which is better?

[Mongo]

I am torn, but the sheets are on the top of my list

[StoopTroup]

Never...I repeat never...try all three of those at the same time.

[OUDoc]

I had a day where all three happened.

No sh!t. (I guess that only leaves 2).

What a day.

[FirstandGoal]

Fresh sheets for the win

[NormanPride]

How about breaking the seal during a night of drinking and partying?

[OUHOMER]

I had to go with #3. if it dont work out nothing else matters

[Mongo]

How about breaking the seal during a night of drinking and partying?

I always considered that to be a bad thing. Once the seal is broken, you have to pee every 10 minutes

[NormanPride]

I always considered that to be a bad thing. Once the seal is broken, you have to pee every 10 minutes

Hmm... but the release in pressure is pretty epic.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I have no idea what option #3 even means.

[Mongo]

I have no idea what option #3 even means.

after a #2 has been dropped, your first wipe is clean as a whistle

[ChickSoonerFan]

after a #2 has been dropped, your first wipe is clean as a whistle

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I did not need to know that.

[Harry Beanbag]

Definitely the clean break. I clean my ears with a q-tip every morning so it's really not that big of a deal.

[MamaMia]

You could always clean your ears with mineral solution and I don't think a broken toilet is a good thing even if its clean so I'll have to go with the clean sheets, especially if they have been hanging on the line. :)

[PhilTLL]

The clean break indicates that you're at or near optimal intestinal health. Your ears don't even like being cleaned and will overproduce wax to compensate. Not a tough choice.

[usmc-sooner]

if you ever get stuck in the field, especially where there is lots of sand the Q-Tip thing can be like sex.

[silverwheels]

Clean break on the toilet. Nothing like losing a few pounds (or at least feeling like you did) and having a nice clean cut. I always feel more cheerful if I've had a clean one.