View Full Version : Gene Chizik...
tommieharris91
10/14/2007, 01:54 PM
...can get a better job as a janitor.
Flagstaffsooner
10/14/2007, 01:58 PM
Misses Macks soft pats on his behind.
SoonerStormchaser
10/14/2007, 01:58 PM
...will wish he WAS a janitor after Saturday.
SoonerBOI
10/14/2007, 02:21 PM
likes to eat Cheetos...
...wants Lou Holtz to give his team a pep talk before the game.
47straight
10/14/2007, 02:59 PM
... misses the double cheeseburger diet planned by "mad dog."
CincySooner
10/14/2007, 04:08 PM
... can't clap right.
illinisooner
10/14/2007, 04:10 PM
...moves his body like a cyclone.
Widescreen
10/14/2007, 05:07 PM
...should've stayed at Texas.
BoomerGirl34
10/14/2007, 05:15 PM
...has too many consonants in his name.
OUmillenium
10/14/2007, 05:27 PM
...thinks shouting his name will transform him from a frowny dbag into Captain Marvel...CHIZIK!
StoopTroup
10/14/2007, 05:29 PM
...has ulcerative colitis.
CatfishSooner
10/14/2007, 05:34 PM
...is a homo.
Tulsa_Fireman
10/14/2007, 05:38 PM
...smells like brut.
nBoSTP
10/14/2007, 05:54 PM
Puts all of his trash in recycle bags.
bluedogok
10/14/2007, 05:55 PM
Misses Macks soft pats on his behind.
Hmmm....a little more to this than just smack?
I saw this in the paper here today, here is the link: Statesman.com - Chizik still suffering through difficult adjustment (http://www.statesman.com/sports/content/sports/stories/longhorns/10/14/1014texside2.html)
After the game against Texas, Chizik received some words of encouragement from Mack Brown, his boss in 2005 and 2006. They won a national championship together in '05.
"He's all about class," Chizik said. "He could have made it a lot worse. He just said, 'Hang in there.'
"He said, 'I love you.'
"I said, 'I love you.'
StoopTroup
10/14/2007, 06:06 PM
...loves Mack Brown.
r5TPsooner
10/14/2007, 06:07 PM
Should have stayed at UT.
SoonerEmpire
10/14/2007, 06:32 PM
... has the name "Mack Brown" tattooed on his thigh...
goingoneight
10/14/2007, 06:34 PM
... gets "best friends forever" tattooes on his ankles.
StoopTroup
10/14/2007, 06:42 PM
...vacations in Austin.
jrsooner
10/14/2007, 07:13 PM
...Coins his own currency.
http://blogs.chron.com/longhorns/gene.jpg
StoopTroup
10/14/2007, 07:30 PM
...isn't on track to better Dan McCarney's 56-85 School Record.
SoonerKnight
10/14/2007, 07:59 PM
......Should have realized with snow on the ground 8 months out of the year recruiting was going to suck..........
Doged
10/14/2007, 08:27 PM
.....has the patented "double cyclone" suction to pull dirt from any rug or carpet.
tommieharris91
10/15/2007, 02:13 PM
...is ****ed that this thread made the second page.
Landthief 1972
10/15/2007, 02:39 PM
Refused to put out for Mack Saturday night after losing to Texas.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/15/2007, 02:42 PM
Thinks he is Dick Butkus with his haircut...
fadada1
10/15/2007, 02:46 PM
... thinks steve pederson is a solid AD.
Schoonerbeer
10/15/2007, 03:12 PM
Says big Iowa farm girls are the reason he moved to Iowa!
BrockLanders
10/15/2007, 03:58 PM
like Kevin Costner, hates James Earl Jones for getting to go into the corn field at then end of Field of Dreams
DrZaius
10/15/2007, 04:04 PM
Milks his own prostate.....
:les: And then DRINKS IT!
JohnnyMack
10/15/2007, 04:07 PM
...rolled over and is going to testify against O.J. Simpson.
...is thrice divorced, and lives in a van down by the river.
...took the Iowa State gig so he could be a chick magnet like Larry Eustacy.
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2007, 11:40 PM
...parts his back hair
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2007, 11:41 PM
...has a "mom tattoo...
...on his penis!
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2007, 11:42 PM
...Drinks wine coolers and smokes virginia slim menthol light 120s
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2007, 11:43 PM
...has a vast collection of hermaphrodite porn
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2007, 11:44 PM
...shaves Lloyd Carr's asshair for good luck
Curly Bill
10/15/2007, 11:44 PM
...wanted to be a head coach too much for his own good.
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2007, 11:46 PM
...Snorts drano
Crucifax Autumn
10/15/2007, 11:47 PM
...got a jeopardy question right...
...in 1986
...has a new coaching philosphy : "clap, clap, clap, then clap".
he learned from the best.
Crucifax Autumn
10/16/2007, 12:09 AM
...has a new coaching philosphy : "clap, clap, clap, then clap".
He CAUGHT it from the best
SoonerKnight
10/16/2007, 01:11 AM
Doesn't get the Red Bird and Cyclone connection........... :D
pott_2
10/16/2007, 05:23 AM
would rather suck than have stayed at tejas....
westcoast_sooner
10/16/2007, 09:05 AM
wonders why he didn't score more points on the texas defense he built down there...
Schoonerbeer
10/16/2007, 09:39 AM
Gene Chizik moved to Iowa because he likes big Iowa farm girls.
...parades around in a jockstrap yelling "I'm the Chiznit!" then giggles while shaking his moneymaker
Crucifax Autumn
10/16/2007, 11:56 PM
...Looks like a chia pet gone wrong
Crucifax Autumn
10/16/2007, 11:57 PM
...has a Boomer Sooner ringtone.
Crucifax Autumn
10/16/2007, 11:58 PM
...Stil thinks the stork stashes babies in cabbage patches.
Crucifax Autumn
10/16/2007, 11:59 PM
...Has a weekly Old Milwaukee enema for good luck
birddog
10/17/2007, 12:00 AM
called mack to get his secret on how he keeps his teeth so yellow.
...doesn't understand what's wrong with having your mommy spoon feed you, even at his age.
Crucifax Autumn
10/17/2007, 12:03 AM
...Pleasures himself while watching reruns of Family Matters
...cried when Ellen cried.
Crucifax Autumn
10/17/2007, 12:38 AM
...Is the president of the Dirty Sanchez Fan Club:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ulijon/SanchezChizikjpg.jpg
Boomerfreakinsooner
10/17/2007, 12:52 AM
Drinks his own urine not just because it's sterile, but because he likes the taste.
StoopTroup
10/17/2007, 12:55 AM
...know s**t and Shinola.
Crucifax Autumn
10/17/2007, 01:34 AM
...IS s**t and Shinola.
fixed
Crucifax Autumn
10/17/2007, 01:36 AM
...still gets romantic late-night phone calls from Mack
SoonerEmpire
10/19/2007, 03:35 AM
... is picking OU to win the NC this year!
swardboy
10/19/2007, 08:23 AM
thinks "Children of the Corn" refers to his team.......
Boomer.....
10/19/2007, 08:27 AM
...is helping OJ search for "the killer".
Boomer.....
10/19/2007, 08:28 AM
...thinks the cardinal is a fitting mascot for Iowa State.
85sooners
10/19/2007, 09:24 AM
is a queer!!
illinisooner
10/19/2007, 09:48 AM
is respectful to the public!
Rock Hard Corn Frog
10/19/2007, 09:55 AM
wishes people would leave Britney alone...
LesNessman
10/19/2007, 01:32 PM
[hairGel] ..are you kidding me? He's a man! HE'S OVER FORTY!![hairGel]
SoonerEmpire
10/19/2007, 01:43 PM
... thinks Cal's qb did the right thing at the end of the Oregon State game
Dan Thompson
10/19/2007, 01:49 PM
What the hell is he going to say to Bob Stoops after the game?
HSC-Sooner
10/19/2007, 01:52 PM
...dreams of having a gatorade bath poured onto him.... by Mack Brown.
Crucifax Autumn
10/20/2007, 02:28 AM
...loves the ****!
Crucifax Autumn
10/20/2007, 02:29 AM
...eats urinal cakes.
Mr T Likes Texas
10/20/2007, 11:22 AM
...is aggy
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