OUinFLA
10/9/2007, 08:36 PM
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol,
party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, r oo m service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol,
party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, r oo m service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.