Who'd you rather fight in a cage match?

[Okla-homey]

6 ten year old boys or 3 healthy, unarmed 70 year old women?

:pop:

[Czar Soonerov]

either way you come looking like a perv.

[colleyvillesooner]

gross

[SoonerBOI]

I am serious. I want to challenge and fight one delusional OSU cowboy fan. Not even a cage match. I'm talking about hand to hand no rules match.:D

[StoopTroup]

:pop:

[KRYPTON]

I am serious. I want to challenge and fight one delusional OSU cowboy fan. Not even a cage match. I'm talking about hand to hand no rules match.

Dude, seriously, if there's no rules just throw out the decorum and start swinging the adversary around in the air by the ballzac, because otherwise the adversary will get planted well and start whineying, grunting, stomping its hooves... then the biting starts and unless you're really quick you're going to take some massive damage.

If you can get the adversary on its back, stroke its belly gently and it will go into a trance-like state. At that point, shave the adversary completely and graffiti it in various Sharpie hiroglyphics. But be careful! Your adversary may rise up suddenly, delivering a powerful kick to your backside which can throw you at least fifty feet.

[Partial Qualifier]

Are you kidding!? The three 70-year-old women, no question.

Roundhouse kick, throat punch, flying elbow. Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.

[rufnek05]

Are you kidding!? The three 70-year-old women, no question.

Roundhouse kick, throat punch, flying elbow. Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.


Ok, calm down Chuck Norris.

[Boarder]

Eh, 6 of one, half-half dozen of another.

[tbl]

Are you kidding!? The three 70-year-old women, no question.

Roundhouse kick, throat punch, flying elbow. Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.
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