Baylor coach pees on bar

[gh55]

http://www.kotv.com/sports/local/story/?id=138030


Assistant Baylor Football Coach Cited For Urinating On Bar

AP - 10/16/2007 10:44 AM - Updated 10/16/2007 10:44 AM
WACO, Texas (AP) -- Baylor University athletics officials say they're considering disciplinary action against an assistant football coach accused of urinating on a bar.

Waco police say Baylor offensive line and tight ends coach Eric Schnupp was cited for disorderly conduct-reckless exposure Sunday morning at a Waco bar named Scruffy Murphy's.

The citation is a Class C misdemeanor punishable by a $258 fine.

Bartender Danny Severe says the incident happened around closing time Sunday morning. He says Schnupp apparently thought no one was watching him as employees were moving patrons out of the building.

Severe said an employee witnessed Schnupp urinating on the bar, and a manager told police officers who were already there for an unrelated matter.

Schnupp in his first year on head coach Guy Morriss' staff.

[kevpks]

The citation is a Class C misdemeanor punishable by a $258 fine.

By what criteria do they reach that number?

[JohnnyMack]

http://www.kotv.com/sports/local/story/?id=138030


Assistant Baylor Football Coach Cited For Urinating On Bar

AP - 10/16/2007 10:44 AM - Updated 10/16/2007 10:44 AM
WACO, Texas (AP) -- Baylor University athletics officials say they're considering disciplinary action against an assistant football coach accused of urinating on a bar.

Waco police say Baylor offensive line and tight ends coach Eric Schnupp was cited for disorderly conduct-reckless exposure Sunday morning at a Waco bar named Scruffy Murphy's.

The citation is a Class C misdemeanor punishable by a $258 fine.

Bartender Danny Severe says the incident happened around closing time Sunday morning. He says Schnupp apparently thought no one was watching him as employees were moving patrons out of the building.

Severe said an employee witnessed Schnupp urinating on the bar, and a manager told police officers who were already there for an unrelated matter.

Schnupp in his last year on head coach Guy Morriss' staff.

Fixed.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

http://www.kotv.com/sports/local/story/?id=138030


...Schnupp in his first and last year on head coach Guy Morriss' staff.

Fixed...;)

With apologies to JohnnyMack.

[StoopTroup]

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[TheHumanAlphabet]

Let me see, how drunk do you have to be to think that this was a good idea? Or ****ed at not being served? I wonder if he had a BAC test?

[sooner_born_1960]

Why would he have a BAC test?

[SleestakSooner]

He may have ****ed on the bar but he probably flushed his career down the toilet!

[StoopTroup]

His career?

He's at Baylor. :D

[frankensooner]

When you drink that much Zima, you just can't make it to the rest room! ;)

[OU Adonis]

Eric Schnupp was cited for disorderly conduct-reckless exposure Sunday morning at a Waco bar named Scruffy Murphy's.



Reckless exposure? Is that like not wearing a condom?

[LRoss]

As if urinating on a bar isn't bad enough . . . he did it while police were already there? No words for this one . . . .

[birddog]

why do i get the strange feeling ed orgeron was there with him?

[Seamus]

Heh, 'scuse me while I go take a schnupp ...

[OUDoc]

It's the first masculine thing that team has done in decades.

[mhackl]

Letr Rip Scruffy

[mhackl]

why do i get the strange feeling ed orgeron was there with him?


Bad combo. They would have burnt Scruffys to the ground.......and then urinated on it.

[SoonerBorn68]

I was waiting for the punchline, "See those bikers playing pool? I bet them $500 I could stand on your bar, **** on it, & make you laugh."

[85sooners]

:D zima:D :D

[Ash]

He played college ball at Miami....surprised?

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Why would he have a BAC test?

I don't know, do they do that for public drunkeness?

[TUSooner]

At least we now know the true identity of 1stTimeCaller.


Aw c'mon. You know I love you, 1TC! :D

[stoopified]

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

[Chuck Bao]

Baylor needs a few more coaches like him.

The only thing that would have made the story better is if he'd gone down to College Station and peed on their grass.

[KantoSooner]

I've been drunk. In fact, I've been very drunk. I've been drunk enough to pee indoors (and not in the proper place) before. I've been invisible, speaking on a private comms channel and bullet-proof drunk before.
Never have I been drunk enough to pee on a bar.

I just don't get it. Even applying the most advanced 'acute organic brain disorder compensatory software' (AOBDCS) no logical reason was obtained.

Then I realized that the action was committed by a person who had voluntarily associated himself with 'Baylor' and 'Football' and the answer was clear. It was performance art.

[ou4me]

By what criteria do they reach that number?


$1 per cc of urine?

[Piware]

They need to lighten up on the poor guy. Eddie Sutton ****ed in a school yard and the Sheep Shaggers named a basketball court after him. What do you suppose Baylor will name after him?

[william_brasky]

disorderly conduct-reckless exposure

That's just having a good time. :texan:

[Leroy Lizard]

The last thing I want to do is to **** off patrons at a bar named Scruffy Murphy's.

Oh wait, this was in Texas.

[SicEmBaylor]

Scruffy Murphy's is a serious hole in the wall.

Anyway, technically, I think Baylor frowns on the fact that he was in a bar more so than the fact that he ****ed on it.

[MextheBulldog]

drrruuuuunnnnkkkkkk

[tulsaoilerfan]

baylor finally made it to the big time. :)