I Want To Live My Next Life Backwards !

[OUinFLA]

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol,
party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, r oo m service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

[StoopTroup]

Too bad you missed out on so much OU Football.

[Petro-Sooner]

[QUOTE=OUinFLA]You work 40 years [QUOTE]

Oh good grief.......This is what I have to look forward to?? ;)

[olevetonahill]

I like it :D

[rufnek05]

but doesn't that mean you become dumber as you live?

[Blue]

but doesn't that mean you become dumber as you live?

[toke] [swigs beer] isn't that what we're doing right now?

regardless of that, I think that works both ways.

[fadada1]

much like jonathan winters in "mork and mindy". that's how it works on the planet ORK.