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sanantoniosooner
10/9/2007, 09:52 PM
from attempting to put on some underwear, while standing, and hanging your big toe in a hole in said underwear?
Soonerus
10/9/2007, 09:53 PM
Only an ox would be injured in such a fashion...
OKC-SLC
10/9/2007, 10:08 PM
Seven.

Don't ask.
critical_phil
10/9/2007, 10:10 PM
just one more reason to go without in my book.


i have one pristine pair of tighty whiteys in my closet in case i ever decide to go to the doctor. they're still in the original package from 1994.
GottaHavePride
10/9/2007, 10:52 PM
Dude, you could get everything from the toe sprain to the "accidental assault on the junk when the waistband snaps" to breaking stuff as you fall over in pain.
sanantoniosooner
10/9/2007, 10:56 PM
Dude, you could get everything from the toe sprain to the "accidental assault on the junk when the waistband snaps" to breaking stuff as you fall over in pain.
and back pain

don't forget back pain
proud gonzo
10/9/2007, 11:02 PM
and don't forget falling on sharp objects. that could suck too.
goingoneight
10/9/2007, 11:07 PM
The guy I work with worked on a ladder all day long about a year ago with an air chisel rocking him around. He climbs down the ladder with loose shoe laces successfully. He leans over to tie his shoe, leans too far, falls on his air chisel. Air chisel freaks him out on the way down, he pulls his arm underneath him and he bites it hard.

1. Cut on forehead
2. Fractured collarbone
3. Three stitches to right wrist
4. Three bruises
5. Rolled ankle (on the opposite foot of the loose shoe laces).

I still give him hell about that. I was in a car accident (totalled Dodge truck) and came out injury-free a few days prior. :( :D
HskrGrl
10/9/2007, 11:38 PM
If your underwear didn't have holes in it then you would be fine.
sanantoniosooner
10/9/2007, 11:42 PM
It's still possible to hang a toe on the band of perfectly good underwear.
Mongo
10/9/2007, 11:44 PM
what color where they? that could make a difference
sanantoniosooner
10/9/2007, 11:45 PM
yellow in front.........brown in back

Why's that matter?
Mongo
10/9/2007, 11:48 PM
yellow in front.........brown in back

Why's that matter?

I dont know, just really wanted to know what color of undies you wear, and this was the perfect opportunity to ask
StoopTroup
10/10/2007, 12:39 AM
Has anyone ever been injured by a thong?
tommieharris91
10/10/2007, 12:45 AM
No mention of the concussion/skull fracture when falling on head due to above mentioned predicament.
rufnek05
10/10/2007, 02:02 AM
less than you.
Okla-homey
10/10/2007, 05:58 AM
i have one pristine pair of tighty whiteys in my closet in case i ever decide to go to the doctor. they're still in the original package from 1994.

And they still fit? You could end up strangulating your danglies wearing drawers you've owned for 13 years...unless you haven't put on weight since then.
Oldnslo
10/10/2007, 09:20 AM
I think the matching pair of hyperextended toe and dislocated thumb makes for a good story.
BlondeSoonerGirl
10/10/2007, 09:57 AM
'Hang a toe'.

Heh.
M
10/10/2007, 10:08 AM
You could get a nasty case of inflamed mooseknuckleitis.
IB4OU2
10/10/2007, 01:56 PM
Has anyone ever been injured by a thong?

No, but the thound of muthic drove me batty back in the thixties.
olevetonahill
10/10/2007, 04:29 PM
you was gettin ready fer church wasnt you ?