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OU4LIFE
10/11/2007, 01:50 PM
I'm writing Hersheys a sternly worded letter. I just bought one of the new 'Extra Crispy' KitKat bars out of the vending machine:

http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/kitkat/images/extra-crispy.jpg

So I go back to my desk and sit down, fully prepared to enjoy an 'extra crispy' Kit Kat, much to my chagrin, the above mentioned Kat is sadly no crispier than the standard version. In fact, in relation to it's size I would venture to say it's actually LESS crispy.

bastards.
StoopTroup
10/11/2007, 01:53 PM
Bad week to be buying kitkats anyway.
OU4LIFE
10/11/2007, 01:54 PM
I was trying to foster some good karma for the FB team.
StoopTroup
10/11/2007, 01:56 PM
Go with a godiva bar.

Keep your clothes on thOUgh.
Howzit
10/11/2007, 01:57 PM
I blame the unions.
StoopTroup
10/11/2007, 01:58 PM
Bastards.

Jimmy Hoffa never ate kitkats.
Howzit
10/11/2007, 02:00 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! I'M JUST KIDDING!!!

I DON'T REALLY BLAME THE UNIONS!!!


should I?
StoopTroup
10/11/2007, 02:01 PM
Probably.
OU4LIFE
10/11/2007, 02:02 PM
Go with a godiva bar.

Keep your clothes on thOUgh.

no deal.
royalfan5
10/11/2007, 02:02 PM
You should get the Hershey bars that are filled with peanut butter. Those are stellar.
Howzit
10/11/2007, 02:02 PM
Probably.

They have a right to peaceful assembly, you know.
JohnnyMack
10/11/2007, 02:02 PM
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/coreimages/digital+art/66736_1453_by_timcn.jpg
OU4LIFE
10/11/2007, 02:03 PM
Hershey owes me some crispy, dammit...and I aim to get it!
Howzit
10/11/2007, 02:04 PM
Hershey owes me some crispy, dammit...and I aim to get it!

I could send you my underwear...I'm going on week 2.
NormanPride
10/11/2007, 02:04 PM
Snickers isn't that good either, JM.
OU4LIFE
10/11/2007, 02:05 PM
I could send you my underwear...I'm going on week 2.

go on...
TUSooner
10/11/2007, 02:15 PM
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/coreimages/digital+art/66736_1453_by_timcn.jpg

****tiest post ever!
Widescreen
10/11/2007, 03:09 PM
You got your KFC in my kitkat!
OCUDad
10/11/2007, 03:25 PM
What does all this have to do with bunions?
OU4LIFE
10/11/2007, 03:28 PM
wait for it.
MamaMia
10/11/2007, 03:32 PM
Hershey owes me some crispy, dammit...and I aim to get it!
If you complain, they will spit on your nuts.
OCUDad
10/11/2007, 03:34 PM
If you complain, they will spit on your nuts.Post reported.
StoopTroup
10/11/2007, 03:36 PM
I just devoured every Halloween Kitkat I could find.

Thanks 4life.
MamaMia
10/11/2007, 03:36 PM
Post reported.http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/OUmom/21.gif
sooner_born_1960
10/11/2007, 03:42 PM
I just devoured every Halloween Kitkat I could find.

Thanks 4life.
You need to clean out last year's candy anyway. It's almost that time.
Hamhock
10/11/2007, 04:06 PM
i bet you're all fat.

Fatty Mcfatfat
Petro-Sooner
10/11/2007, 04:15 PM
Sorry, I thought this was another horse pig thread.
OU4LIFE
10/12/2007, 07:27 AM
If you complain, they will spit on your nuts.


i'm going to need a moment...
Okla-homey
10/12/2007, 08:52 AM
:mad:

Dear Mr OU4Life,

Our dedicated confectionary engineers have worked for five years on the extra crispy Kit-Kat to enable its distribution to war-torn regions of southwest asia where the temperatures routinely reach in excess of 105 degrees.

The Kit-kat you purchased was one of those products. Therefore, we invite you to turn on your oven at home, set the temp to 140F, insert your head, then unwrap the Kit-Kat and enjoy is crispy mitigated meltage. In that way, you will see WTF this is all about.

Sincerely,
The Hershey Corporation

P.S. It's October. You should be eating Kandy Korn anyway.