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Mongo
10/23/2007, 10:33 AM
Me and Mrs. Mongo found out we are having another boy.

Jr and this one will be 15 months apart:eek:

God help us

Petro-Sooner
10/23/2007, 10:38 AM
YAAAAA MONGO!!!!

Boomer.....
10/23/2007, 10:39 AM
Good Lord! Put a bag on that thing. :D




Congrats on the kid!

SoonerStormchaser
10/23/2007, 10:40 AM
Well...one less wedding to pay for.

nmsoonergirl
10/23/2007, 10:42 AM
Way to be fertile!

Congrats!

colleyvillesooner
10/23/2007, 10:45 AM
congrats

JohnnyMack
10/23/2007, 10:47 AM
My boys will be 18 months apart and I'm already preparing myself for it. I'm drinking almost constantly now.

Mongo
10/23/2007, 10:56 AM
Thanks everyone

And serious, the display for the ultrasound was a HUGE Pioneer Plasma, thats why I found the quote appropriate:D

and Johnny, I know this one is mine, are you sure with yours?:D

rufnek05
10/23/2007, 11:00 AM
So you've never been to a "Condoms To Go" Store.

OUDoc
10/23/2007, 11:20 AM
Congrats.
Who's the father?

StoopTroup
10/23/2007, 11:26 AM
Ya'll know how this happens right?

Yep...natty light...

It lowers her resistance. :D

Widescreen
10/23/2007, 11:29 AM
W00t! Congrats.

M
10/23/2007, 11:35 AM
Congrats :)

Hamhock
10/23/2007, 11:47 AM
and Johnny, I know this one is mine,


BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Petro-Sooner
10/23/2007, 11:57 AM
Ya'll know how this happens right?

Yep...natty light...

It lowers her resistance. :D

Note to self.................

Okla-homey
10/23/2007, 12:04 PM
Thanks everyone

And serious, the display for the ultrasound was a HUGE Pioneer Plasma, thats why I found the quote appropriate:D

and Johnny, I know this one is mine, are you sure with yours?:D

It was prolly the umbilical cord you mistook for a weenis.:rolleyes:

Congrats. I think.:D

Newbomb Turk
10/23/2007, 12:07 PM
Congrats to you and the family Mongo.

Howzit
10/23/2007, 12:23 PM
Congrats, Mongo and Mrs. Mongo.

Mongo
10/23/2007, 12:25 PM
Congrats, Mongo and Mrs. Mongo.

pffft, I am the one who did all the work

JohnnyMack
10/23/2007, 12:45 PM
pffft, I am the one who did all the work

I'm sure you've been fairly compensated for those 30 seconds.

Howzit
10/23/2007, 01:07 PM
It's a minor miracle that the two times he actually made it inside before the fireworks both resulted in pregnancies.

Scott D
10/23/2007, 01:13 PM
I'm pretty sure it's against the law for Mongo to have more than one Mongo Jr. ;)

Mixer!
10/23/2007, 01:33 PM
congratulations. (http://www.bangcartoon.com/2007/snipclip.htm) ;)
^^^^
NSFW

HskrGrl
10/23/2007, 01:38 PM
That's wonderful! Congrats!!! :)

OKC-SLC
10/23/2007, 02:00 PM
Good jorb, Mongo.

Our first turns two this weekend, and our second is due in February. I'm with JMack--daily drinking is the only way to deal with it.

C&CDean
10/23/2007, 04:01 PM
Oh. Like the world needs another mongoloid.

Howzit
10/23/2007, 04:14 PM
Well, that's kind of mean.

KABOOKIE
10/23/2007, 04:21 PM
My boys will be 18 months apart and I'm already preparing myself for it. I'm drinking almost constantly now.


My boys are 19 months apart.

1) Single malt Scotch.
2) Vodka goes with just about anything.

Congrats Mongo.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/2821/dsc04447tv7.jpg

TheLurker
10/23/2007, 04:24 PM
Thanks everyone

And serious, the display for the ultrasound was a HUGE Pioneer Plasma, thats why I found the quote appropriate:D

and Johnny, I know this one is mine, are you sure with yours?:D


Was it the Veritas Ultrasound (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/128659/Veritas_Ultrasound_HD.html)?

JohnnyMack
10/23/2007, 04:30 PM
My boys are 19 months apart.

1) Single malt Scotch.
2) Vodka goes with just about anything.

Congrats Mongo.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/2821/dsc04447tv7.jpg

I think I have that EXACT same baby gate. Did it come with really ****ty instructions and more trouble than it should have been to install?

Mongo
10/23/2007, 04:33 PM
Oh. Like the world needs another mongoloid.

I am infesting the world with upright, conservative youngins, unlike JM.:D


I say we split his vasectomy 50/50 so he'll stop breeding

Howzit
10/23/2007, 04:46 PM
I say we split his vasectomy 50/50 so he'll stop breeding

I assume you mean for me?

Mongo
10/23/2007, 04:47 PM
I stand corrected

50/50 for Howzit's vasectomy

JohnnyMack
10/23/2007, 04:55 PM
I stand corrected

50/50 for Howzit's hysterectomy

Fixed.

JohnnyMack
10/23/2007, 04:56 PM
I am infesting the world with upright, conservative youngins, unlike JM.:D


I say we split his vasectomy 50/50 so he'll stop breeding

See if I call you the next time I need someone to spot for me when I'm called upon to assassinate a head of state.

Mongo
10/23/2007, 04:56 PM
I need to sweet talk the wifey into one of those, a hysterectomy, not a vasectomy

soonerboomer93
10/23/2007, 05:58 PM
yes, my boys can swim



er, i mean congrats

KABOOKIE
10/23/2007, 06:01 PM
I think I have that EXACT same baby gate. Did it come with really ****ty instructions and more trouble than it should have been to install?

Yes. Get used to it. ;)

OKC-SLC
10/23/2007, 09:25 PM
I think I have that EXACT same baby gate. Did it come with really ****ty instructions and more trouble than it should have been to install?
We had the same one. Too heavey/too much torque at if you ever plan on opening it more than once a week unless anchored into concrete or platinum.

P.

O.

S.

Got a new one.

C&CDean
10/24/2007, 08:59 AM
Baby gate?

A couple strands of barbed wire is how I roll. Being the genteel type I do use 2 barb rather than 3. Yeah, I know, I'm soft.

OKC-SLC
10/24/2007, 09:47 AM
Baby gate?

A couple strands of barbed wire is how I roll. Being the genteel type I do use 2 barb rather than 3. Yeah, I know, I'm soft.
p***y.

Turd_Ferguson
10/24/2007, 10:00 AM
[RodneyCarrington]I gotta 9 month old and a 3 month old, now that'll **** ya off[RodneyCarrington].