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rufnek05
10/15/2007, 04:48 PM
got this in an email from a buddy over seas.

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:
>
> The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings
> but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We
> spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We h ave
> bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.
> We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less
> judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less
> wellness.
>
> We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too
> little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too
> tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom.
>
> We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk
> too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
>
> We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years
> to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and
> back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We
> conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things,
> but not better things.
>
> We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the
> atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan
> more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rus h, but not to wait.
> We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies
> than ever, but we communicate less and less.
>
> These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and
> small char acter, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are
> the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken
> homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway
> morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
> everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is
> much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when
> technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can
> choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...
>
> Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not
> going to be around forever.
>
> Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe,
> because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
>
> Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next t o you, because that is
> the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a
> cent.
>
> Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones,
> but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it
> comes from deep inside of you.
>
> Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person
> will not be there again.
>
> Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the
> precious thoughts in your mind.
>
> AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
>
> Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
> moments that take our breath away.
>
> George Carlin

soonerhubs
10/15/2007, 06:23 PM
Sorry to break it to ya, but George Carlin didn't write that. LINK (http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/paradox.asp)

mdklatt
10/15/2007, 06:36 PM
Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it
comes from deep inside of you.


What kind of candy-*** sissy nonsense is that? That is totally not George Carlin. He hates people. :D

def_lazer_fc
10/15/2007, 07:38 PM
if george carlin wrote it, it would've gone something like this...

"people are stupid. shut the **** up and let me get high."

C&CDean
10/15/2007, 08:15 PM
"we've conquered the atom but not prejudice..." Meh. Blow me, whoever wrote that pathetic mound of feces.

critical_phil
10/15/2007, 08:30 PM
"we've conquered the atom but not prejudice..." Meh. Blow me, whoever wrote that pathetic mound of feces.


i think it was George Carlin.


yw.

PhilTLL
10/15/2007, 09:05 PM
"PARADOX OF OUR TIME"
One of the more embarrassing items making the internet/e-mail rounds is a sappy load of **** called "The Paradox of Our Time." The main problem I have with it is that as true as some of the expressed sentiments may be, who really gives a ****? Certainly not me.

I figured out years ago that the human species is totally ****ed and has been for a long time. I also know that the sick, media-consumer culture in America continues to make this so-called problem worse. But the trick, folks, is not to give a ****. Like me. I really don't care. I stopped worrying about all this temporal bull**** a long time ago. It's meaningless. (See the preface of "Braindroppings.")

Another problem I have with "Paradox" is that the ideas are all expressed in a sort of pseudo-spiritual, New-Age-y, "Gee-whiz-can't-we-do-better-than-this" tone of voice. It's not only bad prose and poetry, it's weak philosophy. I hope I never sound like that.

http://www.georgecarlin.com

Dio
10/16/2007, 09:06 AM
If Carlin wrote it, it would say "...pray too much"

OklahomaTuba
10/16/2007, 10:05 AM
I heard that in Church like 10 years ago.

OCUDad
10/16/2007, 11:10 AM
Heh. According to Snopes, written by a pastor who sexually molested male members of his church. Paradox, indeed.

Curly Bill
10/16/2007, 11:17 AM
...drive too fast? That's absolutely crazy...you can't drive toooooo fast.

Not Carlin, not smart enough for him, not edgy enough...