general statement:

I'm pretty much betting those of you who are nOObs are also the same "fans" that ruin everybody elses football watching experience. You know who you are. You're the guy at the Missouri game who completely ruined the experience of my brother-in-law from Iowa. Every play it was "gawdammit Wilson have some imagination!!" "Gawdammit you guys look like ****!!" "Gawdammit Stoops get your head outta your ***!!" "Gawdammit it's about time you made a tackle Reggie!!" ALL ****ING GAME LONG.

Life's way too short to be a nOOb.

C&CDean
10/25/2007, 08:47 AM
Oh yeah, one other thing.

Quit posting in bold, oversized, stupid fonts. You and Texas Golfer are the most guilty of this. Most people don't respond well to people who yell or try to call attention to their posts in such an obnoxious manner. If you've got something worth saying, we'll be able to read it if it's in a normal font.

colleyvillesooner
10/25/2007, 08:48 AM
WORD!!!!111!!!!1!

sanantoniosooner
10/25/2007, 08:50 AM
Something else needs to be said also.

A large post count doesn't equate to respect either ;) :(

1stTimeCaller
10/25/2007, 08:54 AM
What about that Joe Jon Finley guy?

;)

OKLA21FAN
10/25/2007, 08:55 AM
Something else needs to be said also.

A large post count doesn't equate to respect either ;) :(
Webster's definition of 'large post count'

A poster's number of posts that is equal to or greater than sixteen thousand one hundred and twenty five posts

whew!!!!!!, that was close SA!!!!!!!!

C&CDean
10/25/2007, 09:02 AM
What about that Joe Jon Finley guy?

;)

In Chippewa, Joe Jon Finley translates to "he who cannot block or catch."

soonerhubs
10/25/2007, 09:09 AM
This just reminds me that I need to get down to the tailgates to meet all these wonderful folks on this board.

sanantoniosooner
10/25/2007, 09:11 AM
At the tailgate you can witness manly man Dean get the whip cracked at him by this lovely wife.

C&CDean
10/25/2007, 09:13 AM
At the tailgate you can witness manly man Dean get the whip cracked at him by this lovely wife.

Dude, you do not question the tailgate nazi. Once the RV is backed in, I take off my man pants and gladly give them to her. For about 5 hours each football Saturday I am her bitch.

sanantoniosooner
10/25/2007, 09:15 AM
Dude, you do not question the tailgate nazi. Once the RV is backed in, I take off my man pants and gladly give them to her. For about 5 hours each football Saturday I am her bitch.
It just happens to be the only 5 hours other people can actually witness the relationship........................:D

Rock Hard Corn Frog
10/25/2007, 09:25 AM
This just reminds me that I need to get down to the tailgates to meet all these wonderful folks on this board.


Word to that.

Also Noobs.... New threads should be begun with an offering...like a picture of Natalie Gulbis in a bikini.

badger
10/25/2007, 09:35 AM
in.........


just cuz i think Cole is hot. (2am post)
I can use more Cole/Coale pics. I just wanted to say I think it is cool that the "caption pictures for message board use" are actually gettings some use:)

Since I have no appropriate Coale pics right now, here is one of fellow Sooner boy favorite, Jenna Plumley!
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7852/n00bnesspy1.jpg
:D

sanantoniosooner
10/25/2007, 09:42 AM
Since I have no appropriate Coale pics right now,
could you forward me some inappropriate pics of her?

badger
10/25/2007, 09:55 AM
could you forward me some inappropriate pics of her?
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1954/wtfcoalemb0.jpg
:D

soonerhillbilly
10/25/2007, 10:00 AM
Whats a newb, n00b ?

misplaced_sooner
10/25/2007, 10:04 AM
:pop:

soonerhillbilly
10/25/2007, 10:11 AM
.06 post per day average since 2005 = newb ? Sweet !

TexasLidig8r
10/25/2007, 10:53 AM
ESPN is biased against OU.

NormanPride
10/25/2007, 10:55 AM
Don't make me sic gdc on you, Lid.

Bourbon St Sooner
10/25/2007, 11:32 AM
Is this the thread to complain about the Defense not being what it was before Mike left?

I'll take my answer off the air, thanks.

hellogoodbye
10/25/2007, 11:39 AM
Can I apply all years Ive spent writing in Tolkien or other nerd oriented sites, or general porn surfing, to grandfather me in so I can just skip newb status?

Or do I just say that OUr defense needs to blitz more?

OKLA21FAN
10/25/2007, 11:42 AM
Is this the thread to complain about the Defense not being what it was before Mike left?

I'll take my answer off the air, thanks.

AND!!!

we should have played Paul Thompson in the '04 Sugar Bowl too! :pop:

sanantoniosooner
10/25/2007, 11:43 AM
If you are new to this site, look up a member called "Soonerus".

Imitate his posting style and you could be in the clear.

stoops the eternal pimp
10/25/2007, 11:43 AM
sports animal callers = soonerfan noobs..

Boomer.....
10/25/2007, 11:49 AM
n00bness is not based on post count, see Rus for example.


:D

Boomer.....
10/25/2007, 11:50 AM
Damn you SAS, beat me to it.

OklahomaRed
10/25/2007, 12:30 PM
Frankly, I could give a rat's *** about what any of you think about anybody! If you care that I don't care, then you can take a flying french kiss at my ###. :D

Noob-smoob. Get a frickin' life. If you are a mod? Good for you. I guess the rate of pay is really awesome to spend your endless hours on this board moderating others thoughts and opinions. If you are a sponsor. Thanks. I do appreciate your dollars keeping this board up. It's at least entertaining 95% of the time. I'm glad you can see it's me when I neg you; however, that neg and $1.25 will get you a cup of coffee. You others, don't worry about it cause I sign my negs, which are usually few and far between.

The rest of you can carry on. :D

sanantoniosooner
10/25/2007, 12:32 PM
I predict your neg will be droping in value.

hOlden caUlfield...
10/25/2007, 12:34 PM
YEA!! Let's talk about ripping each other's heads off and putting feces down our necks!!.......just don't say that about a coach.....noob!

I kid! I kid!

85sooners
10/25/2007, 12:35 PM
AND!!!

we should have played Paul Thompson in the '04 Sugar Bowl too! :pop::eek:

badger
10/25/2007, 12:40 PM
ESPN is biased against OU.
ESPN is also biased against teams that suck (i.e. "Texas"), so welcome back Lid!

Oh, and in case you forgot...
<<<<< CHECK OUT MY TEH AWESOME AVATAR LOLZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11111

Yours is pretty cool too. :D

Sooner98
10/25/2007, 12:57 PM
http://vtipy.netroof.eu/data/images/stfu-noob.jpg

soonerboomer93
10/25/2007, 07:38 PM
What a worthless post. I am a so called 'N00B', which means nothing, considering I have seen more 'veterans' write meanignless dribble for reasons I have no idea. When I comment on a post, in most cases, my opinions are thought out and relevant to the subject. You can write a million post but if they have no content in them then it is the same as writing nothing; Some of you guys need to get a life, a wife, or maybe an education. BOOMER SOONER!


Your reading comprehension is completely full of fail. The only decent part is that you acknowledge you are a n00b.

and change your ****ing font back to normal. Changing font size only makes you look ****ing retarded.

If font was any indicator of a decent post, you and a **** ton of other posters would be posting size 1 wing ding.

soonerboomer93
10/25/2007, 07:42 PM
At the tailgate you can witness manly man Dean get the whip cracked at him by this lovely wife.

You failed to mention she's also well outside of his league. As mean times as Dean has praised her on this board, she still was more then I expected in my brief conversation with her.

goingoneight
10/25/2007, 07:43 PM
Newbs = Educated, level-headed and know how to have fun on said board.

n00bs = Start "Fire Brent Venables" threads and only post maybe three or four more times, then leave. They also bitch about playcalling when they don't know how to read defenses, adjust to the climate or find the player with the hot hand like OUr hired professionals do. They think a BIG 12 Championship isn't enough for a team that loses it's quarterback, one of it's best linebackers, a once-a-generation star running back and having been constantly screwed along the way. A n00b will sign up to call the other posters names and post stupid crap like "Orange POWAR!!!111!" just to get under peoples' skin who have no idea in the first place what these said "chants" even mean. n00bs call us cheaters, n00bs disrespect Switzer, n00bs disrespect TRRW, n00bs don't know the difference between TRFW and TRRW, nor even know what either of those acronyms mean, as they don't read the FAQ or look for the search button.

Now that I got that out of the way... anyone know where I can get a Sooner ringtone that explains why they call him AD?

The Preach Man
10/25/2007, 09:36 PM
Nothing to do with the actual post but that BBall coach is freaking hawt.

hellogoodbye
10/25/2007, 10:00 PM
makes my wingding all tingly

Ash
10/25/2007, 10:24 PM
Would someone just explain why we don't run more trick plays like we did when Mike Stoops mojo wuz here?!?!

:meat:

tulsaoilerfan
10/25/2007, 10:27 PM
Is it just me or has this season brought about the most n00b's ever?

Ash
10/25/2007, 10:28 PM
Is it just me or has this season brought about the most n00b's ever?

Maybe, I haven't been on as long as others but the post-Big12 title invasion last year was pretty brutal IMHO.

Ardmore_Sooner
10/25/2007, 11:00 PM
These threads are pure gold.

It's like scolding a small child, who then in turn does the exact same thing you told them not to do.

n00bs make my day! :D

Soonerus
10/25/2007, 11:01 PM
I think all who are less than 11,000 posts are noobs...

yermom
10/25/2007, 11:05 PM
Would someone just explain why we don't run more trick plays like we did when Mike Stoops mojo wuz here?!?!

:meat:

it's because our defense is missing the swagger

Sooner98
10/25/2007, 11:07 PM
ZOMG THE BCS COMPUTERS SUCK THEY ARE BIAS AGAINST OU WE'RE GONNA GET SCREWED!!!111!!!1

Ardmore_Sooner
10/25/2007, 11:13 PM
I think all who are less than 11,000 posts are noobs...

Well I'm sorry, some of us have a life, a wife, and an edumacation! ;)

OK2LA
10/25/2007, 11:58 PM
it's because our defense is missing the swagger

Oh no you di-unt!

SoonerTerry
10/26/2007, 12:49 AM
ESPN is biased against OU.


Nice Avatar!!

tommieharris91
10/26/2007, 12:53 AM
Sam Bradford should play Ernie Els for the right to not be called a n00b anymore.

OUDizzle
10/26/2007, 01:44 AM
Could we force Horsepig avatars on posters with red spec?

Crucifax Autumn
10/26/2007, 01:51 AM
That would be hilarious...Until I hit red again!

Fraggle145
10/26/2007, 02:14 AM
is n00b anything like b00b? I like to play with those...

tommieharris91
10/26/2007, 02:23 AM
I just say make bad spek puke orange and prisoner orange.

Crucifax Autumn
10/26/2007, 02:34 AM
or a bunch of miniature gumby heads

misplaced_sooner
10/26/2007, 07:51 AM
Newbs = Educated, level-headed and know how to have fun on said board.

n00bs = Start "Fire Brent Venables" threads

Or they call them as they see them............

;)

Explodo
10/26/2007, 08:09 AM
Nothing Like being a noob during a troll invasion.

BoomerGirl34
10/26/2007, 08:14 AM
Well I'm sorry, some of us have a life, a wife, and an edumacation! ;)


This asks a legit question. What determines n00bness? Join date/post count? Lack of opposable thumbs which results in easier trolling ability?


Please advice. TIA.

sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 08:20 AM
This asks a legit question. What determines n00bness? Join date/post count? Lack of opposable thumbs which results in easier trolling ability?


Please advice. TIA.
Posts like yours imply newbness which are a warning flag for n00bness, but not enough evidence to convict.

I say this because the topic has been covers several times in this very thread.

newb-low post count, doesn't understand they dynamics of the board or get inside jokes.

n00b-gets a woody out of causing trouble. Venting like a 2 year old and using "freedom of speech" as an excuse. Post count doesn't matter.

BoomerGirl34
10/26/2007, 08:23 AM
Posts like yours imply newbness which are a warning flag for n00bness, but not enough evidence to convict.

I say this because the topic has been covers several times in this very thread.

newb-low post count, doesn't understand they dynamics of the board or get inside jokes.

n00b-gets a woody out of causing trouble. Post count doesn't matter.


And responses like yours indicate a lack of a sarcasm detector. ;) ;) ;)

sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 08:28 AM
n00bs screw with the sarcasm detector because they turn the whole board into a minefield of nonsense.

And most sarcasm doesn't have the phrase "this is a legit question"

MextheBulldog
10/26/2007, 10:04 AM
NERDS!

badger
10/26/2007, 10:07 AM
here you go, one just for the NEWB in all of us (NOT the n00b, mind you)
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4866/threadsqc0.jpg

C&CDean
10/26/2007, 10:13 AM
I think the love child between Hil and Oba would look just like that little stick figure jacking off that KC//Crimson has.

BoomerGirl34
10/26/2007, 10:31 AM
n00bs screw with the sarcasm detector because they turn the whole board into a minefield of nonsense.

And most sarcasm doesn't have the phrase "this is a legit question"


"Minefield of nonsense"?

Is this like a "Quagmire of pseudo-seriousness?" or perhaps a "gridlock of geekdom?"


I suppose I should be taking notes. :D ;)

MikeInNorman
10/26/2007, 10:58 AM
You know, my wife and I were sitting here watching this thread, and the posts were SO PREDICTABLE that she could call every one of them before they were written! And my grandmother too!

Let's get some posters that are innovative and creative for gosh sakes. Do you think we could get Mike Leach back?

lithium
10/26/2007, 11:30 AM
Another nOOb reporting for duty.

Hi all.

That will be number 2. Don't confuse with bathroom time.

C&CDean
10/26/2007, 11:53 AM
"Minefield of nonsense"?

Is this like a "Quagmire of pseudo-seriousness?" or perhaps a "gridlock of geekdom?"


I suppose I should be taking notes. :D ;)

You're gonna do fine here.

C&CDean
10/26/2007, 11:53 AM
Another nOOb reporting for duty.

Hi all.

That will be number 2. Don't confuse with bathroom time.

As will you.

badger
10/26/2007, 11:58 AM
Another nOOb reporting for duty.

Hi all.

That will be number 2. Don't confuse with bathroom time.
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8986/twotimesny3.jpg


"Minefield of nonsense"?

Is this like a "Quagmire of pseudo-seriousness?" or perhaps a "gridlock of geekdom?"


I suppose I should be taking notes.
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9433/lolmu3.jpg
n00b hazing iz teh fun!!!1! :)


ooo... 'nother idea for a caption image!

cheezyq
10/26/2007, 01:13 PM
<n00b>OMG!!!!11!!!1 Why are we starting Bradford???/?/// He SUCKS!!1!! Did you realize that Halzle has a QB rating of 268.4 and Bradford only has a rating of 170.9??? Even Manuel Johnson has a better rating than Sam!</n00b>

soonerloyal
10/26/2007, 02:10 PM
http://download.skype.com/share/posting.swf


:D

Fraggle145
10/26/2007, 02:16 PM
heh.

Sooner_Bob
10/26/2007, 03:53 PM
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5821/callenberger1oq5.jpg

BoomerGirl34
10/26/2007, 04:42 PM
http://pandadan.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/noob.jpg

TexasLidig8r
10/26/2007, 04:57 PM
SI hates you too.

All the major networks are biased against OU as well since you along with Georgia dropped turds in their punch bowl.

BoomerGirl34
10/26/2007, 04:58 PM
SI hates you too.

All the major networks are biased against OU as well since you along with Georgia dropped turds in their punch bowl.


That's a cool avatar.

TexasLidig8r
10/26/2007, 05:19 PM
That's a cool avatar.

Yes.. AND the two weeks has run.. and yet.. it remains.. is that being a good sport or WHAT?

sanantoniosooner
10/26/2007, 05:27 PM
I always made avatar bets through the end of the bowl season.

Having an OSU avatar sucked royally for me until the season ended.

OKLA21FAN
10/26/2007, 05:28 PM
Yes.. AND the two weeks has run.. and yet.. it remains.. is that being a good sport or WHAT?
suck up

olevetonahill
10/26/2007, 05:48 PM
http://download.skype.com/share/posting.swf


:D
Greatness . That should be required befor being able to post :D

tommieharris91
10/26/2007, 06:43 PM
So Nebraska ain't getting Blaine Gabbert?

Ash
10/26/2007, 09:28 PM
SI hates you too.

All the major networks are biased against OU as well since you along with Georgia dropped turds in their punch bowl.

Don't know if it counts as n00b, but a definite sign of a troll is repeating the same slightly annoying, moronic tripe over and over and over...

badger
10/26/2007, 09:31 PM
Yes.. AND the two weeks has run.. and yet.. it remains.. is that being a good sport or WHAT?
Hehe... when you take down yours I'll take down mine :)

Because... I'm such a good sport and all, hehe

SoonerBanker
10/26/2007, 09:44 PM
What is ref consiracy? How's that for a first post?:)

badger
10/26/2007, 09:45 PM
What is ref consiracy? How's that for a first post?:)
:pop:

redblood
10/26/2007, 10:49 PM
I have never even been to n00bia.

Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2007, 12:27 AM
Me either, but I hear the n00bian women are sexy, dark, and exotic!

OKLA21FAN
10/27/2007, 07:59 AM
Me either, but I hear the n00bian women are sexy, dark, and exotic!
and if you catch one of those, you get a prize


or so we are told

redblood
10/27/2007, 08:32 AM
Me either, but I hear the n00bian women are sexy, dark, and exotic!

Only the pigmy ones.

redblood
10/27/2007, 08:41 AM
I have never even been to n00bia.

but I is one.

yermom
10/27/2007, 08:52 AM
what's a n00bian?

en4cer
10/27/2007, 04:31 PM
What a worthless post. I am a so called 'N00B', which means nothing, considering I have seen more 'veterans' write meanignless dribble for reasons I have no idea. When I comment on a post, in most cases, my opinions are thought out and relevant to the subject. You can write a million post but if they have no content in them then it is the same as writing nothing; Some of you guys need to get a life, a wife, or maybe an education. BOOMER SOONER!




http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/nackt2/fail.jpg

;)

drbrizzle
11/14/2007, 01:10 AM
WOW!

You only have 1 post, and that is some SERIOUS NEG!

Congratulations are in order.

That is allsome!

I learned to use the "Search" function and found someone with the quite eerily the same comment I had. And he got much "spek". Funny.

Fraggle145
11/14/2007, 03:38 AM
I am proud...

redblood
11/14/2007, 10:47 AM
Noobs rule.

birddog
11/14/2007, 12:38 PM
is n00b anything like b00b? I like to play with those...
it's bewb, n00b.

sooneron
11/14/2007, 12:59 PM
Noobs rule.
not so much, usually

Dan Thompson
11/14/2007, 01:06 PM
I don't have time to thought out my posts. and I my mind is much faster than my 100 wpm typing.

Don't pick the fly sh*t out of the pepper, look at the bigger picture.

josh09
11/14/2007, 01:43 PM
I don't have time to thought out my posts. and I my mind is much faster than my 100 wpm typing.

Don't pick the fly sh*t out of the pepper, look at the bigger picture.

Well said.....

:D

Fraggle145
11/14/2007, 04:12 PM
it's bewb, n00b.

Bewbs Rule! :D