The 2007 Buy Out Bowl

[IGotNoTiming]

I heard a radio host calling the Nebraska vs. A&M game that for this weekend.

It is to chortle.... and perhaps even guffaw....

Who goes first? Callahan or Corrleone?"

[birddog]

francheatoni will be out the door 5 seconds after they get spanked by texass.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Maybe there'll be a tie and they'll walk into the sunset together arm in arm as "Open Arms" plays into the credits.

[Ash]

That's pretty good, I was thinking of it as the Full of Fail Bowl.

[Crucifax Autumn]

I was just thinking of the amount of money these 2 morons have bilked their schools out of in their tenures.

[Octavian]

The Franahan Bowl



Who wants it less?

[Leroy Lizard]

This game reminds me of the final scene of "The Thing," where the last two survivors are huddled together in the Antarctic, waiting to freeze to death. They don't know which is going to go first, but it doesn't really matter.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Perfect description!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Or maybe the last scene in Shawshank Redemption...Only in this version Andy and Red are gay

[Jacie]

francheatoni will be out the door 5 seconds after they get spanked by texass.

Ironically, the team with too many men might beat the whorns. All the crazy things they do down there sometimes tips the mojo their way. I know the cow huggers talk a good game but inside they worry about playing them in Collyville, especially after last year's disaster in Asstown. The over/under on pregame chicken sacrifices as each team's fans try to out-voodoo the other side is currently at 68.

[SoonerBOI]

Fran goes first. Cally's buyout is kinda huge.

[badger]

The Vacuum Bowl:
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1016/ncf_callahan_franchione_412.jpg
You must suck more to get out of your sucky situation!

[tomtom]

callanhan out first. neb fans will not put up with it. callanhan will be out before season is over.

[cheezyq]

I heard on CFB live that the game is expected to be broadcast on comedy central.

[85sooners]

This game reminds me of the final scene of "The Thing," where the last two survivors are huddled together in the Antarctic, waiting to freeze to death. They don't know which is going to go first, but it doesn't really matter.:D

[misplaced_sooner]

I heard on CFB live that the game is expected to be broadcast on comedy central.

:D

Hilarious...

Andrew

[birddog]

the butthole bowl.

[CitySooner]

Ha Ha! You guys rock! :P

[CitySooner]

Sure, Stoopsy hasn't brought home a NC trophy in a few years and we don't always agree with some of his on-field decisions, but would you guys want to trade him for these two clowns or anyone else in the conference? Anyone else in the country? I didn't think so. ;)

[virginiasooner]

Both will be gone by midnight on November 23. Which university makes their announcement first is up for grabs. I'm loving watching them squirm.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Buy Out.com Bowl

[Taxman71]

Fran goes first. Cally's buyout is kinda huge.

I dunno. I read where Fran's buyout is in the $8 million range.:eek:

[stoopified]

callanhan out first. neb fans will not put up with it. callanhan will be out before season is over.St. Tom says football staff will be evaluated AFTER the season is over(according to an ESPN clip I saw).I think Lame Duck Bowl has a better ring than Buyout Bowl.

[badger]

I dunno. I read where Fran's buyout is in the $8 million range.:eek:
Callyburger's is $4 million. Unlike the genius of Franny, who has guaranteed money, Cally is only guaranteed base salary (whooooops!) so therefore, only $4 mill.

[trwxxa]

Callyburger's is $4 million. Unlike the genius of Franny, who has guaranteed money, Cally is only guaranteed base salary (whooooops!) so therefore, only $4 mill.

Rumors from down here is that Fran has agreed to step away and that the buyout has been negotiated down to $2 mil from the projected $6.6 mil because of the indiscretions recently brought to light.

I expect the "I will not return as aTm's coach after this season" speech to come the week before the Texas game and may come sooner if KU rolls them on Oct. 27.

[Dan Thompson]

How many of our coaches will they come after?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Every last one...Our ball boy is a better coach than either one has now!

[cjames317]

How bout these real sponsors?

Overstock.com Bowl, Future Farmers of America Bowl or Gateway Bowl (past glory/dismal future theme)?