Geography of a Woman vs. a Man

[OUinFLA]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
ages...still desirable but only those with an
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge and true love dare visit there.



GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a
dick

[Jerk]

:D

We spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

[Widescreen]

W00t

[rufnek05]

once you get some, you can't get enough......


i got nothing.

[VeeJay]

:O , :D , and :hot:

[M]

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.


I'm America, f*ck yeah! :P


That was a funny little story, btw.

[goingoneight]

:D

We spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

:les: YOU MOTHERF...
:D

[Vaevictis]

We spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

You do know that looking at your mother that way is just wrong, don't you?





:D

[StormySooner-IN]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN



That was funny :D....spek.

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't know how you could consider a woman older than 30 to be attractive.

[M]

I don't know how you could consider a woman older than 30 to be attractive.


I really hope you are kidding.

[SicEmBaylor]

I really hope you are kidding.
I'm not.

[Mjcpr]

I don't know how you could consider a woman older than 30 to be attractive.

I realize you intentionally bring it on yourself, but this one will not end well for you. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9997/800pxnotagainpicardgp8.jpg

[M]

I'm not.


Well SicEm, it was nice knowin' ya...


:pop:

[colleyvillesooner]

I don't know how you could consider a woman older than 30 to be attractive.

How do I say this nicely... AH, right, You're a ****ing idiot...

[silverwheels]

How do I say this nicely... AH, right, You're a ****ing idiot...

Nah, he's a genius. He knows this stuff will get a reaction and he already has a reputation for saying stupid things, yet we fall for it every time.

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't know how you could consider a woman to be attractive.
it's about time you came out of the closet.

[colleyvillesooner]

Nah, he's a genius. He knows this stuff will get a reaction and he already has a reputation for saying stupid things, yet we fall for it every time.

I know, that still qualifies him as being a ****ing idiot. It's about time for the shtick to end...with a baneing.

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't find older women attractive. I'm not sure how that warrants being banned.

[silverwheels]

I know, that still qualifies him as being a ****ing idiot. It's about time for the shtick to end...with a baneing.

I say we just take him out back and shoot him. Or let a woman older than 30 do it.

[colleyvillesooner]

I don't find older women attractive. I'm not sure how that warrants being banned.

30 isn't an "older woman". I'm going to pretend you meant to type an "8" not a "3"

[sooneron]

I don't find 24 year old college juniors attractive. I'm not sure how that warrants being banned.
fixed

[SicEmBaylor]

30 isn't an "older woman". I'm going to pretend you meant to type an "8" not a "3"
We'll compromise and say 45. I'm sure there are plenty of women around that age that look younger and some that look older. Surely by 45 you can't hide it anymore.

[NormanPride]

Keep digging...

[M]

So I suppose Brooke Shields, Halle Berry, Cindy Crawford, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, Sophia Loren, Audrey Hepburn plus millions of other beautiful women in and out of Hollywood just turned to old hags the day they hit 30. Makes a lot of sense.

[royalfan5]

I would just like to say that I can find beauty in almost any woman.

[IB4OU2]

I don't know how you could consider a woman older than 30 to be attractive.

So you drive a Miata, drink Zima, have no sense of direction, don't know how to change a tire, want your state to withdraw from the Union, don't care for the autistic or mentally challenged and you think all women over 30 are unattractive...

I think you're just looking for attention like the immature little school kid you are and my beautiful 50 year old wife feels the same...I'm sure.

Grow up.

[olevetonahill]

Sicem = athletes tonsils

[skycat]

I think it's hilarious that Sic'Em still manages to push buttons around here.

[OUinFLA]

We'll compromise and say 45. I'm sure there are plenty of women around that age that look younger and some that look older. Surely by 45 you can't hide it anymore.

uh.... just what "it" do you think needs to be hidden?


From my viewpoint, a 45 year old woman is a "young" woman.
And bunches of them are hawtties.

SicEm there are times I think you are an idiot.
This time I will just advise you about your future: You WILL change your mind as you age.


Assuming the posters on this board allow you to age.

:D


btw: Demi Moore is 45................
I assume you wouldn't consider being her bridesman?

[tulsaoilerfan]

We'll compromise and say 45. I'm sure there are plenty of women around that age that look younger and some that look older. Surely by 45 you can't hide it anymore.
Sic 'Em at your age the 30+ women are the ones you should be banging cause most of 'em like the young uns; when you are rich and in your 50's, THEN you should be banging the 20 somethings. :D

[Mixer!]

So when does VK get to eviscerate SicEm? :pop:

[Big Red Ron]

I don't know how you could consider a woman older than 30 to be attractive.

Exihibit A

Jewel at Thirty +

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Jewel_Kilcher/jewelkilcher_007.jpg

Exhibit B

Basinger at 30

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/40/43/0fa5820dd7a0741431700110._AA240_.L.jpg


I rest my case.


http://www.peta.org.uk/pdfs/m2-KimBasingerPoster.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

So when does VK get to eviscerate SicEm? :pop:
The tailgate.

[OCUDad]

If SicEm were a geography, he'd be the moon: cold, empty, and devoid of intelligent life.

[SicEmBaylor]

If SicEm were a geography, he'd be the moon: cold, empty, and devoid of intelligent life.
But I don't smell like moldy cheese!

[Jerk]

:les: YOU MOTHERF...
:D


nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpTTsTJS8j4&mode=related&search=

[KRYPTON]

Folks, he's a bear. He's not a fan of cougars.

And you KNOW what a "Bear" is in this context, right? You don't want none o' dat, NTTAWWT. But oh, there IS something wrong with that.

[KRYPTON]

Surely by 45 you can't hide it anymore.


Dude I've met a few 45+ year old women where I would have loved it if they didn't try to hide "it" but instead showed "it" to me.

It depends, of course. I've seen some 28 year women who looked like they were fiddy. But we'll leave my Afghan brothel exploits for another thread :eek:

[IB4OU2]

Dude I've met a few 45+ year old women where I would have loved it if they didn't try to hide "it" but instead showed "it" to me.

It depends, of course. I've seen some 28 year women who looked like they were fiddy. But we'll leave my Afghan brothel exploits for another thread :eek:

So you had sex with heavy knitted blankets?

[NormanPride]

Those blankets can get in some crazy positions, yo.

[jeremy885]

SicEm,

It all an age thing (even though I had the hots for older women before I was 18) When your in your low 20's 30 seems old. When you get in your low 30's 40 seems old and so on.

You'll learn, hopefully.

[OCUDad]

You'll learn, hopefully.Not enough vCash in the world to take that bet. :D

[TMcGee86]

I wondered why this thread had three pages.

Then I read sicem's post.


unreal.

[SoonerGirl06]

And you wonder why you can't get laid... :rolleyes:


SicEm I swear if I was any closer to Waco I'd thunk ya.

[Soonerus]

Is SicEm related to Dan Quail ????

[tommieharris91]

And you wonder why you can't get laid... :rolleyes:


SicEm I swear if I was any closer to Waco I'd thunk ya.

I thought you had standards. ;)

[goingoneight]

I don't find women attractive. I'm not sure how that warrants being banned.

Fixed... again. :eek:

[goingoneight]

Those blankets can get in some crazy positions, yo.


She whipped those covers off the bed and told me "get after it!"

I ****ed the **** out of them covers.

Had to... had to. :D

[12]

This place was boring without Will.

[Jerk]

Sex with a 30 year old woman when you're 20 is teh awesome. I loved it so much I married her :eek:

Now I have to beg for it. hmmm.

Women over 30 don't mess around. You want an answer to a simple question? It will be 'yes' or 'no', not 'uhmm, well, uhh..." No mental games, no high school bullsh*t, and they're going to let you know exactly how they think and feel without a lot of ****ing around.

sic, sic, sic...man, I don't know about you sometimes.

[OUinFLA]

Sex with a 30 year old woman when you're 20 is teh awesome. I loved it so much I married her :eek:

Now I have to beg for it. hmmm.


and, you find this odd?