Its a bye week so...............

[pott_2]

Whats your best pickup line?

You don't sweat much for a fat chick...

[XingTheRubicon]

....I've got fudgggggge...

[XingTheRubicon]

...hersheys chocolate kisses...

[XingTheRubicon]

...we're talkin haagen daaz, babe...

[Widescreen]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1049492&postcount=7

[85Sooner]

Had a buddy that was by all means very avg looking 6' 170lbs. Used to walk up to girls in bars and say.....The night is still young, wanna go home and f&*^. 1 in 4 said yes I still can't believe it and these girls were all pretty nice looking. Go figure. BTW I never saw him get slapped or treated bad by any of them. I guess it was the delivery.

[rufnek05]

I was at sonic with one of my goofball buddies, he tried to hit on the girl bringing our food out to us, his line "If sonic made a calender, you would be July." she looked at him like he was drooling and clapping his hands like a seal, but she still gave him her number. I will never understand it.

[Widescreen]

Had a buddy that was by all means very avg looking 6' 170lbs. Used to walk up to girls in bars and say.....The night is still young, wanna go home and f&*^. 1 in 4 said yes I still can't believe it and these girls were all pretty nice looking. Go figure. BTW I never saw him get slapped or treated bad by any of them. I guess it was the delivery.
Mike Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.

There's your explanation.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Wanna do some math?

Huh?

You plus me, minus clothes, divide legs & multiply!

Okay!

:hot:

[KRYPTON]

"Hey Leather, you're with me." - Chris Berman.

Absolute.
Freaking.
Genius.

[SoonerBOI]

I was in Vegas and was mesmerized by this hot young lady. I asked her if she was a ballet dancer from NY. Great pick up line...:D

[M]

I was in Vegas and was mesmerized by this hot young lady. I asked her if she was a ballet dancer from NY. Great pick up line...:D


Well was she?

[SoonerBOI]

Hell no!:D

[rufnek05]

"Have you seed my baseball?"

[M]

Hell no!:D

Dang. That would have been pretty amazing if she was.

[frankensooner]

"Have you seed my baseball?"
You see that girl over there, she has seen your baseball, only she doesn't call it a baseball. . .

[soonerboomer93]

I was at sonic with one of my goofball buddies, he tried to hit on the girl bringing our food out to us, his line "If sonic made a calender, you would be July." she looked at him like he was drooling and clapping his hands like a seal, but she still gave him her number. I will never understand it.

did her number start 555?

[birddog]

milk milk lemonade
round the corner fudge is made

[SoonerStormchaser]

Play side B of Led Zepplin IV

[handcrafted]

Play side B of Led Zepplin IV

Yeah, and Ratner couldn't even get that right. He put on Physical Graffiti. :D

[william_brasky]

Yeah, and Ratner couldn't even get that right. He put on Physical Graffiti. :D

I've made that point to people on numerous occasions, and they just look at me like :confused: .

[william_brasky]

oh, best pick-up line:

I have a six inch tongue, and I can breathe through my ears.

[Widescreen]

Yeah, and Ratner couldn't even get that right. He put on Physical Graffiti. :D
Cashmere was a better choice anyway. I like to think he just ignored Damone's advice.

[soonerboomer93]

http://solastyear.com/scam.jpg

[OUinFLA]

**** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gwenelda?

[tulsaoilerfan]

http://solastyear.com/scam.jpg
HEH, i always like that one.