View Full Version : Gary Pinkel...
illinisooner
10/8/2007, 04:14 PM
...thinks Skip Bayless is the best sportswriter in the business.
sooner518
10/8/2007, 04:19 PM
....thought the Bevo/Boomer&Sooner team introductions at the RRS were clever and awesome
Partial Qualifier
10/8/2007, 04:25 PM
. . . .is a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
TMcGee86
10/8/2007, 04:49 PM
was impressed with how Vince Young lead his Titan's to victory this weekend.
tnraider1
10/8/2007, 05:01 PM
will get a reality check this week.
bakerjrb
10/8/2007, 05:05 PM
...realizes that the phrase "booger eatin' moron" refers to his starting QB.
tommie15
10/8/2007, 05:06 PM
runs a fake field goal when he's up by 28 :(
or....just cost Bill Callasham his job :D :D
HappyClappyMackBrown
10/8/2007, 05:07 PM
is Einhorn, Einhorn is Pinkel.
Jewstin
10/8/2007, 05:10 PM
... is three fourths INAKRIT.
StoopTroup
10/8/2007, 05:12 PM
...thinks Columbus Day is Homecoming.
JohnnyMack
10/8/2007, 05:12 PM
...just finished serving on the Phil Spector jury.
Turd_Ferguson
10/8/2007, 05:16 PM
is a man.....and 40!
meoveryouxinfinity
10/8/2007, 05:18 PM
...thinks that Chase Daniel is Ben Roethlisberger and Mark Mangino's baby.
Readyfor8
10/8/2007, 06:00 PM
... is gonna hate it when a tiger gets run over by the Schooner sometime this week.
Paperclip
10/8/2007, 06:06 PM
is Einhorn, Einhorn is Pinkel.
Heh.
tulsaoilerfan
10/8/2007, 06:10 PM
thinks this is intramurals, hence the fake FG
olevetonahill
10/8/2007, 06:40 PM
gary pinkle
sits to tinkle ;)
olevetonahill
10/8/2007, 06:41 PM
...is NOT on the soonerfans.com "protected" list
:mad: :eek: :D:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :pop:
CitySooner
10/8/2007, 06:45 PM
is going to have a reality check *** kickin' on FOX Saturday night! :P
GoTigers
10/8/2007, 06:49 PM
alternately coaches brillantly and has horrifying brain freezes.
This week will probably be brain freeze week.
KantoSooner
10/8/2007, 06:55 PM
....is, well, Gary Pinkel.
don't you think that is enough of a burden for one man (regardless of age) to carry?
HappyClappyMackBrown
10/8/2007, 06:57 PM
<<<<< John Blake
BoomerGirl34
10/8/2007, 06:59 PM
...uses far less hair product than the late Quin Snyder.
tommieharris91
10/8/2007, 08:26 PM
...teaches his players the meaning of the word "underachieve".
westcoast_sooner
10/8/2007, 09:44 PM
... will be unemployed when Chase Daniel heads to the NFL.
SoonerKnight
10/8/2007, 09:46 PM
Will get a raise so he can move up to a triple wide trailor........
handcrafted
10/8/2007, 09:53 PM
...has looked at film of our defense and thinks there is a weakness in our coverage that his Tight Ends can exploit.
OKC-SLC
10/8/2007, 11:27 PM
...is about to feel a fair amount of pain.
SoonerEmpire
10/8/2007, 11:31 PM
... will have a sad face saturday night. :(
SanDiegoSoonerGal
10/8/2007, 11:33 PM
Is secretly pleased that his name encompasses the word "pink."
OU-HSV
10/8/2007, 11:43 PM
...enters the empty locker room and smells chase daniels jock strap every day before practice
goingoneight
10/8/2007, 11:48 PM
alternately coaches brillantly and has horrifying brain freezes.
This week will probably be brain freeze week.
Nice to see there are Tiger fans who actually get these threads without getting all pi$sy. It's all in good fun and we have whorns and Miami fans stinking the threads up.
Oh... I mean...
... touched weiners with his cousin (see 10/03/07 South Park).
... cries himself to sleep.
... wet his bed last night.
... thinks Tourette's Syndrome is AWESOME!!!!111!1
goingoneight
10/8/2007, 11:51 PM
Will get a raise so he can move up to a triple wide trailor........
... calls people trailer trash and misspells words along the way. ;)
goingoneight
10/8/2007, 11:53 PM
... farts loudly on recruiting trips "just to loosen up." :D
sooneron
10/8/2007, 11:53 PM
... shot his wad against the bugeaters.
sooneron
10/8/2007, 11:54 PM
Giggles and hits on fellas at the urinal in Minnesota.
OKC-SLC
10/8/2007, 11:55 PM
...ruined Brad Smith's potential.
CatfishSooner
10/8/2007, 11:55 PM
Talks in the back swing of your one birdy oppurtunity of the round...
SoonerEmpire
10/9/2007, 12:01 AM
... listens to Debbie (now "Debra") Gibson to get pumped up for big games...
OU-HSV
10/9/2007, 12:11 AM
Talks in the back swing of your one birdy oppurtunity of the round...
...picks up his "gimmie putts" without counting the strokes for them.
SoonerEmpire
10/9/2007, 12:32 AM
... thinks he deserves to have a "Real Men of Genius" commercial by Bud Light made about him...
SoonerKnight
10/9/2007, 01:10 AM
... calls people trailer trash and misspells words along the way. ;)
Lives in a trailer park and still can't spell trailer................:D
goingoneight
10/9/2007, 01:12 AM
... makes me wanna PUKE! [hairGel]
CincySooner
10/9/2007, 08:47 AM
... shakes hands for just a little too long.
mxATVracer10
10/9/2007, 12:17 PM
...wants only one, but insists on his friend Stinkel getting two! :texan:
StoopTroup
10/9/2007, 12:20 PM
...bites his toenails.
KRYPTON
10/9/2007, 12:21 PM
...got his inspiration to go to a "spread" "offense" from tubgirl.com
...listens to his Barry Manilow 8-tracks when he just needs a good cry.
...goes around campus cutting off other drivers, then cursing at them and screaming "Do you know who I am?"
...just gave back all his Olympic medals after getting busted for 'roids.
DrZaius
10/9/2007, 02:50 PM
:les: RIPS OFF HIS OWN SACK!
tfoolry
10/9/2007, 03:06 PM
Dorm Storms & goes on panty raids with Larry Eustacy on weekends.
josh09
10/9/2007, 05:24 PM
....cant wait to see the HILARIOUS signs at Gameday!
StoopTroup
10/9/2007, 05:26 PM
....rhymes with "Fairy Tinkle".
The VIIIth
10/9/2007, 09:12 PM
Practices Bad Medicine...
http://www3.telus.net/rojay/Ben_Casey_Cover_04.jpg
goingoneight
10/9/2007, 10:47 PM
... plays pocket pool on the sidelines.
birddog
10/9/2007, 10:48 PM
walks down the halls saying,"boom!, tough actin tinactin.
soonergirlNeugene
10/9/2007, 10:56 PM
...asks people if they read that joke he forwarded them
birddog
10/9/2007, 11:09 PM
farts in the aisle at the grocery store and then gets the hell out of there.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/10/2007, 12:53 AM
When he accepted the job from the Tigers, thought they meant Louisiana State not Missouri.
Crucifax Autumn
10/10/2007, 12:55 AM
farts in the aisle at the grocery store and then stands around enjoying the bouquet
Crucifax Autumn
10/10/2007, 12:56 AM
...has an unhealthy facination with K-Fed
Crucifax Autumn
10/10/2007, 12:57 AM
...Thinks Norman is a character in Cheers
Crucifax Autumn
10/10/2007, 12:59 AM
...lives in Misery
Crucifax Autumn
10/10/2007, 01:00 AM
...Read a book this one time...
nBoSTP
10/10/2007, 03:25 AM
Likes to sing "I'm too sexy" at the karoke bar.
goingoneight
10/10/2007, 07:28 PM
... thinks a Tiger is an original mascot.
... actually shakes hands with his opponent win or lose (see: Pete Carroll, Bill Callahan).
... is a father of children.
... has his mom feed him Forsted Flakes after tough games.
... then says "They're GRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!111!!1"
... then feels the need to point out that coincidentally, Frosted Flakes has a Tiger on the box.
... then figures he'll refer to Tony Temple as "Tony the Tiger" from that point on.
wears a pinky ring - giggles uncontollably when he tells his players it is a pinkel ring.
Rock Hard Corn Frog
10/10/2007, 10:44 PM
is the guy in the HD TV commercials that dances like a homo when he knows the TD is going to be awarded on replay.
Crucifax Autumn
10/11/2007, 01:41 AM
Had sex with the fat Dr. Pepper commercial guy.
SoonerTerry
10/11/2007, 03:20 AM
Thinks it's really cool when he pulls a booger with a nose hair attached
Soonerpsycho
10/11/2007, 07:59 AM
Doesn't get mad when Chase Daniel's mom feeds her boy his own boogers.
MRNOTDUCKS
10/11/2007, 01:32 PM
I was playing dodgeball with my 7-yr-old son the other day. And he threw the ball at me as hard as he could from about a foot away. I'm not sure why, but I yelled, "you little gary pinkel!"
He said, "dad, don't ever call me a gary pinkel.... what's a gary pinkel?"
lol
KRYPTON
10/11/2007, 01:38 PM
... perms his merkin
stoops the eternal pimp
10/11/2007, 01:41 PM
Loves to say Pinkel, Einhorn Pinkel Einhorn....
goingoneight
10/11/2007, 07:36 PM
... listens to Fall Out Boy and Jet.
BigDeezy
10/11/2007, 09:06 PM
Thinks columbia is the gem of the ocean.
Crucifax Autumn
10/11/2007, 10:29 PM
... fellates Fall Out Boy and Jet.
fixed
Crucifax Autumn
10/12/2007, 01:27 AM
...Made me a Google search result.
Crucifax Autumn
10/12/2007, 01:31 AM
...Smells his finger
Crucifax Autumn
10/12/2007, 01:32 AM
...Snorts shaving cream
Crucifax Autumn
10/12/2007, 01:33 AM
...Taps his foot in airport restrooms
Rock Hard Corn Frog
10/12/2007, 08:41 AM
has a blow up sex doll of a Gladiator in his closet that he named Gluteus Maximus.
OUmillenium
10/12/2007, 09:45 AM
...never leaves home without the casette tape recording of the song John Wooden played to his team at hafltime to motivate them for the greatest comeback in college basketball history...he also loves to dance to that tune
fadada1
10/12/2007, 09:54 AM
...likes to have people say his last name a lot... because it's funny.
SoonerTerry
10/12/2007, 06:12 PM
is 78% as drunk as I am.. right now
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:23 AM
Just got custody of his and Britney's kids.
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:24 AM
...looks like a victim of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:25 AM
...Tattooed "I love Stoops" on his penis.
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:26 AM
...Is madly in love with Mack Brown
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:27 AM
...Gives Chase special scooby snacks from his handkerchief
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:28 AM
...Is a huge fan of Kanye West
Jello Biafra
10/13/2007, 12:29 AM
sucks a mean peter.........
or so littlewing says....
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:30 AM
...wrote a 300 page book of ramen noodle recipes
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:31 AM
...doesn't pull over to the side of the road for ambulances.
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:32 AM
...has female genitalia
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:33 AM
...Has devoted his life to solving the mystery of Bob Crane's murder.
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:34 AM
...smells like tuna
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:35 AM
...Peeks at the team in the showers
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:36 AM
Practices his game face in the mirror...While wearing lingerie
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:37 AM
...had an affair with his grandma
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:38 AM
...Lives in Mangino's butt crack
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:39 AM
...DVRs every episode of According to Jim
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:45 AM
...Thinks pro wrestling is real
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:46 AM
...Doesn't know the difference between Lawton, Stillwater, and Norman
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:47 AM
...Started taking viagra afetr hearing the priapism warning
jdsooner
10/13/2007, 12:47 AM
Has a wide stance.
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:48 AM
...Thinks carp is good-eatin'
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 12:50 AM
...Gets high inhaling oven cleaner
goingoneight
10/13/2007, 02:36 AM
Kept it within 16... on his home field... against a lesser OU team. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6OxEMjG6hY&mode=related&search=Oklahoma%20Football%20Missouri%20Sports)
Crucifax Autumn
10/13/2007, 02:39 AM
...still thinks babies are delivered by storks
Leroy Lizard
10/13/2007, 03:03 AM
brags to ladies that he understands Crucifax's sig.
tnraider1
10/13/2007, 07:48 AM
Sucks Leroy's Lizard.
StoopTroup
11/24/2007, 11:52 PM
...just hugged Mangino just a little to long...
tommieharris91
11/24/2007, 11:54 PM
...is due to have a typical Pinkel brain fart.
Mongo
11/24/2007, 11:55 PM
...leaves his toenail clippings on the floor so someone else can step on them.
StoopTroup
11/24/2007, 11:58 PM
...thinks the Alamodome is the biggest rental car company in the World.
Mongo
11/25/2007, 12:11 AM
...is the one dentist out of five that thinks Crest is not good for your teeth
stoops the eternal pimp
11/25/2007, 12:13 AM
enjoys wearing panties as much as the next guy
tommieharris91
11/25/2007, 12:33 AM
...bet the house on Kansas.
soonerinabilene
11/25/2007, 03:56 PM
...is only going to recruit Southlake qbs from now on.
StoopTroup
11/25/2007, 04:00 PM
.....just bought the "Big XII Championship Games for Dummies" handbook.
goingoneight
11/25/2007, 04:44 PM
... has recirculated the "we gave them the game" theory everyone keeps crying about.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/25/2007, 06:30 PM
Sounds like he wants the same mulligan Gary Barnett asked for.
The Maestro
11/25/2007, 06:46 PM
...is bummed he won't need that astronaut coat he wore last night in San Antonio this Saturday.
william_brasky
11/25/2007, 08:13 PM
often stands on the sideline during a game, wondering why Truman the Tiger, Mizzou's mascot, does not have a penis.
goingoneight
11/25/2007, 08:39 PM
... admires the horsepigs' penises. :eek:
Choctaw
11/25/2007, 09:12 PM
...thinks Skip Bayless is the best sportswriter in the business.
OUCH!!
stoops the eternal pimp
11/25/2007, 09:13 PM
Is still trying to figure out how he made Brad Smith into an average qb
...taught Chase Daniel how to eat boogers.
sooneron
11/25/2007, 11:07 PM
...Likes to snuggle with the Truman suit during afternoon naps in his office.
OKC-SLC
11/25/2007, 11:18 PM
...is not nearly as confident coming in to CCG as he is putting on.
thesnowbishop
11/25/2007, 11:25 PM
Can't get even one golden girl to return his phone calls.
thesnowbishop
11/25/2007, 11:27 PM
Can't get even one golden girl to return his phone calls.
Even Estelle Getty.
ruf/nekdad
11/26/2007, 07:20 AM
thinks having a loooota hippie's is a good thing.
Fraggle145
11/28/2007, 09:54 PM
sucks my balls.
BoomerGirl34
11/28/2007, 09:57 PM
....rhymes with tinkle...
illinisooner
11/28/2007, 10:03 PM
...likes dudes!
MextheBulldog
11/28/2007, 10:17 PM
.....just bought the "Big XII Championship Games for Dummies" handbook.
:pop: :)
william_brasky
11/29/2007, 01:21 PM
and Norm Stewart have matching merkins which they wear on designated days.
cheezyq
11/29/2007, 01:27 PM
...asked his QB at a team luncheon to "pass the boogers, please"
fadada1
11/29/2007, 01:39 PM
... thinks the big12 championship game is... wait, there was one???
OUmillenium
11/29/2007, 02:18 PM
...has a play sheet that tends to krinkle
cjames317
11/29/2007, 02:31 PM
... likes to put it in the stinkel.
SoonerWally
11/29/2007, 03:22 PM
eats turds to see if he'll cr@p a hamburger.
Rock Hard Corn Frog
11/29/2007, 04:01 PM
Had a 3-way with Grendal and Beowulf...
Landthief 1972
11/29/2007, 04:16 PM
Likes to show his players he's hip by using phrases like, "Word," "homies," and "Jive Turkey."
Dr. Jelly Finger
11/29/2007, 04:41 PM
Brags that he invented the Columbia shocker...
Two in the pinkel, one in the stinkle - :eek:
There was once a coach named Pinkel,
who mixes broccoli and beans to make stinkel.
Though, he makes the case,
that if boogers are being eaten,
He'll bet a nickle,
it 's that boy Chase.
Unfortunately, it won't help in his second meetin'
Down goes Pinkel.
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