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TUSooner
10/16/2007, 07:02 PM
"Stir my meat."

Meh. She's was talking about cooking. :O
Petro-Sooner
10/16/2007, 07:31 PM
:hot: Don't let it burn.
crawfish
10/16/2007, 07:51 PM
My wife asked me if I would drain the noodle in the sink. I obliged.

I may have left out an "s". :O
ChickSoonerFan
10/16/2007, 09:18 PM
My wife asked me if I would drain the noodle in the sink. I obliged.

I may have left out an "s". :O

:confused:

So you drained the noodle in the ink?


Sorry, I am on percocet tonight and that makes no sense to me.
Widescreen
10/16/2007, 09:24 PM
"Stir my meat."

Meh. She's was talking about cooking. :O
She's a man, baby!

;)
sanantoniosooner
10/16/2007, 09:25 PM
:confused:

So you drained the noodle in the ink?


Sorry, I am on percocet tonight and that makes no sense to me.
no........she "aked" him to drain his noodle in the sink.
ChickSoonerFan
10/16/2007, 09:28 PM
no........she "aked" him to drain his noodle in the sink.

oooohhhhhh....OK..ummm...that makes much more sense.

:confused:
sanantoniosooner
10/16/2007, 09:29 PM
I'm sure her loins were aking.
ChickSoonerFan
10/16/2007, 09:41 PM
ah-ha. so this is one of those inuendo things.

Wouldn't the whole thing be more funny if a guy said, "stir my meat" ?

I mean, I don't think I have ever heard of a girl's anything being referred to as meat, where as with guys, well, you know.
sanantoniosooner
10/16/2007, 09:43 PM
I don't refer to it as meat.

Mine has a name. We, my wife and I, use the name.
ChickSoonerFan
10/16/2007, 09:45 PM
I don't refer to it as meat.

Mine has a name. We, my wife and I, use the name.

Dare I ask?
sanantoniosooner
10/16/2007, 09:46 PM
It's personal.

In the event you ever need to know the name, I'll tell you then.
OCUDad
10/16/2007, 10:10 PM
Tiny Tim?
sanantoniosooner
10/16/2007, 10:11 PM
YOU will never need to know.
crawfish
10/16/2007, 10:11 PM
I have no idea why we let chicks in these threads.
VeeJay
10/16/2007, 11:04 PM
Yeah, well, their thangs have names too.
OUinFLA
10/16/2007, 11:12 PM
Yeah, well, their thangs have names too.

Yeah,
Like Never-Never-Land.
StoopTroup
10/17/2007, 12:46 AM
Yeah,
Like Never-Never-Land.
And Horse Lips.
Seamus
10/17/2007, 03:15 AM
Dare I ask?


Herman the One-Eyed German.
Osce0la
10/17/2007, 09:59 AM
Tiny Tim?
Richard Short?
TUSooner
10/17/2007, 10:28 AM
I'm so sorry I started this thread.
OCUDad
10/17/2007, 11:46 AM
I'm so sorry I started this thread.You're new here, aren't you? :P
OUinFLA
10/17/2007, 11:50 AM
You're new here, aren't you? :P


n00b
KRYPTON
10/17/2007, 12:18 PM
Dare I ask?

The Footlong.

That's two inches, six times.
Taxman71
10/17/2007, 12:23 PM
If ya don't stir ya meat, ya can't have any puddin'
Osce0la
10/17/2007, 12:49 PM
If ya don't stir ya meat, ya can't have any puddin'
how can ya have any puddin if ya don't stir ya meat
OUDoc
10/17/2007, 01:01 PM
I don't refer to it as meat.

Mine has a name. We, my wife and I, use the name.
Isitinyet? Must be an Indian name.