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handcrafted
10/20/2007, 04:57 PM
...likes to reduce his visibility during game weeks.
David Earl
10/20/2007, 05:00 PM
....knows there's really nothing to him or his team.
soonerhubs
10/20/2007, 05:01 PM
...goes easy on every team. cept the domers. :D
olevetonahill
10/20/2007, 05:02 PM
Likes the " Wave "
FirstandGoal
10/20/2007, 05:02 PM
... has a fail-safe game plan to hold us to 0 points and yards this week.
StoopTroup
10/20/2007, 05:04 PM
...doesn't have any teef.
meoveryouxinfinity
10/20/2007, 05:10 PM
Voted Notre Dame in the Coaches Top 25
OKLA21FAN
10/20/2007, 05:12 PM
has nothing to lose and will go for it on 4th down every time
Wishboned
10/20/2007, 05:13 PM
doesn't read the paper.
mxATVracer10
10/20/2007, 05:13 PM
is hella ghey.
yur-out
10/20/2007, 05:14 PM
would be hawt if he and his assistants were women
StoopTroup
10/20/2007, 05:14 PM
...stands a better chance of being HC at NU next year than Callahan.
Curly Bill
10/20/2007, 05:18 PM
...has never lost a game in his career
josh09
10/20/2007, 05:21 PM
....cant wait to get his chance to clap EVEN HARDER than Mack against OU.
SleestakSooner
10/20/2007, 05:21 PM
...is so transparent, it's almost as if he doesn't exist.
StoopTroup
10/20/2007, 05:22 PM
...banged Jenny.
Curly Bill
10/20/2007, 05:23 PM
...has never had a booth review go against him.
SleestakSooner
10/20/2007, 05:24 PM
...is the master of the one handed clap!
swardboy
10/20/2007, 05:27 PM
....rules the Big XII West.
OUTromBoNado
10/20/2007, 05:29 PM
...is a man! He might be 40!
Curly Bill
10/20/2007, 05:32 PM
...is the only man that knows whether Sasquatch really exists...and he's not saying.
josh09
10/20/2007, 05:32 PM
.....SUUUUCCCCKKKKKSSSS!!!!

WOOOOOT

BOOMER!
badger
10/20/2007, 05:33 PM
...coaches the only team that's beaten Boston College.
StoopTroup
10/20/2007, 05:35 PM
....is shorter than Doug Flutie.
Curly Bill
10/20/2007, 05:38 PM
...will never be seen on the sideline picking his nose
StoopTroup
10/20/2007, 05:38 PM
....drinks out of bidets.
The Preach Man
10/20/2007, 05:43 PM
Has only one less Big XII championship than the shorthorns. And the same amount as OSwho
Doged
10/20/2007, 06:06 PM
...was called bi-polar by the talking heads, who said he couldn't buy a win even if he coached in Lubbock. Bu-bye.
47straight
10/20/2007, 06:29 PM
... laid down against Texas pretty much like Chizik did. Maybe Coach Bye used to coach there too.
badger
10/20/2007, 06:30 PM
... used to have more rushing yards than Notre Dame :D
SanDiegoSoonerGal
10/20/2007, 06:39 PM
Doesn't go on dates because he doesn't have any body to go with.
Wishboned
10/20/2007, 07:56 PM
stole Lou Holtz's dentu grip.
Dio
10/20/2007, 08:16 PM
...starts a bunch of "Sky is falling" threads whenever his team doesn't win by eleventy billion points, even in a crazy-assed year like this.
tommieharris91
10/20/2007, 08:19 PM
...thinks Sam Bradford needs to be replaced.
illinisooner
10/20/2007, 08:47 PM
...really likes NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye".
Veritas
10/20/2007, 08:50 PM
...is rumored to replace Callenberger midseason
goingoneight
10/20/2007, 08:52 PM
Hang'd half-a-hundred on Iowa State last week. :mad:

I hope we beat these BYE bastages like the mid-majors they are!!!111!1 :mad:
OUTromBoNado
10/20/2007, 08:57 PM
...doesn't have enough posts to start a new thread.
SoonerBOI
10/20/2007, 09:03 PM
...will give us nothing to do. On second thought, what is his first name?:D
StormySooner-IN
10/20/2007, 09:11 PM
...Voted Charile Weis as "Most Likely to Be a Track Star"
FirstandGoal
10/20/2007, 09:25 PM
... is disappointed in the Sooners for "only" winning by 10 today.
goingoneight
10/20/2007, 10:07 PM
... thinks we played like a champion today.
handcrafted
10/22/2007, 05:12 PM
...really hates it when his thread leaves the front page. :D
BigDeezy
10/22/2007, 05:17 PM
wants to use the week for Preparation. . .H
Landthief 1972
10/22/2007, 05:23 PM
Has nicer hair than Dan Hawkins.
salth2o
10/22/2007, 08:05 PM
Thinks having a week off is a waste of time.
goingoneight
10/22/2007, 08:06 PM
... drives around Norman with Texas and OSU stickers on his lawn mower.
Curly Bill
10/22/2007, 10:06 PM
...has never been photographed by the paparazzi.
josh09
10/22/2007, 10:11 PM
....sometimes feels like a nobody.

:D
Landthief 1972
10/22/2007, 10:15 PM
Has more job security than Callenberger.
Ash
10/22/2007, 10:22 PM
...enjoys a good penguin or two.
tommieharris91
10/22/2007, 11:25 PM
...gets beat worse than Utah State on a weekly basis, but doesn't realize it.
CincySooner
10/23/2007, 07:55 AM
...didn't show at his weekly press conference again.
pott_2
10/23/2007, 08:26 AM
took a #3 after playing the Sooners.....
Miko
10/23/2007, 08:45 AM
...is a man! He might be 40!

THAT"S NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!
cheezyq
10/23/2007, 08:57 AM
...was almost eaten by Coach Mangino during KU's bye week when the KU coach thought that it was their "pie" week.
badger
10/23/2007, 09:01 AM
... spends all day in his parents basement dreaming of becoming an ebony ninja assassin, but alas, refuses to leave said basement in fear of getting beaten up. However, the sad truth is that by not leaving the basement, he is getting beat up every day...
SoonerTony
10/23/2007, 09:22 AM
likes to go both ways.
Landthief 1972
10/23/2007, 10:35 AM
Is tired of telling the swinger couples that show up on his doorstep, "No, BYE week, not BI week."
Curly Bill
10/23/2007, 10:53 AM
Is probably watching us practice unobserved right now. :eek:
85sooners
10/23/2007, 12:12 PM
is queer!
StoopTroup
10/23/2007, 12:14 PM
...daughter's are in 2girls1cup.
Landthief 1972
10/23/2007, 04:51 PM
Could beat Nebraska with his scout team.
FirstandGoal
10/23/2007, 07:16 PM
... loves to watch the Home Shopping Network
Earickson
10/23/2007, 07:51 PM
..is fully committed to voting for Stephen Colbert for President.
soonergirlNeugene
10/23/2007, 08:31 PM
...thinks the only difference between Weiss and Callahan is the Big and Tall store
douxpaysan
10/23/2007, 08:47 PM
will be really ticked when the horsepigs don't show.
Mixer!
10/23/2007, 08:59 PM
once killed a man just for snoring.
SouthCarolinaSooner
10/23/2007, 09:27 PM
Voted Notre Dame in the Coaches Top 25
Coach Bye is Lou Holtz?
tommieharris91
10/24/2007, 12:47 AM
...is a talentless hack.
MNsooner
10/24/2007, 01:34 AM
...is having trouble getting fans to fill the stadium.
Crucifax Autumn
10/24/2007, 02:06 AM
Coach Bi:

http://www.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/09/p1_McConaughey.jpg

'Nuff Said!
Curly Bill
10/24/2007, 11:03 AM
...is getting more and more nervous as gametime approaches.
Whet
10/24/2007, 11:26 AM
wears an obvious toup
OUDizzle
10/24/2007, 11:32 AM
... wonders why Corso never picks him.
Outopia
10/24/2007, 12:32 PM
...tells us his former starting quaterback was "inactive" last week because he "always doing things right"
Doged
10/24/2007, 04:54 PM
....thinks it's okay to be-downgrade and belittle players that suck, so long as their mommy doesn't hear about it.
tommieharris91
10/24/2007, 05:53 PM
soonergirlNeugene is an awesomely stud man

:eek::eek::eek:
WakeflyingSooner
10/24/2007, 07:38 PM
Offers Aflack to players for missing games for things they may need like POT and a Handgun.
Ash
10/24/2007, 07:56 PM
...will be gone as early as next week.

At least that's the rumor on teh bordz.
Crucifax Autumn
10/24/2007, 11:54 PM
Plays bongos naked!
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 12:24 AM
Ate Mark Mangino!
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 12:45 AM
Eats Chase Daniels' Boogers
Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 12:46 AM
Met coach Slashahan one time at band camp
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 12:48 AM
...Likes to pee from a handstand position
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 12:49 AM
...has a Hitler mustache
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 12:50 AM
...Likes the Fat Dr. Pepper commercial guy.
Sooner_Havok
10/25/2007, 12:54 AM
Told [hairGel] to never change back in 1987, didn't think [hairGel] would take it to mean stay at the same dead end school, with the same lame *** hair style.
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 12:54 AM
..Is having an affair with MAyor McCheese
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 01:08 AM
...Spoons nightly with SAS
Rock Hard Corn Frog
10/25/2007, 01:15 PM
had sex with a Josh Beckett curveball.
OKC-SLC
10/25/2007, 03:50 PM
...isn't even curious.
illinisooner
10/25/2007, 07:08 PM
is quietly leading a team of unknowns to an undefeated season.
BigDeezy
10/25/2007, 07:31 PM
likes the wave
goingoneight
10/25/2007, 07:48 PM
... should really get everyone's vote for #1 as no one has beaten him yet. :eek:
Crucifax Autumn
10/25/2007, 11:45 PM
...is dating Sue Richards. But they keep a low profile.
Crucifax Autumn
10/26/2007, 01:07 AM
...waxes his pubes
SoonerTerry
10/26/2007, 01:17 AM
likes to sing roly poly fish heads while dancing the macarana
Crucifax Autumn
10/26/2007, 01:19 AM
likes to sing roly poly fish heads while pleasuring Matthew McConnaghey

Fixed
Crucifax Autumn
10/26/2007, 01:20 AM
...Shotguns Diet Coke
WakeflyingSooner
10/26/2007, 08:15 PM
Takes Viagra to have something to hold on to!
Crucifax Autumn
10/27/2007, 02:16 AM
Eats Boogers!