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Mongo

10/20/2007, 09:38 AM

J.K. Rowling Reveals 'Harry Potter' Character Dumbledore Is Gay
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303760,00.html

I wonder when they'll consummate?

badger

10/20/2007, 09:40 AM

Oh dear... another thing for the Catholic church to protest about these books with.

Howzit

10/20/2007, 09:41 AM

:dean: DUMBERLDOOOOORE!!! I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!!!

Mongo

10/20/2007, 09:44 AM

:dean: No, no, Dumbley, leave the hat on:dean:

Howzit

10/20/2007, 09:46 AM

:dean: But lose that cumbersome robe, you sssilly, sssilly wizard.

Mongo

10/20/2007, 09:49 AM

:dean: With all that magic, you'd think you could conjure up more than two minutes:dean:

Howzit

10/20/2007, 09:53 AM

:dean: WAND FIGHT!!!!

StoopTroup

10/20/2007, 09:53 AM

Don't touch his magic wand.

Howzit

10/20/2007, 09:54 AM

Two wands beat as one.

badger

10/20/2007, 09:56 AM

Ok, I think I can do one...
Dean quotes the first of many Dumbledore quotes that will soon be interpreted in a very wrong way...
:dean: Good evening, you must be Mr. Dursley. I daresay Harry has told you I would be coming for him?
:stunned:
:dean:Judging by your look of stunned disbelief, Harry did not warn you that I was coming.

Howzit

10/20/2007, 09:57 AM

:dean: May I sample your potion, Dum Dum?

badger

10/20/2007, 10:00 AM

Another one...
:dean: Are you all right Harry? The sensation does take some getting used to.
:stunned: I'm fine, but I think I might prefer brooms.

This news is going to shock and awe the internet community :D

Mongo

10/20/2007, 10:00 AM

:dean: Can you cast a spell to remove my back hair? I want to look sexy for you:dean:

SoonerBorn68

10/20/2007, 10:21 AM

:dean:That ain't a rabbit in my hat!:dean:

:hot:

badger

10/20/2007, 10:40 AM

:dean: Good evening, Horace.
:norm: There was no need to stick the wand in that hard. It hurt!

(for the record, all quotes I've used are from book 6 and are actual quotes by Dumbledore et al that are guaranteed to be taken out of context from now on.)

Mongo

10/20/2007, 10:50 AM

:dean: You need to rename Hogwarts to Analwarts, you nasty *** wizard:dean:

badger

10/20/2007, 10:54 AM

:dean: So, Harry, you have been wondering, I am sure, what I have planned for you during these - for want of a better word - lessons?
:eek:

JohnnyMack

10/22/2007, 09:29 AM

Heh.

C&CDean

10/22/2007, 10:42 AM

Eat **** and Avada Kedavra mother****ers...

Yeah, I saw that bit on the tube this morning about Rowling saying he was gay. Guess he had a thing going for ol' Grindelwald or something. I'm just wondering if he ever tapped ol' Severus...

achiro

10/22/2007, 10:54 AM

her point?:rolleyes:

NormanPride

10/22/2007, 10:56 AM

Dean's just angry because now he has to share.

FaninAma

10/22/2007, 02:36 PM

Nobody should be shocked....I thought all the men in Great Britain were gay.

PrideTrombone

10/22/2007, 02:49 PM

I think more than anything it's her realizing that without actually writing any more Harry Potter books, she's gotta keep the series and the characters in the spotlight somehow. I'd bet she'll keep coming up with surprising revelations for years.

Widescreen

10/22/2007, 03:39 PM

C&CDean

10/22/2007, 03:47 PM

Today she announced that Harry is a Longhorn fan.

Time out. I can handle a pole smoking Dumbledore, but a longwhorn Harry? That'd be going way too far.

NormanPride

10/22/2007, 03:59 PM

Aberforth has to be aggy, what with the "illegal charms on goats" bit...

josh09

10/22/2007, 10:19 PM

J.K. Rowling Reveals 'Harry Potter' Character Dumbledore Is Gay
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303760,00.html

I wonder when they'll consummate?

OMG

Why would she say this? This totally ruins the way ive pictured at him ever since i started reading the series.

sanantoniosooner

10/22/2007, 10:22 PM

I'm just wondering if I'll ever tap ol' Soonerus...
:hot:

GottaHavePride

10/22/2007, 10:24 PM

OMG

Why would she say this? This totally ruins the way ive pictured at him ever since i started reading the series.

How does it make any difference? It's not like it's going to change how he acts - she already wrote him that way, right?

GottaHavePride

10/22/2007, 10:24 PM

Oh, and I've been waiting for this post, and no one else has done it, so I'm going to have to...

You know what ELSE Dumbledore is?

DEAD!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Widescreen

10/23/2007, 12:28 AM

Oh, and I've been waiting for this post, and no one else has done it, so I'm going to have to...

You know what ELSE Dumbledore is?

DEAD!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
So he's neither gay nor straight. I wish Rowling would get her story straight (pun intended).

Howzit

10/23/2007, 05:56 AM

Oh, and I've been waiting for this post, and no one else has done it, so I'm going to have to...

You know what ELSE Dumbledore is?

DEAD!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

he caught teh aids from deaner.

badger

10/23/2007, 09:40 AM

he caught teh aids from deaner.
:eek:

frankensooner

10/23/2007, 09:48 AM

So, this causes me to ask, who was he trying to bring back when he injured himself with the ring? His sister or his gay lover?

NormanPride

10/23/2007, 10:34 AM

Grindelwald wasn't dead at the time. Voldy killed him looking for the Deathstick in book seven.

Mongo

10/23/2007, 10:36 AM

some of ya'll need to quit talking about the nerdy stuff and keep making fun of the fact that Dean is a HUGE fan of all things homosexual:D

frankensooner

10/23/2007, 10:38 AM

Grindelwald wasn't dead at the time. Voldy killed him looking for the Deathstick in book seven.

Correct. I forgot about that! thanks!

SoonerBorn68

10/23/2007, 02:18 PM

Grindelwald wasn't dead at the time. Voldy killed him looking for the Deathstick in book seven.

So Grindelwald was lookin' for a deathstick? Sounds like Howzit was right about teh aids.

C&CDean

10/23/2007, 03:50 PM

Have I said "**** y'all" yet? No? Well **** y'all.

Here I am all emotionally crushed to find out my hero is a fag, and all you can do is make insensitive and hurtful jokes? Shame on your asses.

FirstandGoal

10/23/2007, 07:28 PM

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs18/300W/i/2007/204/c/d/The_Deathstick_spoiler___by_TardleyTuna.jpg

badger

10/23/2007, 09:18 PM

Have I said "**** y'all" yet? No? Well **** y'all.

Here I am all emotionally crushed to find out my hero is a fag, and all you can do is make insensitive and hurtful jokes? Shame on your asses.
your hero was dumbledore?! well geez, couldn't you have chosen a character that LIVED? :O

GottaHavePride

10/23/2007, 10:01 PM

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs18/300W/i/2007/204/c/d/The_Deathstick_spoiler___by_TardleyTuna.jpg

O.
M.
G.

that's freakin' hilarious.

StoopTroup

11/2/2007, 08:14 AM

Dumbledore's Coming Out Party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7GhMEhba38)

Mildly NSFW